Sorry Maverick, Scribonius already claimed them. Thanks for showing interest though
Note: Most of the movement on the planet was replaced by fudge.
Captain Flash Maxwell (Lord Mercat)
and Garth Sneakyheadkiller (lawmaster)
"Hm, well, I AM basically the galaxy's greatest knight in shining armor, may as well fulfill the literal part of that"
, says Flash as he and Garth take some time to look for upgrades.
They grab the body armor of the last two Savages the group killed (+1 armor)
Flash looks for Spacefleet's Patentented Uniforminator in his inventory but the device isn't there..
He has no choice but to use another camouflage technique.
He removes the armor and his uniform...
puts on the armor first...
then wears spacefleet uniform over it.
“Have to keep up that pristine Captain's look.”
Something catches Flash's eye "Wait, just one minute!"
Garth wears an helmet and gains another +1 to armor
He then looks for a replacement hand but couldn't find anything.
Since he cannot use two handed weapons without a second hand, he decides to take the smaller axe.
He then starts dancing and singing songs about smashing heads while waiting for the others.
"That lake- the sewage is being dropped right into it! As a Captain of Spacefleet, no, as Captain Flash Maxwell, hero of the people, and savior to the little man I cannot let this stand! It's a blatant violation of proper illegal waste disposal clause #247, they have to put the waste in barrels, and dump the barrels into the river, much more bureaucratically sound that way!" Lets see..."
Flash grabs the oversized clam sitting on the beach and uses it to block off the sewage pipe.
Flash thinks off for a moment:
"Hmm, My crew should be here soon along with the SCS Avoidance, it'll be good to finally get in that posh command chair again! Hope they haven't run into that bastard Spacebeard....."
After "solving" the problem, Flash recovers his equipment and continues on his way back to the rest of the team, blissfully unaware of the ticking timebomb behind him.
The Post-Apoc Survivor (alphafalcon541)
Having doubts that medikal training really is in his resume, the Post-Apoc Survivor picks up the axe again.
He then quickly starts to run to Flash.
“No, you fool, you blathering idiot, pull yourself together. That is not your city, think of all those who will die if you back up the sewage! What will all your fans think? They'll see their hero destroy a whole city in the name of nature!”
“There's no nature in this valley, there's only wild creatures trying to kill us and some survivors like us. Pull yourself together man, and come with me instead of trying to defy natural apocalyptic circumstances, or
(cocking his crossbow) I can remove your foot and get my men to haul your ass back to Reyo II? Up to you. Make the choice.”
The Space Detective (Scratch)
The legs of the Space Detective gets up and walks to him.
He climbs atop them, sitting slightly awkwardly and offcenter.
He grabs an apple and add it to his inventory.
Trying to get use to his new supernatural legs, he moves to Garth and addresses everyone:
"That was fun, but I think we should aim for a more organized run of things, such as not running around with our heads cut off until they actually get cut off."
Jaras Kyfi (Falk)
Jaras tries to use his farce healing power to reattach his arm but nothing happens.
He picks up a bow and a quiver though he knows he won't be able to use them with only one hand.
He moves to the initial camp of the garrison to check for additionnal loot.
He gets to the body of an axeman and loot his armor (Armor +2)
Bow and quiver added to inventory along with an apple that was gathered along the way.
Space Detective: "That said, should we plan on moving into the cave? Or should we turn in the case and move to the next area?"
Jaras: “I'm ready to go with whoever goes into the cave.”
Not caring about the post apoc survivor, Flash goes to the others.
"Onward Ho! To that cave, and whatever adventure awaits inside for I, Captain Flash Maxwell, to discover, and bring to heel!"
The Post-Apoc Survivor forgets about the sewage pipe and joins the group:
“Let's move into the cave, I feel that is the way forward”
Carlos Indiana Devine (mgb519)
Carlos joins too:
"I don't feel comfortable with that cave over there. It's an unknown to me. Do any of you know where it leads?"