I wasn't totally kidding when I said that you should apply for a design job at Lego. Between the amazing aesthetics and the playability features of your stuff I think you could teach their design teams a thing or two.
I sexually Identify as a Spice Girl. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot butts on sexy dads. People say to me that a pizza with pineapple is Impossible and I'm boner-inducing but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Amigo" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your six. Thank you for being so understanding.