Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby RedRover » Sun Jun 21, 2015 11:53 pm

I applaud you for the massive battle you have set up and managing all of the orders. Bravo
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby stubby » Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:53 pm

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L.V.S. BLACK INCHES
Player: lawmaster

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The Black Inches continues to speed ahead - but not quiiiite fast enough to get out of the way of the Red Miles.

CAPTAIN RADISKULL: See you later, suckers!


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Meanwhile, some skeleton crewmembers depart in the rowboats.



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They head towards the two nearest islands.


L.V.S. RED MILES
Player: Scratch

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CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: I've had enough! Hard to port! We'll go around them!

The Red Miles is not a nimble ship, and can barely turn to port at all. But it's enough to clear the stern of the Black Inches, if barely.


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Not enough to clear this rowboat though.

CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Make way!

CAPTAIN RADISKULL: Hey! Watch where you're going, meatbag!


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CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Such disrespect! We'll need show those bony bungholes what undead piracy is all about. All ears here, men! Search the holds! Bones, chains, corpses, victims; lash them to the decks reaver-style! We'll strike terror into the hearts of friend and foe alike!

ZOMBIES: AYYYE AYYYYE CAPTAIN


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The pinkomantic magic animating the zombie's dead brains affects their decorating choices.

ZOMBIES: SWEEET

ZOMBIES: HAAAARDCOOOORE


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ZOMBIES: SOOO TERRIFYYING

CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Pink hearts! What in blue barnacles!


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CAPTAIN RADISKULL: Bahahaha

CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Dang it!

FEAT UNSUCCESSFUL


SKELETON CREW: Hey how come the zombies get all the cool pink decorations and we don't?

CAPTAIN RADISKULL: Dang it!


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ORC HARLOTS: We like the new hearts look. So catchy!

CAPTAIN SCRATCHBEARD: Yarrgh


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The zombies on shore leave are disappointed to miss the pink heart party, but they have more important things to worry about.

AWAY TEAM: NEED TO SNEAK PAST THE FIRE WITCHES IN THIS FOOOOGGG

AWAY TEAM: DON'T LET THEM PERFORM POOP EXPERIMENTS ON UUUUSSSSS


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Sneaking unsuccessful.

AWAY TEAM: DAAAAANNNNGGG IIIIIITTTTT
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby stubby » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:04 pm

HEXONXONX
Player: Duerer

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Before anyone has time to theorize about the contents of zombie gastrointestinal tracts, Hexonxonx goes on a rampage.


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Hexonxonx spits a wide stream of black bile across the sea and into the steam clouds.


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The cries of dying horses and women can be heard from within. Hexonxonx releases a scream of genocidal glee.


LORD VLADTRON
Player: stubby

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Cool guys don't look at explosions, and VladTron doesn't bother turning around to see what kind of nonsense is going on behind him. He hurries onward towards the Pinkomacers' laboratory to see what the Vizier is making so much noise about.

LORD VLADTRON: This new pinkomantic military miracle had better be good.


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VladTron crit-fails his Sprint roll.

LORD VLADTRON: Dang it

END OF TURN 2


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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby Vami IV » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:07 pm

we the bad guys
we don't run
for reasons
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby stubby » Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:36 am

Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby stubby » Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:40 am

Ready for Turn 3 orders from the Rainbowist teams:

aoffan23 (Rayhoes)
Silent-Sigfig (Stalinists)
IVhorseman (IVassicans)
devincp (Dogdudes)

And maybe Ham if he decides to step in this turn. I've got Tzan's orders for the King and company.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby Tzan » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:39 am

devincp hasnt posted since March.
He also attacked the guys in the woods instead of negotiating with them.
Maybe if someone wants to take them over and not attack Silverdream that would be good.

IV hasnt posted since April, dead.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby stubby » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:45 am

Nah. I've seen both of them around in the last day or two, even if they're not posting.

Although if true, it will be the second time Dogdu banished someone from the forums ... I should have been using him more wisely. He's like the Defense Against The Dark Arts professorship of BrikWars.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby Tzan » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:57 am

:D
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby Vami IV » Tue Jul 07, 2015 6:52 pm

stubby wrote:Although if true, it will be the second time Dogdu banished someone from the forums ... I should have been using him more wisely. He's like the Defense Against The Dark Arts professorship of BrikWars.

Really fucking glad I'm playing Drayko. Although I think he's like Gilderoy Lockhart and is forever cursed to fumble his heroics. He's totally me.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby Tzan » Tue Jul 07, 2015 7:40 pm

Ah you changed the Brikthulhu ... design to match the new one you made, nice.
Its got a very long summon time, working as intended I suppose.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby Vami IV » Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:39 pm

You can speed it up with a donation of 72 virgins
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby stubby » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:39 pm

Vami IV wrote:You can speed it up with a donation of 72 virgins

Take a look at this place. Do you really think He'd notice if there were another 72 virgins?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby Vami IV » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:56 pm

stubby wrote:
Vami IV wrote:You can speed it up with a donation of 72 virgins

Take a look at this place. Do you really think He'd notice if there were another 72 virgins?

We have 72 active members?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

Postby lordintype » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:27 am

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