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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Fri May 29, 2015 2:11 pm

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Insert_blank:  I know you weren't a fan of overv


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Colette:  I was not, and I still resent that battle.  Overwatch and you just quit before I could do anything.
Colette:  But that's not important now.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Fri May 29, 2015 2:17 pm

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Colette:  I think what's important is that you continue on, as we all have in the face of adversity
Colette:  Do the best you can every day!  Or some other generic shounen anime advice
Colette:  Make today the best day of your life


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Colette:  Besides IB, I know that Overwatch is still out there
Colette:  Somewhere on high, laughing at memes and pranks and terrible music


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Colette:  Watching over us all


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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Insert_blank » Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:07 am

I am, as Bjork once said herself, crying.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:00 am

I just re-read this.  And I'm like, damn, that was a lot of effort.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Omega Prime » Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:03 am

This was honestly quite a meta post. Did you try to make this as realistic as possible while keeping that brikwars feel? How did I miss this before?
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part again?

i can make a hat
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:08 am

There was lots of drama in the old BrikWars chat on mibbit.  The underlying drama behind this whole thing eventually led to me creating the discord to replace Colette's mibbit channel.

Some of the lines in here are actual quotes.  There was also a conflict between Colette and IB + Overwatch.  Bjorkbot's lines are quotes, and some of IB and Overwatch's lines are quotes.  The debate in Act I about whether or not Colette was being too hard on Overwatch by kicking him for advertising the #bjorkwars channel did actually take place.

I tried to bring in elements of the BrikWars Forums and the BrikVerse where I could, such as Thunderdumb as a mod fight venue or the Blokbots as one of IB's weapons because he was in China and its hard to trace him.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Omega Prime » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:39 am

Ah, ok.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Tzan » Fri Aug 04, 2017 10:42 am

Also those posts are from 2015.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:22 am

2015 was a great year for drama on the BW forums.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Steel_Valkyrie » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:49 pm

How did I not see this before? This is Art.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Kastrenzo » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:49 pm

there needs to be more brikwars stuff based on meta
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Insert_blank » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:50 am

2015 was a tough year and I grew a lot as a person because of it. I'll never forget staying up late at night and talking to Overwatch and trolling everyone and making Colette mad. This soap still very accurately sums up my feelings on the friend I lost and the man who touched us all very deeply in his own special way.


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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Tzan » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:35 am

I remember when I first heard about Overwatch_Elite dying, I laid flowers on my Xbox console.  #sad
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Mon Dec 11, 2017 2:58 am

Steel_Valkyrie wrote:How did I not see this before? This is Art.


Probably because it was written before you joined the forum.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Omega Prime » Sun Dec 31, 2017 6:37 pm

Why, exactly, isn't this stickied?
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