Trattorian Foreign Relations Department wrote:Dear fellow Trattorians and galactic investors,
I am Dr. Vikram Sardana, the Trattorian Ambassador to the United Systems Alliance. I would, um, hope that everyone stays calm and not to panic or make any rash decisions tomorrow morning when the markets open. In my own prior experience in the financial industry as General Counsel of Pernault Financial Group, I am aware that the decision the United Systems has reached is, um, quite disappointing. Nonetheless, I would like to remind the galactic banks that volatility is a self-fulfilling prophecy, and for all to exercise reason and good judgement going forward from here.
I would also like to address the unprecedented number of Trattorians working in the United Systems who are attempting to return home. The unexpected spike has overloaded the clearing capacities of the Legal and Foreign Relations Departments, and the limited number of commercial spaceflights to Trattoria has posed an additional bottleneck. The Foreign Relations Department is in talks with Virgin Galactic about temporarily expanding spaceliner fleet capacity. Please expect a delay of at least a few days at this point.
I would also like to briefly touch on reports incoming of Trattorian investors already committing suicide in the aftermath of polling results. I would like to remind all Trattorians that until our broken population maintenance and child laws are addressed by the Legislature, that we as Trattorians are a valuable commodity that is increasingly becoming more difficult to replace. Please keep this in mind as you check the markets tomorrow morning.
I understand that these are trying times for all. The Trattorian Foreign Relations Department will do everything in its power to maintain the status quo and existing relationships, and ensure an orderly transition with the new United Systems administration from this point forward.
Science bless Trattoria,
Office of Chancellor Angela wrote:I am Chancellor Angela, leader of the glorious Fourth Space Reich. I would like to congratulate Donald Trump on his victory on behalf of all fellow Space Nazis. He is a strong man and fitting Führer for the USA who can lead the Nehellenium Galaxy into a glorious new age of yellow purity. His victory is a victory for all Nazis, yellow supremacists, and space fascists across the galaxy, giving us all hope for the chance at a brighter future. These have been trying times for us racists and fascists, but let Trump's victory send a message to pretentious demockracies like the Unified Republik of Poland that the battle is far from over.
He and I share a lot of common ground, and I look forward to cooperating with his administration to better the galaxy and minifig-kind.
Kaiserin Renate wrote:I wish to congratulate Donald Trump on his victory. The United Systems Alliance deserves a strong leader, one who will usher in unparalleled prosperity. It is my hope that our nations can mutually benefit in this time, from a great war against weakling nations, like Trattoria.
Kaiser Alec II wrote:On behalf of both myself, and the people of the Trion Empire, I would like to congratulate the new President of the United Systems Alliance. The defeat of the old USA establishment signals the dawn of a new era, an era of greater prosperity and the continued spread of national socialism within the Nehellenium galaxy. The Trion Empire would like to extend an olive branch of peace, mutual trade and defense, and friendship to the new United Systems Alliance. It is unfortunate that my father, Alec I, didn't live to see this day, but I am sure he is smiling upon us, upon all of us, from Valhalla.
Hail the new United Systems Alliance! Hail Trion!
Zupponn wrote:The ZMC has spent millions of dollars to get Trump on the throne. Now we eagerly await the luxurious trade deals we were promised.
Colette wrote:Zupponn wrote:The ZMC has spent millions of dollars to get Trump on the throne. Now we eagerly await the luxurious trade deals we were promised.
No fair, Trattorian corporations funneled billions illegally into Klinton's campaign through the Klinton Foundation and super PACs, where is the pay-for-play she promised?
Official Statement from President Kuroki wrote:My fellow Trattorians,
I, like many of you, am gravely disappointed at the seeming inability of the United Systems electorate to converge to common sense. We have once again seen the failure of an unbridled demockratic system where all may run and vote without regard to merit. I, and the rest of the Trattorian administration, reject the khaos and lack of regard for science and objective fact that the chosen candidate of the USA has demonstrated.
I assure you that the Trattorian government will do everything in its capabilities to maintain our position as a leading power in the Nehellenium Galaxy going forward.
Science bless Trattoria,
Dr. Misa Kuroki
President of the Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria
RedRover wrote:I like how everyone has jumped the gun before Silent has even decided what he wants to do with United System's Alliance. This could be awkward if he goes a different direction...
Official Statement of Praetorian President Grace Rheesus wrote:I would like to congratulate the United Systems on continuing their long held fling with democracy. I hope that future president Trump will come to understand the necessity of the NATO and AN bodies, and their role in perpetuating violence and procrastination throughout the brikverse. At the same time, I must reiterate our continued support of Anti-Immortal efforts, and any action that is taken to interfere or detract from these efforts will be met with swift, quick and total annihilation.
Unofficial Statement of Praetorian President Grace Rheesus wrote:You fucking what?!
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