To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

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To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby Alex » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:32 pm

Dos Briquis (Steel_Valkyrie)
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"I don't always fight people who should be regulated to the page of failures in history, but when I do, it's usually either Nazis or The Spanish inquisition. I toast to your memory." Dos Briquis fires at Inquisitor Cortez, but one of the other inquisitors redshirts and survives the damage.
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The Dos Briquis guy then begins to climb up towards the rocket.
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The French legionnares fire on the Spaniards, "Those Rude Spaniards. Zhey got beaten by ze English, no? Zey reek of defeat and What ze barbarians call "Wine". Very inferior, honhonhon." In addition to the stinging nature of their taunts, they kill one Inquisition trooper.

Ninjas (Duerer)
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Moving from below
The ninja leader strikes true
Wounding Dos Briquis
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Running through the crowd
The other ninja reaches
Obtaining his goal
Secret objective completed- Get the Dragon Katana!

Spanish Inquisition- Mgb519
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The inquisition  troopers continue to fire, but generally don't do very well. They do succeed in killing the Britannian's turbaned swordsman.
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Inquisitor Cortez fetches the comfy pillow.
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He whacks the Dos Briquis Guy with it to try and distract him, but it doesn't work.
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The whip armed inquisitor tries to attack a guard, but accidentally whips himself in the face so hard that he kills himself instead.
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The other inquisitor fires at the guard, who survives.

Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)
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Witnessing the Space Pirate reprisal, Agent Dangerzone exclaims, "Hey Horatio Hornblower! Those are Freedum citizens you're gunning down!"
He fires his grappling gun at the pirate skiff. "Permission to come aboard...YOUR FACE!" he says.
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He then boards the skiff, but is unsuccessful in throwing the nearest pirate off.
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The rest of the FSM continue to mosh.


More to come. I also still need orders for the space pirates and the BA team. Apollyon has said that someone can fill in for him and give orders, and if I don't get orders from Brikguy soon, then I will let someone else take over the BA team for now as well.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby Alex » Wed May 04, 2016 11:46 am

Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Motorhead Fan)
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The Lara and Colonel Khaki fire into the crowd, but no one is harmed.
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Professor Weathersby decides that they should team up with the French against the Spaniards.
He then grabs the laser sniper rifle, but misses his shot.
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Lord Worthington orders a cup of tea from the bartender.
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It unfortunately doesn't really do anything for him, as it's lukewarm.
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He shoots at the culinary abomination, which just gets more angry.

Interdimensional Raiders (Lordintype)
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"Seize the vehicles!" the leader shouts.
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The rest of the raiders fire on the BA Team's van, but either miss or don't cause enough damage to hurt anyone. One of their guns breaks.
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The leader throws a time/space disruption grenade at Roche, who manages to survive.

Party Guests (Zupponn)
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The band continues to play.
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The gods of metal show their favor by sending down lightning from on high, frying a ninja in the process.
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The bartender pours another drink.

Mercs (Bann154)
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Roche tries to radio in for reinforcements, but nobody seems to be picking up on his signal at the moment. He then tries to fire at the BA team, but his gun jusst clicks. He has run out of ammo.

Culinary Abomination (NPC)
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The Culinary Abomination attaches the ninja's katana to its arm.
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The then skewers Lord Worthington.

Dos Briquis Entourage ()
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One of the guards moves in to support the Dos Briquis guy and get the enemies off his back. He kills redshirts for Inquisitor Cortez and the Ninja leader.
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Ivana cuts Voodoo Jim in half.
The monkey moves towards the Dos Briquis guy and picks up a staff.

The BA Team (NPC'd)
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The BA Team all fire out of the van, killing two raiders.
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The van then crashes into the side of the lowrider, throwing out the alien leader, who is unharmed.

Space Pirates (NPC'd)
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The pirate skiff fires its rockets at the jeep. Colonel Khaki is just able to push Lara out of the way before he is blown apart.
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This pirate rearms himself.
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The other pirate on the wall senses an opportunity.
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Ivana counters this aerial attack with a thrust of her own, but the space pirate manages to survive.
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The same can't be said for Ivana.
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Captain Strongarm shoots his grappling hook claw at the grappling chain by Johnny Dangerzone's feet, ensnaring him. The Captain then orders the skiff to move forward, in an effort to tear agent Dangerzone apart. He is unhurt for the moment. "Wow, who would have thought that those yoga classes I took would be useful for something other than banging the instructor?" agent Dangerzone asks.
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Overviews
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Kill Count
Dos Briquis Guy (Steel_Valkyrie)- 2
Dos Briquis Entourage (Legomc)- 5+2 friendly fire+ 1 pirate skiff
Space Pirates (Apollyon) -14
Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)- 9
BA Team (Brikguy0410) -5
Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Motorhead Fan) -3
Thugs and Mercenaries (Bann154) -1
Party Guests (Zupponn)- 1 + produced one culinary abomination
Ninjas (Duerer)- 0
Spanish Inquisition (Mgb519)- 3
Culinary Abomination (Open)- 3
Inter-Dimensional Raiders (Lordintype)- 0

Send Orders for Turn 5!
If someone wants, they can take over for the Space Pirates or the BA Team.
The other pirates take out the zombie secret service agent and injure Zombie Lincoln.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby Tzan » Wed May 04, 2016 12:40 pm

Kill Count: Eastern European vampire that likes to count dead bodies.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby Alex » Wed May 04, 2016 3:08 pm

Tzan wrote:Kill Count: Eastern European vampire that likes to count dead bodies.

I will totally have to make one as a character now. "One, two, THREE dismembered bodies! Ahhahahahaa!"
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby motorhead fan » Thu May 05, 2016 5:24 am

is Laura my only remaining person?
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby Alex » Thu May 05, 2016 7:53 am

motorhead fan wrote:is Laura my only remaining person?

You've also got Dr Weathersby by the French Legionnaires.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby Red_SPAMbot » Sat May 07, 2016 6:21 am

The Kill Count....it's not so much the killing, but what he does to the bodies afterwords.
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri May 27, 2016 6:11 am

May I please take the culinary  abomination??

Thats if this battle is still going... :|
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Re: To Dos... and Beyond! Turn 4

Postby Alex » Fri May 27, 2016 2:22 pm

Yes, you can have it, and the battle is still ongoing. I've been pretty busy the past few weeks, but should finish the next turn later this weekend.
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