Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Motorhead Fan)
The Lara and Colonel Khaki fire into the crowd, but no one is harmed.
Professor Weathersby decides that they should team up with the French against the Spaniards.
He then grabs the laser sniper rifle, but misses his shot.
Lord Worthington orders a cup of tea from the bartender.
It unfortunately doesn't really do anything for him, as it's lukewarm.
He shoots at the culinary abomination, which just gets more angry.Interdimensional Raiders (Lordintype)
"Seize the vehicles!" the leader shouts.
The rest of the raiders fire on the BA Team's van, but either miss or don't cause enough damage to hurt anyone. One of their guns breaks.
The leader throws a time/space disruption grenade at Roche, who manages to survive.Party Guests (Zupponn)
The band continues to play.
The gods of metal show their favor by sending down lightning from on high, frying a ninja in the process.
The bartender pours another drink.Mercs (Bann154)
Roche tries to radio in for reinforcements, but nobody seems to be picking up on his signal at the moment. He then tries to fire at the BA team, but his gun jusst clicks. He has run out of ammo.Culinary Abomination (NPC)
The Culinary Abomination attaches the ninja's katana to its arm.
The then skewers Lord Worthington.Dos Briquis Entourage ()
One of the guards moves in to support the Dos Briquis guy and get the enemies off his back. He kills redshirts for Inquisitor Cortez and the Ninja leader.
Ivana cuts Voodoo Jim in half.
The monkey moves towards the Dos Briquis guy and picks up a staff.The BA Team (NPC'd)
The BA Team all fire out of the van, killing two raiders.
The van then crashes into the side of the lowrider, throwing out the alien leader, who is unharmed.Space Pirates (NPC'd)
The pirate skiff fires its rockets at the jeep. Colonel Khaki is just able to push Lara out of the way before he is blown apart.
This pirate rearms himself.
The other pirate on the wall senses an opportunity.
Ivana counters this aerial attack with a thrust of her own, but the space pirate manages to survive.
The same can't be said for Ivana.
Captain Strongarm shoots his grappling hook claw at the grappling chain by Johnny Dangerzone's feet, ensnaring him. The Captain then orders the skiff to move forward, in an effort to tear agent Dangerzone apart. He is unhurt for the moment. "Wow, who would have thought that those yoga classes I took would be useful for something other than banging the instructor?" agent Dangerzone asks.OverviewsKill Count
Dos Briquis Guy (Steel_Valkyrie)- 2
Dos Briquis Entourage (Legomc)- 5+2 friendly fire+ 1 pirate skiff
Space Pirates (Apollyon) -14
Freedum States of Murica (Red_SPAMbot)- 9
BA Team (Brikguy0410) -5
Britannian League of Explorers and Gentlemen (Motorhead Fan) -3
Thugs and Mercenaries (Bann154) -1
Party Guests (Zupponn)- 1 + produced one culinary abomination
Ninjas (Duerer)- 0
Spanish Inquisition (Mgb519)- 3
Culinary Abomination (Open)- 3
Inter-Dimensional Raiders (Lordintype)- 0Send Orders for Turn 5!
If someone wants, they can take over for the Space Pirates or the BA Team.
The other pirates take out the zombie secret service agent and injure Zombie Lincoln.