All Wrapped Up

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All Wrapped Up

Postby Legomc » Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:09 am

Location: ICA Interrogation Facility
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Johnson: "You've got a whole lot of talking to do, buddy."
TMITM: "I won't talk unless Cadren is here."

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Johnson: "Send Cadren in here."

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Johnson: "Now start talking."
TMITM: "What do you want to know?"
Johnson: "Everything."

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TMITM: "What it there to tell? I manipulated forces to fight for me. I built a super weapon. But you know this. Anything else I'm sure Cadren can tell you."
Johnson: "Cadren, what the hell does he mean by that?"
Cadren: "I have no idea.
*CRASH*

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Veronica: "Dad! Are you okay?"

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Cadren: "What are you doing here?"
Veronica: "Same to you."
Dave: "Sir we tried to stop her."
Johnson: "Forget it. Your dismissed."

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Cadren: "Alright, who the fuck are you!"
TMITM: I'm surprised you haven't figured it out yet."

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Casmeer: "Hello brother."
Cadren: "You? What would dad think of you? Your a fucking disgrace to this family."
Casmeer: "Funny. He said the same thing right before I killed him.

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Cadren: "YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Johnson: Cadren! Calm down now!"

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Cadren: "NO! HE FUCKING KILLED MY DAD! IF YOU WON'T KILL HIM I'LL DO IT MYSELF."

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Veronica: "I'll go calm him down."

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Dax: "What just happened?"
Johnson: "I don't know, but I'm going to keep an eye on Cadren. Now, Casmeer is it? Keep talking."

Outside
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Veronica: "Cadren! Wait up."

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Veronica: "Please calm down. I'm sure I can explain everything."

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Cadren: "Can you? My brother, who I thought was dead, turns out to be a fucking terrorist who KILLED MY FATHER! And he's your dad, right? That means I've been dating my niece! And we've done a whole lot more then that. Everything's fucking messed up! Casmeer a monster and so are you!"

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Veronica: "Cadren please..."
Cadren: "I hope both of you die!"
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XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank. :tiger:


If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby Duerer » Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:18 am

Legomc wrote:And he's your dad, right? That means I've been dating my niece! And we've done a whole lot more then that.


:shock: No way!
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby Legomc » Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:23 am

Duerer wrote:
Legomc wrote:And he's your dad, right? That means I've been dating my niece! And we've done a whole lot more then that.


:shock: No way!

Well...
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XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank. :tiger:


If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby Kommander Ken » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:48 am

Well that's awkward.
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby Legomc » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:12 pm

Yup.
TheVengefulOne wrote:
XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank. :tiger:


If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby Legomc » Fri Aug 12, 2016 2:21 pm

Location: τοίχο ψάρια, the TRONG capital
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Johnson: "As you may have heard, President Robinson was captured and killed by Casmeer Pratran Legomc last week. Until a proper election can be organized, I will be acting in his place. Casmeer has been detained and will be sentenced to the σπίτι του θανάτου maximum security prison for life. His accomplice and adopted daughter Veronica James Heartsmith has received the same sentence.

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Johnson: "The Counsel and I have come to the decision that our empire needs a new name. We are no longer The Republic of New Greece, but Ελληνική Δημοκρατία της Ελευθερίας.* We also want you to know that the brother of the captured fugitive, Cadren Artarice Legomc, is wanted for treason. He is wanted dead or alive."

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Cadren (to himself): "Congratulation, buddy. Your now on the ass of people I'm going to kill."


*Translation: Greek Republic of Freedom
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XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank. :tiger:


If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby Kommander Ken » Fri Aug 12, 2016 3:01 pm

Holy shit it's Slender Man.
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:28 pm

Kommander Ken wrote:Holy shit it's Slender Man.


Yeah, I noticed that.  :phil:
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby Valiant » Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:31 pm

Always lurking in the shadows...
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby General Hawke » Sun Aug 21, 2016 9:53 pm

Wait.
If cadren and TMITM are brothers, and cadren called TMITM a "son of a bitch", than either this was a complicated family, or he just called his own mother a bitch.
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby Legomc » Sun Aug 21, 2016 10:21 pm

General Hawke wrote:Wait.
If cadren and TMITM are brothers, and cadren called TMITM a "son of a bitch", than either this was a complicated family, or he just called his own mother a bitch.

When you're pissed, you don't nessesarily think about what you are saying.
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XxXTheEdgiestMemeXxX wrote:>I believe Concave Dolphin is a very balanced and well-rounded team. However, Concave Dolphin could benefit from a healer and a tank. :tiger:


If you mean Concave Dolphin could benefit from being run over by a tank, I think they already have.
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Re: All Wrapped Up

Postby General Hawke » Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:31 pm

Legomc wrote:
General Hawke wrote:Wait.
If cadren and TMITM are brothers, and cadren called TMITM a "son of a bitch", than either this was a complicated family, or he just called his own mother a bitch.

When you're pissed, you don't nessesarily think about what you are saying.


Well I think that anyone who tells cadren that will be dead anyway.
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