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The Krusher [HH Winner 2016]

Postby Duerer » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:39 am

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Location: Prison Block 13, Planet Kisvárda, Republik of Magyar
Mission: Free our imprisoned comrades


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Elder Magyar Soldier: "Carefully, boy! This is some heavy load. It's of utmost important that it reaches this block unharmed."
Younger Magyar Soldier: "Yeah, whatever."

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Younger Magyar Soldier: "Just let me type in the passphrase for Block 13... what was it again? 1... 2... 3... 4... 5..."
*BLINK*
Younger Magyar Soldier: "There we go!"

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*SWOOSH*

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*VOOOM*

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Elder Magyar Soldier: "Good morning."
Prison Guard: "Mornin'."

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Yuri Ksovlov: "So, what's your plan to get out of here boss?"
Olek Kohut: "Plan?! You do realize that we are trapped in these sealed cells with guards on our asses 24/7!"

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Olek Kohut: "Besides, you are the genius that escaped from a high-security prison with your head stuck in a pickling jar! Shouldn't you be the one with a plan to get our asses out of here?"
Yuri Ksovlov: "Problem is: This cell is fully isolated from any data interface that I could be plugged in and all the guards already do their best to keep me away from any kind of sensitive technology. So yeah, looks like we are trapped here for a good while."

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Olek Kohut: "... This is fucking bullshit!"
Prison Guard: "Quiet, prisoner!"
Olek Kohut: "Ey, fuck you man! You don't get to yell at me when I'm shouting in rage!"

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Prison Guard: "Don't make me come in and rip your shitty lock out of your head!"
Olek Kohut: "Go ahead, you little boypussy! Just go ahead and try!"

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Prison Guard: "You are digging your own fucking grave, hohol!"
*click*

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*WHOOOSH*

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*BA-DA-BOOM*
Prison Guard: "What the..."

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Prison Guard: "Open fire!"
*RATATATAT*
*FLASH*


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*BLAM*
Prison Guard: "Ah.. my leg!"

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*PUNCH*
Olek Kohut: "Don't insult the lock, pidor!"

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*FLASH*
*BLAM*

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Olek Kohut: "What the hell is this thing?!"
Yuri Ksovlov: "Judging from it's architecture and the GT energy streaming out of it, this must be one of Dr. Semenov's newest inventions."
Olek Kohut: "If that is so, will he help us get the hell out of here?"

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Yuri Ksovlov: "Could be. But first we have to rescue the other inmates, including the doctor himself. Unfortunately, he is trapped in a cryochamber for further examination. If some comptuers happen to be around here, you could plug me in and I will try to deactivate the chamber."

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*marching sounds*
Olek Kohut: "They're coming. Grab the rifles from the guards and hold them off, til I found a way to free the rest of us!"

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Titusz Császár: "We're heading towards Block 13! Keep moving!"

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Abigél Erös: "I'll kill this idiot who thought that lumping the worst basket cases into oe single block was a great decision."

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Titusz Császár: "It's the Cossack! Step aside, men. This is a personal matter!"

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Olek Kohut: "There we meet again, Hun! I hope you enjoyed your last victory. Be sure that I'll hit  much harder, this time!"

Sup guys, let's kick of this year's HH with a new battle report of mine:
THE KRUSHER
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Factions:
Magyars:
Battlegroup Császár
Battlegroup Erös

Soviets:
Olek's Gang
Sergey's Gang (unlocked after first terminal has been deactivated)
The Pantokrator

Objectives:
Magyars: Crush the prisoner revolt
Soviets: Free the doctor and escape

Turns will be post in subsequent posts in order to keep things in order.
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Duerer » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:45 am

Turn Order (determined by D20):
18 - Battlegroup Erös
15 - Battlegroup Császár
9 - Olek's Gang
69 - The Pantokrator

Battlegroup Erös:
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Two soldiers gun down two Soviet prisoners, while Abigél's arrow is caught by Olek in mid-air.

Battlegroup Császár:
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Titusz and the hussars fire at Olek, who is redshirted by a nearby inmate.

Olek's Gang:
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One of the inmates grabs Yuri's head rushes toward the terminal.

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*BEEP-BEEP-BE-BE-BEEP*
Yuri Ksovlov: "Security codes overwritten. Shutting down force fields in 3... 2... 1... "

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Soviet Prisoner: "Xaxa, free at last!!"
Sergey Semenov's Gang is unlocked for play in Turn 2. However, the Doctor himself needs to be released from his freeze chamber.

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One inmate fires at a hussar but fails to deal enough damage. In the meantime, Olek tries to open the orange box filled with contrabands...

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Surprise, surprise! It's Yuri Ksovlov's hammer that got confiscated after the battle of Debrecen!

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The Cossack warrior then jumps on top of the loot crate...

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...jumps higher up in the air...

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*SMUSH*
...and bashes one hussar into a puddle of flesh and blood, while three other hussars are caught by the shockwave. (FEAT SUCCESSFUL)

The Pantokrator:
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The Pantokrator charges towards two Magyar soldiers and kills one, while another one is locked in melee.

Turn 1 Summary:
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Magyars: 3 kills
Soviets: 5 kills
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Duerer » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:52 am

Turn Order (determined by D20):
18 - Battlegroup Császár
12 - Olek's Gang
11 - Sergey's Gang
10 - The Pantokrator
1 - Battlegroup Erös

Battlegroup Császár:
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Titusz Császár: "Hey, cossack!"
Olek Kohut: "What?!"
Titusz Császár: "I hereby challange you to a duell to the death! Only us both, without any outside help. Do you accept or do you wanna chicken out?"
Olek Kohut: "Only on one condition: no pulling hairs!"
Titusz Császár: "Fine by me!"
(FEAT SUCCESSFUL: Olek and Titusz are bound in a duell; no redshirts or outside intervention until one of them eventually kicks the bucket)

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Thus, Titusz strikes with his claw yet fails to do any significant damage.

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The last hussar fires at the prisoner nearby and misses.

Olek's Gang:
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That prisoner, however, shoots the hussar with ease.

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The female prisoner rushes towards Semenov's cell with Yuri's head in her hand.

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Olek attacks Titusz without dealing any significvant damage. Titusz' counterattack was more painful though (Olek loses one HP).

Sergey's Gang:
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Soviet Prisoner 1: "Hey, look! These are some nice assault rifles!"
Soviet Prisoner 2: "Sick, what should we do with them?"
Soviet Prisoner 1: "Well, shoot someone of course."

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Easier said than done. Both inmates miss their targets.

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Another inmate manages to shoot a Magyar soldier...

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...while another one grabs his rifle and fails to do any damage. A third inmate just moves out of the cell.

The Pantokrator:
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Yet another soldier is sliced up by the Pantokrator.

Battlegroup Erös:
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Two Magyar soldiers kill both armed inmates from the nearby cell, while Abigél tries to cram out an explosive arrow...

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Too bad she forgot to bring any with her (FEAT FAILED).

Turn 2 Summary:
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Magyars: 5 kills
Soviets: 8 kills
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Duerer » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:57 am

Turn Order (determined by D20):
17 - Battlegroup Császár
15 - Battlegroup Erös
12 - The Pantokrator
8 - Olek's Gang
3 - Sergey's Gang

Battlegroup Császár:
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Titusz strikes Olek with his claw and beats him down to his last HP.

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But Olek counters that attack by swinging his hammer and dealing one HP damage to Titusz.

Battlegroup Erös:
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Abigél prepares a piercing shot going through two Soviet inmates at a time...

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...yet it simply bounces off (FEAT FAILED).

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One soldier misses, but another one seems to be very lucky with her shot...

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Killing two inmates, including the one carrying Yuri's head.
Yuri Ksovlov: "Uhm, wouldf someone mind to pick me up?"

The Pantokrator:
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The Pantokrator rushes forward and fails to take out both soldiers.

Olek's Gang:
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Both duelists struggle to harm each other.

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The last inmate under Olek's command fails to hit anything.

Sergey's Gang:
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Another inmate picks up Yuri's head and rushes towards Semenov's cell.

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Yet another inmate picks up an assault rifle and fails to hurt the soldier in front of him.

Turn 3 Summary:
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Magyars: 7 kills
Soviets: 8 kills
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Duerer » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:02 am

Turn Order (determined by D20):
19 - The Pantokrator
15 - Olek's Gang
7 - Battlegroup Császár
4 - Battlegroup Erös
2- Sergey's Gang

The Pantokrator:
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Finally he manages to rip both soldiers into shreds.

Olek's Gang:
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Olek takes a mighty swing with his hammer and beats the Magyar commander down to his last HP.

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The last prisoner fails to hurt Abigél with his assault rifle.

Battlegroup Császár:
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Olek Kohut: "Ahh, my eyes!!"
Titusz lunges out and successfully stabs Olek in the eyes (FEAT SUCCESSFUL: -1 skill for Olek Kohut).

Battlegroup Erös:
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If the is one arrow that Abigél didn't forget to bring with her, then it's her electric bolts.

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*bzzt-bzzt*
She hits the Pantokrator and disables him for the next turn (FEAT SUCCESSFUL).

Sergey's Gang:
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Another prisoner fires at Abigél and doesn't do any kind of damage.

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His inmate plugs Yuri into the computer and attempts to free the Doctor.
*BEEP-BEEP-BE-BE-BEEP*

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*WOOSH*

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*TOK*

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Dr Sergey Semenov: "Ugh, where am I?"
Yuri Ksovlov: "We're all trapped in this prison but don't worry! We'ere about to get out of here! Let me show you the way out!"

Turn 4 Summary:
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Magyars: 7 kills
Soviets: 10 kills
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Duerer » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:11 am

Turn Order (determined by D20):
20 - Battlegroup Császár
16 - Olek's Gang
11 - Sergey's Gang
10 - Battlegroup Erös

Battlegroup Császár:
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In spite of being practically blinded, Olek manages to strike Titusz down with his massive hammer.

Olek's Gang:
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However, he only manages to shove Abigél aside a bit while his inmate doesn't do enough danage against her.

Sergey's Gang:
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Dr Semenov grabs Yuri's head and rushes towards the exit.

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Two prisoners combine fire on Abigél but still fail to harm her.

Battlegroup Erös:
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She fires at Olek, who manages to ward of the damage with ease.

Turn 5 Summary:
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Final Score:
Magyars: 7 kills
Soviets: 11 kills

Epilogue:
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*SMASH*
Abigél Erös: "ARGH!"

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Olek Kohut: "Xa! That should be it! Now let's get out of this shithole, comrades!"

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*bzzt-bzzt*

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*stomp-stomp*

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*VOOM*

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*voom*
The Pantokrator: "*robotic voice* A-... Abi-gél..."

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Soviet Prisoner: "Didn't you hear the boss?! It's time to get the fuck out of here, tin man!"

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*stomp-stomp*

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Abigél Erös: "*cough-cough*"

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Abigél Erös: "Where... where does that thing know my name from..."

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Abigél Erös: "That voice... it sounds so... familiar..."

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Abigél Erös: "Father?"

Thanks for reading, guys! I hope you you enjoyed reading through that report. Expect more from me soon(TM).
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby TastySkippy123 » Sun Oct 16, 2016 6:02 am

:tiger:

Whens another HH battle?
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Duerer » Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:08 am

Dunno, maybe next year? I was referring to story related stuff in general.
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby RedRover » Sun Oct 16, 2016 10:58 am

This was great!!
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby TheVengefulOne » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:31 pm

Great work as always, good to see my boy Semenov is back in the game.
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby TastySkippy123 » Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:10 pm

Duerer wrote:Dunno, maybe next year? I was referring to story related stuff in general.


Yeah, I meant when is someone gonna post a HH battle. I was trying to be enthusiastic about HH. Like, "When is another battle gonna be posted, that one was great!".
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Kommander Ken » Sun Oct 16, 2016 7:29 pm

Aww yesss.  :tiger:
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Duerer » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:00 am

TastySkippy123 wrote:Yeah, I meant when is someone gonna post a HH battle. I was trying to be enthusiastic about HH. Like, "When is another battle gonna be posted, that one was great!".

Ah ok. It would be indeed nice to see some more cool shit for HH. I can hardly tell how much it's going to be this year but then again it just started.

Btw, thx for the feedback and compliments guys. Have some pics of a pool full of the blood and guts shed during the making of this battle:
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Zupponn » Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:11 pm

Earlier submissions like this one are actually a little rare.  Most people submit their battles within the final 2 weeks.
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Re: [HH] The Krusher

Postby Duerer » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:42 am

Last weekend wasn't that full of school stuff, so I could spend it to play out the battle, write shit up and post it right at the beginning of HH. It was a now-or-never action really.
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