A most magnificent barfight TURN 1

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A most magnificent barfight TURN 1

Postby Overlord Thraka » Thu Dec 22, 2016 2:37 am

Alrighty, let's get this thing going!


THE BAR EMPLOYEES

The bouncer fires his shotgun into the air to try and stop the incoming fight (Spoiler: It doesn't work)
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The Bartender ducks down
BT: Not again...
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THE MERCS

Two Mercs head out
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The other Mercs head out too
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The final Merc turns anger mode
Takayo: FETHIN' KILLL. RAAAGH
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Takayo: STAB STAB STAB!
Takayo stabs a blue man but fails to do any damage
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The mysterious figure walks off
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CIVVIES
A civvie goes to help up the server
Server: Oh thank you!
Fireman: Of course! I am a Civil Servant!
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Fireman2: Look out! He's got a drumstick!
He points to a Ork
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Police Captain: A drumstick!? OPEN FIRE!
He draws his gun and shoots a ork along with the Police Officer
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They hit two Orkz
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Killing two (Crit successes out the wahzoo)
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Re: A most magnificent barfight TURN 1

Postby Overlord Thraka » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:04 pm

MERRY Saturnalia AND I AM SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG!


The Blue Man Group attack the Orkz with some chairs, but fail to do any damage
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The Cowboys take a defensive position
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Boldus: An' then, if you wouldn't believe it, I was hog tied while they took turns!
Doctor Experimentus ignores the sexually boastful explorer and eyes the situation around them
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Mgawr has had enough of this and gets up
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Then starts towards the bar for another drink
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A Ork attacks back with his own chair, killing the blue man
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A second ork tries to bash this blue man in the face with a pizza, but the cheese is too cold to cause any burns
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Ork1: Oi! Wee needz moar choppas!
Ork2: Dey took alla ours and put 'em in da barrel over dere!
Ork1: Well den lez go gettum!
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Another ork does a double shove, sending the fireman and the server back to the floor with much swearing
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Ork: EAT CHIKKEN HUMIE!
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The passed out nite slowly gets up
Nite: Urghg....
The nite with the wider helm gets a idea
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Nite: GIDDYAP!
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Othernites: GENIUS! JOUSTING TIME!
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A second nite climbs onto one of his pals
othernites: JOUST! JOUST! JOUST! JOUST!
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They charge at each other, using cups as crude lances
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The wide helm nite knocks out the black nite to a storm of cheers and plastic clapping
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NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS FOR TURN 2
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