MERRY Saturnalia AND I AM SO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG!
The Blue Man Group attack the Orkz with some chairs, but fail to do any damage
The Cowboys take a defensive position
Boldus: An' then, if you wouldn't believe it, I was hog tied while they took turns!
Doctor Experimentus ignores the sexually boastful explorer and eyes the situation around them
Mgawr has had enough of this and gets up
Then starts towards the bar for another drink
A Ork attacks back with his own chair, killing the blue man
A second ork tries to bash this blue man in the face with a pizza, but the cheese is too cold to cause any burns
Ork1: Oi! Wee needz moar choppas!
Ork2: Dey took alla ours and put 'em in da barrel over dere!
Ork1: Well den lez go gettum!
Another ork does a double shove, sending the fireman and the server back to the floor with much swearing
Ork: EAT CHIKKEN HUMIE!
The passed out nite slowly gets up
The nite with the wider helm gets a idea
Othernites: GENIUS! JOUSTING TIME!
A second nite climbs onto one of his pals
othernites: JOUST! JOUST! JOUST! JOUST!
They charge at each other, using cups as crude lances
The wide helm nite knocks out the black nite to a storm of cheers and plastic clapping
NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS FOR TURN 2