CHAT BATTLE: The Golden Ticket--FINISHED

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Re: The Golden Ticket--Sign-Up

Postby Colette » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:28 pm

Fucking Appel targeting computers.
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Re: The Golden Ticket--Sign-Up

Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:32 pm

Turn 4 Britannia (TastySkippy)

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The cavalryman wheels about, charging straight at Tonk. She fails her redshirt roll, but the damage isn't enough to kill her.

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Ruthless goes for a roid rage feat, hoping to smash all the Hoplites in a testosterone maelstrom.

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It critfails and instead his dick falls off.

(-1 to manliness feats)

Also the officer failed to hurt anything,

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The landship rolled a two for skill, somehow missing at point blank range. The machine gun is at the wrong angle to fire.
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Re: The Golden Ticket--Sign-Up

Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:51 pm

Turn 4 Trattoria (Vami)

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The Hoplites gun down ruthless. One of them grabs the crystal.

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Tonk kills the cavalryman.

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Because the tanks would just continue to miss eachother, I declare a TRATTORIAN VICTORY!

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Re: The Golden Ticket--Sign-Up

Postby RedRover » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:54 pm

I'd love to just see Putin come in and take it regardless
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Re: The Golden Ticket--Sign-Up

Postby TastySkippy123 » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:56 pm

Good fun, I wonder what the fate of the Brittanian officer will be...
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Re: The Golden Ticket--Sign-Up

Postby Colette » Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:04 pm

Trattoria demands to use the crystal to meet with Trump to honor the USA's sovereign debt obligations and call off the massive tariffs he probably wants to slap on Trattoria, and also that he's a fucking idiot. They would also ask he give big corporations and banks favorable treatment, but he's already doing that.
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Re: CHAT BATTLE: The Golden Ticket--FINISHED

Postby Duerer » Sat Dec 31, 2016 9:26 am

This is a Lego related sub-forum. No politics!
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