Turn 4 Britannia (TastySkippy)
The cavalryman wheels about, charging straight at Tonk. She fails her redshirt roll, but the damage isn't enough to kill her.
Ruthless goes for a roid rage feat, hoping to smash all the Hoplites in a testosterone maelstrom.
It critfails and instead his dick falls off.
(-1 to manliness feats)
Also the officer failed to hurt anything,
The landship rolled a two for skill, somehow missing at point blank range. The machine gun is at the wrong angle to fire.