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Re: Hot & Spicy Legion of Fire Demons

Postby Cakeman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:14 am

(
stubby wrote:Holy crap, I thought you were dead.

On an unrelated note, I'm flattered anyone remembered me at all
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Re: Hot & Spicy Legion of Fire Demons

Postby stubby » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:36 am

Cakeman wrote:(On an unrelated note, I'm flattered anyone remembered me at all)

I was literally just two days ago telling the kids about the Battle for the Aesthetically Pleasant Hills. (They didn't believe me.) A pinnacle highlight in BrikWars history. Your place in legend is secure.
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Re: Hot & Spicy Legion of Fire Demons

Postby sahasrahla » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:18 pm

stubby wrote:
Cakeman wrote:(On an unrelated note, I'm flattered anyone remembered me at all)

I was literally just two days ago telling the kids about the Battle for the Aesthetically Pleasant Hills. (They didn't believe me.) A pinnacle highlight in BrikWars history. Your place in legend is secure.

holy shit, that's amazing
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Re: Hot & Spicy Legion of Fire Demons

Postby Cakeman » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:16 am

stubby wrote:I was literally just two days ago telling the kids about the Battle for the Aesthetically Pleasant Hills.


I'm actually surprised brickshelf hasn't removed those pictures. I guess noone here on the forums have complained.
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Re: Hot & Spicy Legion of Fire Demons

Postby Kommander Ken » Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:55 am

Why would we be complaining?  :wink:
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Re: Hot & Spicy Legion of Fire Demons

Postby Zupponn » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:49 pm

stubby wrote:
Cakeman wrote:(On an unrelated note, I'm flattered anyone remembered me at all)

I was literally just two days ago telling the kids about the Battle for the Aesthetically Pleasant Hills. (They didn't believe me.) A pinnacle highlight in BrikWars history. Your place in legend is secure.

I remember that!

Holy shit, that was over 4 years ago...
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Re: Hot & Spicy Legion of Fire Demons

Postby DJ Squidley » Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:34 pm

Now that is majestically heretical, I love it, Nexo Knights is finally good for something!
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Re: Sahasrahla's Faction Dump (mostly fantasy shizzle)

Postby sahasrahla » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:13 pm

DJ Squidley wrote:Now that is majestically heretical, I love it, Nexo Knights is finally good for something!

right? the bad guys are awesome and all their stuff is awesome, but the good guys are just... blah

speaking of good guys,

THE KINGDOM OF PROSPERIA

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Prosperia is not, currently, a very prosperous kingdom. Situated basically right next door to a giant volcano that the Hot&Spicy Legion use to enter and exit their subterranean domain, they are basically always under attack, but King Prosperous can only afford to muster up a few knights and some rabble and riffraff in defense of the kingdom. They fight hard though, because if they don't they'll probably be captured and molested up the ass with some fire demon's burning "spear"

and no one likes that (except the fire demons, i guess)

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Prosperia is protected by four knights loyal to the king: from left to right, Sir Archie the Affable, Lord Magnifico the Ostentatious, Lady Emela the Endowed, and Buffgar (sometimes known as "the Buff"). These guys are basically the only reason King Prosperous' butt remains spear-free at the moment. Sir Archie, notably, does not have the crankiness penalty associated with his heroic ego, he's just that chill. Lord Magnifico gets jealous whenever he sees anyone with a bigger helmet or sword than he has, as well as of other heroes. Don't make jokes about Lady Emela's breastplate where she can hear you. Buffgar's muscles are so big and steely, he is considered to be wearing heavy armor at all times.

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Two of King Prosperous' castle guards, Sir Raddus and Sir Willius. They are really, really good at not doing their job.

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A local hero and leader of the aforementioned rabble and riffraff, Robbin' the Hood is another part of the reason why King Prosperous is a little strapped for cash right now. He's good at stabbing fire demons, tho

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A strange warrior-tribe has recently migrated north towards Prosperia, drawn by their mysterious shaman's visions of evil in need of smiting. They are led by the warrior princess Kitka, who likes crushing coconuts and skulls with her sacred hammer, the "Fist of the Earth-God".

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The tribe's shaman can sometimes be seen riding his proud steed, Spirit Horse.

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don't fuck with spirit horse
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Re: Sahasrahla's Faction Dump (mostly fantasy shizzle)

Postby DJ Squidley » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:25 pm

Shpirrit chorse is Veddy medd.
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Re: Sahasrahla's Faction Dump (mostly fantasy shizzle)

Postby stubby » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:59 am

sahasrahla wrote:Image

don't fuck with spirit horse

Hold on. Is spirit horse secretly allied with concave dolphin
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Re: Sahasrahla's Faction Dump (mostly fantasy shizzle)

Postby Kommander Ken » Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:22 am

He's the spirit of the Concave.  :byzero:
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Re: Sahasrahla's Faction Dump (mostly fantasy shizzle)

Postby Zupponn » Sat Apr 01, 2017 3:49 am

stubby wrote:
sahasrahla wrote:Image

don't fuck with spirit horse

Hold on. Is spirit horse secretly allied with concave dolphin

They're probably brothers who now despise each other.
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Re: Sahasrahla's Faction Dump (mostly fantasy shizzle)

Postby sahasrahla » Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:13 pm

they're probably cousins, but spirit horse tries to pretend that they're not
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