DRK Phoenix (darkstorm empire)

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Re: DRK Phoenix (darkstorm empire)

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Jun 08, 2018 4:57 pm

Don't be too proud of these technological terrors you've constructed.  The ability to lay down dozens of dice of damage is insignificant compared to the power of crit fails.

Also,  :gtfo:
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Re: DRK Phoenix (darkstorm empire)

Postby Omega Prime » Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:09 pm

Remember friends, the bigger the gun, the bigger the explosion! Here is the formula: explosion ossumness = gun size ^ 2
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Re: DRK Phoenix (darkstorm empire)

Postby Diamondsword901 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:42 am

Omega Prime wrote:Remember friends, the bigger the gun, the bigger the explosion! Here is the formula: explosion ossumness = gun size ^ 2


So what your meaning to say is critfailing a size 20 gun is equivalent to setting of a size 400 ossom type explosive?
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