The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: SIGNUPS CLOSED!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:45 pm

All orders have been received, I'll post up turn 1 pretty soon (Maybe tomorrow)
Good luck peeps!
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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: SIGNUPS CLOSED!

Postby Darkstorm » Fri Jun 30, 2017 1:47 pm

Hiremas Alkerith wrote:All orders have been received, I'll post up turn 1 pretty soon (Maybe tomorrow)
Good luck peeps!
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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:47 am

Phew! It's finally here!

TURN 1
IMPERIALS

The Imperial soldiers on the wall march onto the troop transport using their extensive military training so as not to take up any movement.
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The troop transport moves behind the red building, and the troops get out and split out to both sides of the building.
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Missing photo, but they weren't in range of anything so they just took up defensive positions.
Then, the AT-DP charged over onto the Aldebraanian/Technician/Uruk-Hai side, and opened fire on the "technicians".
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It's rolls were decent, and it wiped out the cannon fodder, and even killed the unkillable "Nightmare".... for now. The "Technician" cannon fodder will respawn next turn. Their pressure film was punctured and their bodies vanished instantly (Their negaversian nature means that they are made from a form of antimatter)
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Then Gree prepared to move out.
Hiremas Alkerith:"Gree? Where's your rifle?"
Gree:"Oh shit. I left it at home!"
Hiremas Alkerith:God dammit Gree.
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Random Stranger:"It's dangerous to go out alone! Here, take this."
GREE HAS A GUN.
Gree:Thanks mate!
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Unfortunately, he forgets the combination lock on the door and has to stay there for a turn (He ran out of inches)
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Hiremas Alkerith:*Breaking fourth wall* What the fuck just happened.
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Meanwhile the honour guards move up from their posts, and try to join the Imperial troopers.
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Gree:"Hay guys! Wanna join the party?"
<IMPERIAL REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!!!>
Kallus:Do you think he's drunk? Even he isn't normally THIS bad...
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ALDEBRAAN

The soldiers duck for cover. Like pussies. They've seen enough of that AT-DP
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One of them however, starts crawling up behind the turret. What could possibly be going on??? :mystery:
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ALKERIANS

The V-20 takes off (It's an Imperial vehicle, but it was designed by the Alkerians, and is being flown by an Alkerian pilot)
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It opens fire on the Aldebraanian amoured car
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Direct hit! The mini tank's armour just about saves it from destruction, but it's been severely weakened.
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Hiremas Alkerith vanishes and reappears next to Gree.
Gree:Sup Broooooooo!
Hiremas Alkerith:I swear...
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Meanwhile, a goldfish that was glued to a wall in the medical bay wakes up... Because fuck you.
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Then, the Alkerian soldiers start advancing forwards with the Imperials.
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TECHNICIANS

A "Technician" officer takes a pot shot at the AT-DP, and fails miserably. So instead he ducks for cover behind the turret.
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Meanwhile, the turret tries to take down the AT-DP, but it's rolls were miserable. Will the AT-DP ever be defeated??
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URUK-HAI

The soldiers move up.
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Lurtz heads over to the turret, everyone seems to have similar plans.... :???:
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Meanwhile the turret tries to fire at something, but just doesn't have anything within range.
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However, all is not lost...
Lurtz:LAUNCH THE CATAPULT!!!
A huge flaming boulder comes hurtling in from nowhere...
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It smashes into the AT-DP with devastating effect. The walker's armour holds up, but barely. Like the mini tank, it has been seriously crippled.
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SEND IN ORDERS FOR TURN TWO!!!
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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN ONE!!!

Postby TastySkippy123 » Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:31 pm

Orders in!
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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN ONE!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:18 am

Just need orders from Briklick now...
Turn 2 is coming soon!  :mrgreen:
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN ONE!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:12 am

All orders have been received, I'll post up turn 2 asap! :studgod:
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN ONE!!!

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:06 am

Who will win the battle for Algiers?
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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN ONE!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Fri Jul 07, 2017 2:18 am

OK, turn two is finally here. Sorry it took a while!
TURN 2
IMPERIALS
The AT-DP retreats and opens fire on the turret..
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And misses. Woops. :denied:

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Unperturbed, the Imperial soldiers open fire on the Uruk-Hai infantry

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DIRECT HIT!! Two of them miss, but the other two hit a target, and one of the Uruk-Hai falls.

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Then they shuffle back out of range.

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Then the Troop transport charges into the fray...

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And opens fire on the turret. Could it succeed where the Chicken walker failed?

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It's missiles hit their mark, and coupled with the laser cannons they obliterate the turret.

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Meanwhile the Imperial reinforcements advance forwards, and the commandos operate the turrets on the wall.

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Kallus flies onto the battlefield on his speeder, and opens fire on the armoured car.

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He doesn't miss, and while the armoured car barely survives, once again it is seriously weakened. Will it ever be completely destroyed?

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Meanwhile, Gree finally opens the door...
Gree: "Come on Alky, let's *hic* go kick some ass..."
Alkerith:"Gree, I don't think you should be fighting like this.. what the hell have you been drinking??"

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Gree: "Iss alright, iss good stuff. Dun worry, A've an idea..."
Alkerith:"Gree! Don't-"
Gree fires a shot at the V-20... what the hell is he thinking???

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The shot bounces off of the V-20 without severely damaging it...

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Turns out his alcohol (and god knows what) fuddled mind had some logic left-the shot somehow sets the V-20's light off on full blast, blinding the Uruk-Hai (Feat successful)

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Gree:"See? I toldga could doot. *hic*"
Hiremas Alkerith:"God dammit Gree."

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Then he moves forwards and joins the soldiers on the right hand side.
Gree: "HAY GUYS WASSS UUUUUUP???"
Imperial soldier:"With respect sir, are you sure you're feeling well enough for this??"

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ALDEBRAAN

Aldebraan:"Come on people, get your asses together!"

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One of the survivors of the turret's wreckage crawls forwards.

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Meanwhile the armoured car opens fire on Kallus' speeder.

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It strikes with devastating effect, completely destroying the speeder and killing Kallus.

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Then Aldebraan and the right hand advance up to the left, and the rest of the Aldebraanians go to the right.

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ALKERIANS

The V-20 lets all hell loose

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It kills a couple of Uruk-Hai and leaves a dent on the armoured car

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Alkerith moves up and joins Gree on the battle field.
Gree:"Sup Brooooooooooooooooooo!!"
Alkerith:"I swear Gree.."

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Miles Ripley advances forwards, using his rocket boots for extra thrust.

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TECHNICIANS

The area around the portal goes dark and misty, and heavy metal music plays. Then, out from the portal emerge more hideous creatures from the negaverse...

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They advance forwards and take a couple of potshots.

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However, the light tank's armour was decent, so it shrugged off the attack with ease.

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URUK-HAI

The survivors of the V-20 and the Imperial soldiers' onslaught move past the flaming corpses of their allies.  :boss:

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And Lurtz sprints over the wreckage of the turret towards the Red building.

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RANDOM CAMEO  :wtc:

Gandalf the fabulous rises out of a column of smoke in the middle of the battlefield...

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He turns to the side and drops his staff and sword. What is he doing??  :mystery:

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Suddenly he whips out a massive gun and becomes Gundalf the fabulous!!!

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He opens fire on the V-20 while Gree looks on in a drunken stupor.

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His rolls are phenomenal, and despite the V-20's best efforts, it is crippled..

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Then he turns back round and yells... "YOU....SHALL NOT.....PASS!!!!"

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He emits a massive shockwave, causing Lurtz to fall over (Lurtz is disrupted(
Lurtz: "What the fuck...?"

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Sadly, the shockwave also causes Gundalf to lose balance, and he falls off of the red building to his doom.
Gundalf:"FLY YOU FOOLS!!!"

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He vanishes in a puff of smoke.

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Lurtz: "???"

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Well, that was a fun one!!  :wtc:
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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:02 pm

This is fun! Turn 3 orders in.
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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:43 am

I'm missing orders from Darkstorm and Bricklick so far...
Darkstorm can be forgiven, because he's been AFK, but Bricklick....  :twisted:  
Just kidding, but seriously, it's orders time!
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Sat Jul 15, 2017 3:11 am

I'm going to NPC Darkstorm this turn, to speed things up a little...
Good luck!
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:55 am

I decided to NPC everyone that hadn't sent in Orders.  Sadly my PC is broken, so I'm going to be unable to post photos etc f9rma while. Sorry!
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

Postby Kastrenzo » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:44 am

a random guy blowing himself up in a nuclear explosion is the best way to start your day

reminds me of the video of a polite mannered irish guy suicide bombing the fuck out of a crowd of people in arma 3.

"Top of the morning to ye lads"
Boom.
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Actually, it's a fuck off machine, haven't you ever seent one before?
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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:01 pm

Finally got round to writing this forum battle up, there is just one problem.
The photos got seriously mixed up and I can hardly remember what happened anymore.
BUT, I'll tell you what I know.
Shit went down, the transporter rammed the Armoured car, blowing up in a nuclear inferno. Gree tried to make Aldebraan piss himself, but failed, and Aldebraan gave him the comeback of the century, causing Gree to piss himself on the floor crying. AT DP wrecked havoc, more shit went down, Aldebraanian side all got into the red building but couldn't search it, More shit went down and the V-20 nearly got blown up.
If you want to see the pictures, they're on my flickr page, but seriously, they're completely jumbled up and I'm too lazy to sort through them all.  :denied:
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AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


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Re: The Battle for the Old Alkerian capital: TURN TWO!!!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:01 pm

Oh yeah, and half the people playing this battle are currently offline.
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?

Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.


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