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Shocking Theory

Post by TheCraigfulOne » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:35 pm

Ok so here's a theory I've been working on for a a while: RedRover is either Warhead, his clone, or Mini-Warhead. Think about it:

They both are gingers.

They both like Brikwars and beer.

They are both married and have/are having kids.

They both use Photofuckit.

They both show up with awesome new armies that serve as a catalyst for great new events in the Brikverse.

They both have had two awesome forum battles.

They both then get bogged down by other stuff and gradually stop having time for updates.

All coincidences? I think not!

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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by Hamahaki » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:52 pm

i have no idea who those guys are
but
zomg this theory change everything brikwar will never be the same
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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by Omega Prime » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:18 pm

:wtc:

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS WRONG THIS IS MIND-BLOWING
seriously, though- Rover's a lot less extreme than Warhead, and I can't seem to imagine Warhead toning things a bit down...
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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Wed Jul 26, 2017 4:10 am

Hamahaki wrote:i have no idea who those guys are
but
zomg this theory change everything brikwar will never be the same
You don't know who warhead and RedRover are.??? :shock:
Fair enough, you're new, but seriously, check out The newly restored Zombie Zulu forum battle, among many others...
Warhead is the physical embodiment of manliness, you must have come across him in the rulebook. He has a flaming skull for a head and while I can't explain everything here, he turns up a lot because he was broken I to shards when he beat someone to death with his own head. It's a long story, and you NEED to check it out. He lives in Scotland, and leads the immortals.
RedRover I know slightly less about, but I believe he is the leader of the Imperial Magikstrate (Mind you they get everywhere), and has a family.
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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by TheCraigfulOne » Wed Jul 26, 2017 11:49 am

Omega Prime wrote::wtc:

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS WRONG THIS IS MIND-BLOWING
seriously, though- Rover's a lot less extreme than Warhead, and I can't seem to imagine Warhead toning things a bit down...
True, Rover's only about half as extreme as Warhead . . . half Warhead . . . hmmm . . . he's too old for Mini-Warhead, but all those moms Warhead conquerered over the years . . . :commonsense:

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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by Hiremas Alkerith » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:10 pm

TheVengefulOne wrote:
Omega Prime wrote::wtc:

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE IS WRONG THIS IS MIND-BLOWING
seriously, though- Rover's a lot less extreme than Warhead, and I can't seem to imagine Warhead toning things a bit down...
True, Rover's only about half as extreme as Warhead . . . half Warhead . . . hmmm . . . he's too old for Mini-Warhead, but all those moms Warhead conquerered over the years . . . :commonsense:
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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by stubby » Wed Jul 26, 2017 12:34 pm

Hiremas Alkerith wrote:Warhead is the physical embodiment of manliness, you must have come across him in the rulebook. He has a flaming skull for a head and while I can't explain everything here, he turns up a lot because he was broken I to shards when he beat someone to death with his own head. It's a long story, and you NEED to check it out. He lives in Scotland, and leads the immortals.
Piltogg is the physical embodiment of manliess, which is why manliness is measured in relative piltoggs. Warhead is the elemental avatar of War. He's just a regular guy who loves moms and beer and whose head burns with the eternal essence of War itself.
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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by RedRover » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:13 pm

RedRover is a bitch, hate that guy

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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by sahasrahla » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:31 pm

Piltogg is the physical embodiment of manliness
Warhead is the elemental avatar of war
Redrover is a bitch
The Imperial Magikstrate (mind you they get everywhere)
shouldn't have gone with peaches bro

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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by RedRover » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:13 am

Nah dude, I'm a bitch fit other reasons. Peach hate makes you a bandwagoning bitch / racist lite

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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by Hamahaki » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:22 am

I think I saw warhead in the rule book
But if it makes you guys feel better
I have learned nothing other than redrover Hates himself
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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by RedRover » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:26 am

Hamahaki wrote:I think I saw warhead in the rule book
But if it makes you guys feel better
I have learned nothing other than redrover Hates himself
Recognizing I'm a bitch doesn't equate hate. Everyone on this forum is a bitch one way or another.

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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by Hamahaki » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:48 am

"Redrover is a bitch, hate that guy"
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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by Hamahaki » Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:30 pm

Bump(gone wrong)
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Re: Shocking Theory

Post by RedRover » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:19 am

I still stand by my remarks, I’m a bitch.

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