Here's the turn's player order:
2. Brikthulu Kultists
3. Mr. Skeltal's Bonebois
4. UnKonstruktion Krew
5. Apostles of Pacifass
7. Ken's Scream Team
Two pumpkinsmen fire down the alley.
One of them misses while the other one successfully riddles a protestor with bullets. They alleyway is getting slick with their blood.
The protestor however manages to throw his picket sign at one of the kinsmen, disrupting him.
Meanwhile another kinsman finds he just has enough range to fire at Bill the UnBuilder, his companion decides to save up for a response action.
The damage falls short of even denting Bill's helmet.
The Lighter decides he's needed elsewhere and turns away to climb over the wreckage.
He kicks over the cauldron during his warpath, figuring no one was using it anyway.
He then lights the troublesome dimmy on fire.
The pumpkin smasher stands up and attacks the peacekeepers, but fails to do any damage.
Pumpkinsmen reinforcements leave the pumpkin patch, guns blazing. None of them hit anything and one ends up crit-failing and dropping his gun.
The PumpKing soon realizes the trouble that the FootHill is getting into. "Time to change that."
"By performing my landlord- I mean my Highlord of Battle
duties!" He jumps into the air with surprising force.
"You there!" He howled, putting the giant spider into a headlock. "You haven't paid rent since last year's Hellhunt!"
"And this fucking cliffside is a mess! It's nowhere near
passable for inspection!"
"I think it's time... to be evicted!
With a firm hold around the spider, the PumpKing flies up over the battlefield.
Sending the both of them hurtling back down to the heart of the fray.
Heroic Feat Kritikal-Success!
The PumpKing suplexes the giant spider onto the studlift, killing the spider and rendering the studlift totally immoble.
Luckily for the UnKonstruktion Krew, Bill manages to bail out of the way just in time.
"Much more effective than a little pink slip, don't'cha think?"