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Mission Failed, Get'em next time

Postby BriksKrieg » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:50 am

Somewhere, in Space Piltogg territory. . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Argyus(left): Thanks to all you guys for coming
Taren(right): Yes, thanks. We need all of you to help us see this through. We will be joined by a team of Shivarian marines, and another squad of peach resistance fighters, on the way there. Jared will now fill you all in on our objective.
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Jared: Alright, so. . .
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Jared: We have limited recon fotos, because our pilot was crap, and we couldn't risk getting spotted.
Jared: Here is the main entrance, and we were unable to collect troops totals, but we have some estimates.
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Jared: There is at least 8 combatants, and around half of them are NexoNazis, who in case you don't know, are similar to the Nazis from that Wolfenstein thing, from Human Lore.
Exo-suits, advanced guns, etc, etc.
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Jared:That thing in the background, is called a Bear. OTC claws, a mounted, fixed heavy mg, and a rotating HE disk launcher. This model appears to be lacking most of its armor too, but don't think its going to be easy to take down either.
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Jared:This here is the final image the we took. . .
Argyus: Before Mr.Smilies in the pic before, shot out our drone.
Jared: Yeah. . .This is The Black Knight of the North. She was a civilian during the Magikallenik War, and is one of the main founders of the NexoNazis. She is a secondary objective. Our main objective is to acquire info on the thing called "The Warsaw".
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Rebel: Are gonna get any support from any other major nation, like the Paretorians, or, or. . .
Jared: No. We arnt. And as much as the Shivarians like to think, they are not a major power. i am happy that they want to help, but i doubt their ability to fight a long and costly war. With that said, lets go kick some Piltogg ass.


A few hours later. . . . . . .
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Militia guy: Do you, uh. . .do you guys hear something?
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All of them: *Germanic swearing*
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Peaches dismount
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The truck whiffed a shot at the bear. . .
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the bear doesn't suck, so it slapped a noice ol' HE disk on the front, and the expected results followed
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Resistance and Stromtroopers advance

Fire goes back and forth, bot sides losing a couple men

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The peach rpg guys manages to miss and disrupt himself and two other peaches
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That dude in truck is attempting to climb to the turret
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Well placed mortars disrupt peach troops
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He managed to get a 1, meaning he fell off, and took some extra damage, then got a six on damage, not including the extra he took from falling anyway. Things are looking great.
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Some more peaches are gun down
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the Black Knight jumped over the wall, and opens up with her machinegun
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And she ends any major chance of the peach resistance making gains on the left side
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The peaches on the right however, make it to the wall, and the yellows eat lead
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Another couple well aimed mortars end the peach threat entirely. . .

A few hours later. . .
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Black Knight: "(gives some ranting speech on yellow superiority, that no one really listens to.)"
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Black Knight: "Soldier. Tell me, how many prisoners to we have?"
Soldier: "Uh, we have 6 prisoners ma'am."
Black Knight: "Aaaand, your magazine has, how many bullets?"
Soldier: "30 mien führer."
Black Knight: "You know what to do."
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Soldier: *smile slowly spreads across face as realization dawns on him*
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*Automatics fire echoes throughout the facility*
NexoNazi Soldier: *smirks* "Serves those filthy Hündinnen right. . ."


Fear not motorhead fan, for I actualy got this done!!!!!
Last edited by BriksKrieg on Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:37 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: Mission Failed, Get'em next time

Postby BriksKrieg » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:52 am

Did any of you guys know that Tar -ren(with out the dash) autocorrects to "my floppy penis"? I found this by total accident.
if you don't beleive me, try it.
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Re: Mission Failed, Get'em next time

Postby Imic » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:57 am

By my floppy penis ! I would ever have known!
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Re: Mission Failed, Get'em next time

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:21 pm

StalinsFavoriteKhat wrote:Did any of you guys know that Tar -ren(with out the dash) autocorrects to "my floppy penis"? I found this by total accident.
if you don't beleive me, try it.

I miss that guy
Dunno if I would want him back tho
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Re: Mission Failed, Get'em next time

Postby Tzan » Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:52 pm

He has changed.
He did come back several times since his glory (hole) days, and expressed regret over his youthful antics.
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Re: Mission Failed, Get'em next time

Postby BriksKrieg » Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:10 am

*sigh. . .*
yet ANOTHER thing I don't have time for. . .
This is getting rediculous  :(

Edit: I finished. Horray!
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Re: Mission Failed, Get'em next time

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:33 pm

That's a pity, I look forward to seeing what you do next time you have time.
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Re: Mission Failed, Get'em next time

Postby BriksKrieg » Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:39 pm

motorhead fan wrote:That's a pity, I look forward to seeing what you do next time you have time.

I got it done. Im hoping to get some new stuff soon, that i can use.
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