Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 5 - Finale

They're all the rage

Moderators: Kommander Ken, Elmagnifico, Duerer, BrickSyd

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 0

Postby Arkbrik » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:07 am

Turn 1

Move Phase


(oh yeah maybe I should have mentioned we'll be using my rules with phases and simultaneous turns, don't worry about it)

Image

Poles get ready to blast the nearby Phalek underlings. The mechanik has an idea...

Image

An oblivious civilian on his hyperphone makes excellent cover for the Deadly SpaceMen. Roxanne Ray wants to blow something up, and heads for the North Germans. The Mechanik also has a plan...

Image

The North Germans squeeze themselves onto the nearest elevator - all except the Mechanik, who moves along the walkway.

Image

Dedred of the Phalek Empire gives his knife to the Mechanik, to rebuild into something deadlier.

Image

They head for the nearest source of briks, while the troopers get into firing positions.

Image

The STFU troops take cover in the bushes.

Image

"Woof! Woof!"

"Aww! What a cute dog!"

Image

The orc of the Menagerie of Julian takes the elevator down to engage the Deadly SpaceMen, the sharkman lines up a shot, and Jacques "Splat" Lafitte backs up for a leap.

Hero Phase

Image

On the other side of the battlefield, Sky Skar is already leaping!

Image

She misjudged the distance, however, and lands in inglorious fashion.

Image

Emmeline von Feuerschlachtung gets the elevator heated up...

Image

The grav-engines overload and explode, launching the North Germans into the sky!

Image

Not as far as they hoped, though.

Image

No serious injuries, except to Emmeline's pride.

Image

Tex Tolstoy tries to hold a speech.

"Let's get them! Yeah! Yeah!"

Being actionless, speeches have no effect.

Image

Splat leaps off the walkway towards the Deadly SpaceMen. Maybe he'll do better than Sky Skar?

Image

He soars through the air...

Image

SPLAT! Woo!

Image

Wait a minute, both SpaceMen are still alive. And wasn't there an orc here a second ago? ...Oh.

Action Phase

Image

The Polish Mechanik has rebuilt that antenna thing into a laser cannon turret!

Image

A Phalek goon is absolutely blasted, and Głowa Rakiety shoots down another.

Image

Roxanne Ray fires a missile at a walkway support!

Image

Boom! Part of the walkway collapses. Emmeline is redshirted out of harm's way by a brave trooper sacrificing himself.

Image

The North German Mechanik falls down, but she's fine.

Image

The Deadly SpaceMen blast away at Splat, but the shark trooper leaps down to block the shots... and dies for it.

Image

With the destruction that has occured, the SpaceMan Mechanik has some extra briks to use for his project!

Image

He creates a small hovertank, armed with a rifle turret and a single-shot katana launcher.

Image

The Great Skion People open fire on Tex Tolstoy. The bush gives him some protection, but an STFU trooper is also forced to dive in the way of the bullets.

Tex notices none of this, of course.

Image

With parts from a tree, as well as rifles that no one was using, the Phalek Mechanik has successfully upgraded Dedred's knife to a flamethrower.

Image

Dedred tests it out on Głowa Rakiety! A Polish trooper leaps in the way of the flames - he survives, but is set on fire.

Image

The STFU fire back on the Great Skion People. Tex shoots one of them down.

Image

So this is what the Mechanik has to build a number of auto-RPGs from... hmm.

Image

That's an RPG, right? Maybe not auto, it only has two shots... but still!

Image

The ape Mechanik of the Menagerie sprints towards the stairs.

Overviews

Image

Image

Image

Image

Scores
Spoiler: show
Unified Republik of Poland - Duerer
Kills: 2
Deaths: 0

Domination score: 2
Religion score: 0
Science score: 1
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 3

North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra
Kills: 0
Deaths: 1

Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 0
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 1

Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner
Kills: 2
Deaths: 0

Domination score: 2
Religion score: 1
Science score: 0
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 3

STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat
Kills: 1
Deaths: 1

Domination score: 0
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 2

Phalek Empire - motorhead fan
Kills: 0
Deaths: 2

Domination score: -2
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 1

The Great Skion People - dienekes22
Kills: 1
Deaths: 1

Domination score: 0
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 2

Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius
Kills: 1
Deaths: 2

Domination score: -1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 2

Creation stats
Spoiler: show
Laser Cannon Turret
Armor 5
1/1 SP

Hovertank
Move 8"
Armor 8
4/4 SP


Post your Turn 2 orders!

Audience Participation!

After each turn, any forum member who isn't part of the battle can choose one army they believe performed best during that turn - fought hardest, did the most badass thing, got wrecked in the most hilarious way. Post your choice in the thread to secure an extra system for your chosen army!

You may also suggest a gift to be sent to your chosen army. Maybe they'll get it?
User avatar
Arkbrik
My Little Pony
 
Posts: 1969
Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:18 am
Location: Sweden

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:31 am

Get the mechanic to build a large stupidly german gun named "lulu" out of the wreckage

for a heroic feat, throw the fireblade into the nearest crowd of enemies and hope it comes back like a boomerang or lightsaber

have the soldier operate the cannon to shoot the supports of the structure
Image Image
User avatar
AnnoyedZebra
Somebody make this Zebra's rank.
 
Posts: 891
Joined: Wed Jul 27, 2016 8:46 am

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby BriksKrieg » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:06 am

The mechanic will go give the rpg to Tex, who will use his heroeness to make a brilliant shot with 1rocket the platform with those people shooting at him. The dog will have the people comeback to the Shivarians, and the mekanik will makes a siege gun out of trees, and the left over rpg bits.
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.

sahasrahla wrote:we can always count on Tzan to offer engaging and intellectually stimulating observations on the topic at hand
User avatar
BriksKrieg
Dimmy
 
Posts: 510
Joined: Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:50 am
Location: Hiding from Craig

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby ReconMiner » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:10 am

Wow, that went better then expected

Have Roxanne Ray walk over and use her heroic feat to flambe the survivor of her previous rocket and leave a wall of DSM branded fire  :twisted:  
Have the other 3 attack Splat and turn him into paste
Gladius Industries
"Sometimes, bigger is better"
User avatar
ReconMiner
Hero
 
Posts: 92
Joined: Mon May 01, 2017 9:38 pm
Location: Somewhere

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:21 am

I award Splat a point.  What an excellent sequence of photos.

I send a gift of chicken wings to the North Germans.

Sorry, didn't read the rules closely enough.  Send the chicken wings to the jelly zoo people.
Last edited by ninja_bait on Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
User avatar
ninja_bait
I can make this man. I can let him touch the butt. I cannot promise his safety
 
Posts: 812
Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:04 pm
Location: Now I'm in New York, making bacon pancakes

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby Duerer » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:40 am

Lit soldier moves up and shoots the Phalek mechanik.

The hero amplifies his rage inside and launches himself towards the Phalek hero to impale him with his rocket head.

The rest dumps all fire onto the Phalek hero (if he survives) with my mechanik picking up my soldier's dropped gun nearby. Otherwise, the mechanik will grab the nearby elevator and build it onto the big laser gun, turning it into a laser hovertank.
User avatar
Duerer
Forum Champion 2016-2017
Forum Champion 2016-2017
 
Posts: 2728
Joined: Sat May 03, 2014 11:22 am
Location: Germany, NRW (aka Eye of Terror)

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 0

Postby Brikguy0410 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:27 am

AnnoyedZebra wrote:
Brikguy0410 wrote:I'll give my popular support vote to whoever can correctly guess how many fortnite wins I have.

0

my vote goes to zebra.

also give zebra one of those flamingo hammers from battle royal mode.
User avatar
Brikguy0410
Official SEXY Forum Science, History, and Literature Expert
 
Posts: 872
Joined: Wed Sep 25, 2013 7:04 pm
Location: Rappin' for Jesus

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby Imic » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:35 pm

I will give my popular support to anyone who can find images of a science fiction post apocalyptipyc science fantasy castle. For no reason at all. :rtfm:
Legendary +5 lurker
Hamahaki wrote:
StalinsFavoriteKhat wrote:Careful Hamahki. He has the bread....

never mess with a man with the bread

Kaplan wrote:The Emperor loves you.
TROLOLO
Imic
Champion
Champion
 
Posts: 41
Joined: Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:18 pm
Location: Ireland.

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby BriksKrieg » Fri Mar 02, 2018 5:05 pm

Here ya go, I think

Spoiler: show
Image
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.

sahasrahla wrote:we can always count on Tzan to offer engaging and intellectually stimulating observations on the topic at hand
User avatar
BriksKrieg
Dimmy
 
Posts: 510
Joined: Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:50 am
Location: Hiding from Craig

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby DJ Squidley » Fri Mar 02, 2018 5:35 pm

Pff, while you lesser factions squabble for worthless land, l'Empire Krussanique prepares for more important matters...
(Sorry I couldn't get fig-pics in time)
User avatar
DJ Squidley
Nobody suspects a thing
 
Posts: 199
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:50 am
Location: Ontario, Canada

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby Scribonius » Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:26 pm

Knowing that he is going to have to pay for accidentally smashing his own subordinate, Jaques the Splatter is going to try swinging his hammer sideways at the blue DSM, trying to knock THAT one into the RED one for a two-fer! Use a heroic action if needed. If he rolls well enough, maybe he'll be able to knock the RED one into the civilian as well!  :twisted: After all, if he manages to do enough damage to the other teams, his superiors might overlook his turning the orc into a bloody splat.

Ratchet McApeface jogs up the stairs into the inventor's hut, looking for cool stuff to ... um... 'acquire,' taking the first awesome thing he finds (and maybe the second one as well).   :warhead:
User avatar
Scribonius
Cannon Fodder
 
Posts: 408
Joined: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:29 pm
Location: Wandering through Mirial's Rock...

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:12 pm

My vote goes to the DSM, I'd like to send them a cute little robot (with hidden murder saws of course).
User avatar
TheCraigfulOne
there are no brakes on the ban train
 
Posts: 1259
Joined: Sun May 15, 2016 1:46 pm
Location: Rebelling in Dreamland

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:39 am

The Mechanik should go and turn that tree into a tank and Dedred should continue burning Poles.
User avatar
motorhead fan
I want to climb on to thevengefulone, stick my tongue into his ear and ride him all the way to satan.
 
Posts: 1577
Joined: Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:17 am
Location: Rolled up in a ball in a corner, quietly vomiting.

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby Dienekes22 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:56 am

Dump all the firepower we can muster at the STFU hero, then take better cover. Sky should do something heroic so he can shoot his gun and then disembowel him with that knife.
stubby wrote:Oh man, look at these guys. Beautiful units, photos in focus, appropriately cropped, white background... what if I remove all the current photos from the rulebook and just replace everything with these

Image
User avatar
Dienekes22
Minifig
 
Posts: 223
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:40 pm
Location: Des Moines, IA

Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 1

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:24 am

Turn 2

Image

The burning Polish soldier dies, and the fire spreads to the laser cannon turret.

Move Phase

Image

The STFU Mechanik hands over the RPG to Tex Tolstoy.

Image

"Woof!"

"Where are you going, doggie? Do you want to play?"

Image

The Deadly SpaceMen point a number of guns at Jacques "Splat" Lafitte, but Roxanne Ray takes aim at the North Germans.

Image

The ape Mechanik makes it to Gianna Giertz' home.

"Oh, a visitor! Do you want some coffee... wait, I'm out. Do you want some explosives?"

Image

The Mechanik grabs a single-shot missile gun and an explosive charge.

Image

Dedred moves towards the Poles, while his Mechanik prepares to rebuild more trees.

Image

The Great Skion People all point their guns at Tex Tolstoy.

Hero Phase

Image

Emmeline von Feuerschlachtung leans back to throw her fireblade!

Image

Aww! It goes over the heads of the crowd, spins around...

Image

...and comes right back.

Image

Emmeline is okay. Just burning a bit.

Image

Tex Tolstoy fires his new RPG.

Image

Great shot!

Image

The walkway collapses.

Image

Roxanne Ray roasts the North German Mechanik.

Image

The Mechanik survives, but starts burning. A wall of fire is also created... cross it at your own risk.

Image

Głowa Rakiety flies into a rage!

"Pierdolone kurwa dziwki z diabłem!"

Image

He launches himself at Dedred!

Image

The space veteran is blasted in two by a rocketheaded man... now he has truly seen it all.

Image

Splat prepares to swing!

Image

One!

Image

Two!

Image

...Two! The civilian's stiff back holds firm. Still, good show!

Image

Sky Skar is the only Skion soldier left. But the Great Skion People can't be put down, not while one of them still draw breath...

Image

"Eat this!"

Image

"And this!"

Image

"The Great Skion People doesn't do anything by half. We do it in three parts."

Action Phase

Image

The North German Mechanik may be on fire, but she has a job to do.

Image

"I call her Lulu."

Stupidly large, stupidly powerful, and stupidly German, Lulu requires two minifigs to operate... but she packs one hell of a punch!

Image

Emmeline and her soldier promptly crew the gun, and take aim.

Image

Fwaßoom!

Image

The supports are blasted away, and Gianna Giertz' house falls down one floor.

Image

Gianna is shaken, but survives. The Menagerie's Mechanik isn't so lucky, and breaks his neck in the fall.

Image

The STFU Mechanik decides the RPG needs some more punch.

Image

She upgrades it to a siege turret.

Image

The Deadly SpaceMan Mechanik fires his hovertank's katana launcher at Splat!

Image

Image

"Is that all you've got?"

Image

While he wasn't looking, a bounty of loose briks have appeared behind the Polish Mechanik's back!

Image

He swiftly builds a hovertank to mount the laser cannon turret on.

(It's still on fire, of course.)

Image

The cannon is fired!

Image

Image

Phalek Empire eliminated!

Image

Sky Skar dives into cover behind a bush.

Image

A mysterious benefactor has sent a flamingo hammer to the North Germans!

Overviews

Image

Image

Image

Image

Scores
Spoiler: show
Unified Republik of Poland - Duerer
Kills: 4
Deaths: 1

Domination score: 3
Religion score: 0
Science score: 2
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 6

North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra
Kills: 1
Deaths: 1

Domination score: 0
Religion score: 1
Science score: 1
Culture score: 1

Systems secured: 4

Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner
Kills: 2
Deaths: 2

Domination score: 0
Religion score: 1
Science score: 0
Culture score: 1

Systems secured: 5

STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat
Kills: 3
Deaths: 2

Domination score: 1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 2
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 5

Phalek Empire - motorhead fan - ELIMINATED
Kills: 1
Deaths: 4

Domination score: -3
Religion score: 0
Science score: 1
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 3

The Great Skion People - dienekes22
Kills: 2
Deaths: 3

Domination score: -1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 4

Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius
Kills: 3
Deaths: 3

Domination score: 0
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 1

Systems secured: 6

Creation stats
Spoiler: show
Lulu
Armor 5
1/1 SP

Siege Turret
Armor 5
1/1 SP

Deadly SpaceMan Hovertank
Move 8"
Armor 8
4/4 SP

Polish Hovertank
Move 8"
Armor 8
4/4 SP


Post your Turn 3 orders!

Audience, post your support!
User avatar
Arkbrik
My Little Pony
 
Posts: 1969
Joined: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:18 am
Location: Sweden

PreviousNext

Return to Forum Battles

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests