Move Phase
(oh yeah maybe I should have mentioned we'll be using my rules with phases and simultaneous turns, don't worry about it)
Poles get ready to blast the nearby Phalek underlings. The mechanik has an idea...
An oblivious civilian on his hyperphone makes excellent cover for the Deadly SpaceMen. Roxanne Ray wants to blow something up, and heads for the North Germans. The Mechanik also has a plan...
The North Germans squeeze themselves onto the nearest elevator - all except the Mechanik, who moves along the walkway.
Dedred of the Phalek Empire gives his knife to the Mechanik, to rebuild into something deadlier.
They head for the nearest source of briks, while the troopers get into firing positions.
The STFU troops take cover in the bushes.
"Woof! Woof!"
"Aww! What a cute dog!"
The orc of the Menagerie of Julian takes the elevator down to engage the Deadly SpaceMen, the sharkman lines up a shot, and Jacques "Splat" Lafitte backs up for a leap.
Hero Phase
On the other side of the battlefield, Sky Skar is already leaping!
She misjudged the distance, however, and lands in inglorious fashion.
Emmeline von Feuerschlachtung gets the elevator heated up...
The grav-engines overload and explode, launching the North Germans into the sky!
Not as far as they hoped, though.
No serious injuries, except to Emmeline's pride.
Tex Tolstoy tries to hold a speech.
"Let's get them! Yeah! Yeah!"
Being actionless, speeches have no effect.
Splat leaps off the walkway towards the Deadly SpaceMen. Maybe he'll do better than Sky Skar?
He soars through the air...
SPLAT! Woo!
Wait a minute, both SpaceMen are still alive. And wasn't there an orc here a second ago?
Oh.Action Phase
The Polish Mechanik has rebuilt that antenna thing into a laser cannon turret!
A Phalek goon is absolutely blasted, and Głowa Rakiety shoots down another.
Roxanne Ray fires a missile at a walkway support!
Boom! Part of the walkway collapses. Emmeline is redshirted out of harm's way by a brave trooper sacrificing himself.
The North German Mechanik falls down, but she's fine.
The Deadly SpaceMen blast away at Splat, but the shark trooper leaps down to block the shots... and dies for it.
With the destruction that has occured, the SpaceMan Mechanik has some extra briks to use for his project!
He creates a small hovertank, armed with a rifle turret and a single-shot katana launcher.
The Great Skion People open fire on Tex Tolstoy. The bush gives him some protection, but an STFU trooper is also forced to dive in the way of the bullets.
Tex notices none of this, of course.
With parts from a tree, as well as rifles that no one was using, the Phalek Mechanik has successfully upgraded Dedred's knife to a flamethrower.
Dedred tests it out on Głowa Rakiety! A Polish trooper leaps in the way of the flames - he survives, but is set on fire.
The STFU fire back on the Great Skion People. Tex shoots one of them down.
So this is what the Mechanik has to build a number of auto-RPGs from... hmm.
That's an RPG, right? Maybe not auto, it only has two shots... but still!
The ape Mechanik of the Menagerie sprints towards the stairs.
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