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"Hello Brikverse, this is Sabrina Richter reporting live on the scene of a recent victory by our heroic troops. Today we celebrate the successful defense of an important outpost from several hostile factions. For more on this decisive victory, the Archduke, Archduchess, and a leading General are behind me, and offered us an exclusive interview."
"Hello, this is Archduke Holmes speaking, although this is a momentous day for us, we do not wish to ignore the casualties of today's battle. Earlier a Trattorian political official was killed during the attack. We did not intend for such a death to occur, however we had deemed it a necessary casualty of war. We have made the decision to return the body to be returned to her home planet.
"However, we are highly upset by the reaction of the Trattorian government. Their incredibly hostile threats to our entire population will not go unanswered. We are not the savages they portray us as, but returning the corpse is an act of common courtesy, we have no intentions to stop our campaign against the Trattorian Empire and their oppressive and narrow mindset."
"Thank you very much for this interview Archduke Holmes, I hope I will report on your future victories against our enemies.
This has been Sabrina Richter, signing off.
8 hours later
Trattorian Diplomat: So, those US types said we would pick up the Coffin here.
Trattorian Bureaucrat: Yes ma'am
Trattorian Diplomat: It was nice of the government to provide us with a small army of drones, not sure if we need this many though.
Trattorian Bureaucrat: All drones, form a defensive perimeter around the Diplomat. You never know who we'll be facing
Trattorian Diplomat: I almost hope those Space Austrians show up, I wonder if they're really like all the propaganda says. It would be interesting to learn more about them. I didn't even know peaches could make functioning societies.
Meanwhile...
USA Colonel Jedidiah "Jedbo" Beauregard: Well wasn't them there Trat-o-reons going to pick this thing up? Where in Tarnation are they? Well, I should probably check inside to make sure there aren't any immigrants first, good thing I brought this whole armored platoon with me in case I need to lay down the law.
DID SOMEBODY SAY LAY DOWN THE LAW!?!
It's Lawman of Chaos, Delta Shard! and the Immortal Delta Legion!
(He's also working with Edgelord Redd, Delta Shard has promised him that if he does well in battle, he will make him immortal)
Wizard Emandiputs: Ha, none lay down the law better than a Wizard, my soldier have been dispatched to crush the Trattorian forces. And No one will get in my way...
Alive:
Trattoria: 15 Drones (4 upgraded), 1 Diplomat, 1 Bureaucrat, 1 Skydrone
USA: 1 Colonel Jedbo, 2 Soldiers, 1 Smartgunner, 1 sniper, 1 Pioneer Walker, 1 Envoy Tank
Immortal Delta Legion: 1 Delta Shard, 2 Britannians (1 with laser cannon), 9 Phalanxes, 1 Swordsman, 1 Long-Range Hunter, 1 Edgelord Redd, 1 Immortal Hoverspeeder
Space Austria: 1 Wizard Emandiputs, 5 Burghers, 1 officer, 1 High Cleric, 1 Renault Modified Light Tank
Kills:
Trattoria: 0
USA: 0
Immortal Delta Legion: 0
Space Austria: 0
Let the Sginups Begin!
