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Battle For Cape Bricks

Postby Archduke » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:42 pm

Prolouge:

Turn 1
Turn 2
Turn 3
Turn 4
Turn 5 +end

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"Hello Brikverse, this is Sabrina Richter reporting live on the scene of a recent victory by our heroic troops. Today we celebrate the successful defense of an important outpost from several hostile factions. For more on this decisive victory, the Archduke, Archduchess, and a leading General are behind me, and offered us an exclusive interview."

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"Hello, this is Archduke Holmes speaking, although this is a momentous day for us, we do not wish to ignore the casualties of today's battle. Earlier a Trattorian political official was killed during the attack. We did not intend for such a death to occur, however we had deemed it a necessary casualty of war. We have made the decision to return the body to be returned to her home planet.

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"However, we are highly upset by the reaction of the Trattorian government. Their incredibly hostile threats to our entire population will not go unanswered. We are not the savages they portray us as, but returning the corpse is an act of common courtesy, we have no intentions to stop our campaign against the Trattorian Empire and their oppressive and narrow mindset."

"Thank you very much for this interview Archduke Holmes, I hope I will report on your future victories against our enemies.
This has been Sabrina Richter, signing off.


8 hours later

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Trattorian Diplomat: So, those US types said we would pick up the Coffin here.
Trattorian Bureaucrat: Yes ma'am
Trattorian Diplomat: It was nice of the government to provide us with a small army of drones, not sure if we need this many though.
Trattorian Bureaucrat: All drones, form a defensive perimeter around the Diplomat. You never know who we'll be facing
Trattorian Diplomat: I almost hope those Space Austrians show up, I wonder if they're really like all the propaganda says. It would be interesting to learn more about them. I didn't even know peaches could make functioning societies.

Meanwhile...

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USA Colonel Jedidiah "Jedbo" Beauregard: Well wasn't them there Trat-o-reons going to pick this thing up? Where in Tarnation are they? Well, I should probably check inside to make sure there aren't any immigrants first, good thing I brought this whole armored platoon with me in case I need to lay down the law.


DID SOMEBODY SAY LAY DOWN THE LAW!?!

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It's Lawman of Chaos, Delta Shard! and the Immortal Delta Legion!

(He's also working with Edgelord Redd, Delta Shard has promised him that if he does well in battle, he will make him immortal)

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Wizard Emandiputs: Ha, none lay down the law better than a Wizard, my soldier have been dispatched to crush the Trattorian forces. And No one will get in my way...

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Alive:

Trattoria: 15 Drones (4 upgraded), 1 Diplomat, 1 Bureaucrat, 1 Skydrone
USA: 1 Colonel Jedbo, 2 Soldiers, 1 Smartgunner, 1 sniper, 1 Pioneer Walker, 1 Envoy Tank
Immortal Delta Legion: 1 Delta Shard, 2 Britannians (1 with laser cannon), 9 Phalanxes, 1 Swordsman, 1 Long-Range Hunter, 1 Edgelord Redd, 1 Immortal Hoverspeeder
Space Austria: 1 Wizard Emandiputs, 5 Burghers, 1 officer, 1 High Cleric, 1 Renault Modified Light Tank

Kills:

Trattoria: 0
USA: 0
Immortal Delta Legion: 0
Space Austria: 0


Let the Sginups Begin!
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks ~ OPEN

Postby BriksKrieg » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:10 pm

As per usual, i would love to take part in this.

Could I be the Space Austrians?
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks ~ OPEN

Postby Omega Prime » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:47 am

Edgelord Redd is like my Commander Redd's (who I stole from you) edgy teen phase, but in adult form. I'll take the immortals if nobody else wants them
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part again?

i can make a hat
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks ~ OPEN

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:31 am

US please
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks ~ OPEN

Postby motorhead fan » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:07 am

Could I therefore take the Trattorians?
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks

Postby Archduke » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:50 am

Cool, I’ll send out PMs shortly, but feel free to send in orders now. Orders can also be sent through discord
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks

Postby Archduke » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:42 am

Still need orders from StalinsFavoriteKhat and Motorhead fan
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Battle For Cape Bricks Turn 1

Postby Archduke » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:06 pm

Turn 1
All factions have automatic response actions for first turn

USA - AnnoyedZebra

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The soldiers advance towards the Immortals

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They volley into the immortal ranks, killing 2 Phalanxes and a Brittanian (Missile pods were not ready yet however)

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Response fire kills the Smartgunner

Immortals - Omega Prime

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The shield wall makes for the Trattorian lines
Delta shard suggests an alliance with the Space Austrians, but they don't seem interested right now. [FEAT FAILED]

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The Bazooka fires at the USA, killing a soldier

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The USA return the favor by killing 2 more Phalanxes

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Redd on his own kills 3 Trattorian Drones

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Trattorian response fire kills a Phalanx

Trattoria - Motorhead Fan

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The Trattorians chose to completely ignore the Immortals, advancing en masse on the Space Austrian position

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3 Burghers die

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Response fire kills 3 more Drones

Space Austria - StalinsFavoriteKhat

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Emandiputs casts a shield spell on the tank, [FEAT SUCCESSFUL]

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The soldiers on the right kill a drone. (I don't think is the one that was pictured, but it was near there)

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After some Highly successful rolling on the other side, a Burgher kills one drone, while the High Cleric mows down 3 more.

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The tank knocks 2 size points of the flying drone. [1 remaining]

Response fire fails to kill anyone.

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Alive:

Trattoria: 4 Drones (1 Upgraded), 1 Diplomat, 1 Bureaucrat, 1 Skydrone (HP; 1/3)
USA: 1 Colonel Jedbo, 1 Soldier, 1 sniper, 1 Pioneer Walker, 1 Envoy Tank
Immortal Delta Legion: 1 Delta Shard, 1 Britannians (with laser cannon), 3 Phalanxes, 1 Swordsman, 1 Long-Range Hunter, 1 Edgelord Redd, 1 Immortal Hoverspeeder
Space Austria: 1 Wizard Emandiputs, 3 Burghers, 1 officer, 1 High Cleric, 1 Renault Modified Light Tank (+Defense)

Kills:

Trattoria: 4
USA: 6
Immortal Delta Legion: 5
Space Austria: 7

Send in orders for turn 2!
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks

Postby Duerer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:31 pm

Dang, that's pretty violent for a first turn!
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:48 pm

he can't be a particularly smart gunner if he gets shot so easily
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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks

Postby Archduke » Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:31 pm

Still need orders from AnnoyedZebra and StalinsFavoriteKhat
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Battle For Cape Bricks Turn 2

Postby Archduke » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:39 pm

Immortals - Omega Prime

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Redd Shoots down another Drone

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Delta shard crashes through the wall of the cafe
Delta Shard: SUP WEEBS!
The people don't seem very scared.

Trattoria - Motorhead Fan

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The remaining units head towards the cafe

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The Drone initiates self-destruct protocol, crashing into the Space Austrian lines, killing 2 Burghers

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The Explosion also kills the officer

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The Blast from the Explosion also knocks down the Cafe sign, killing a drone

USA - AnnoyedZebra

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The soldier advance, and open fire on the Immortal flank

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The barrage of explosions kills a phalanx and the Long-Range Hunter, as well as 2 civilians

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Suddenly, a chain reaction occurs, detonating 2 of the Vendor's potions.

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The explosion does a great deal of scattered damage, killing the other Brittanian

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As well as the security guard

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The Vendor

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And the USA sniper

Space Austria- StalinsFavoriteKhat

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Emandiputs fires off a magik missile

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The magik explosion kills a drone

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And a Phalanx

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Alive:

Trattoria: 1 Drones, 1 Diplomat, 1 Bureaucrat,
USA: 1 Colonel Jedbo, 1 Soldier, 1 Pioneer Walker, 1 Envoy Tank
Immortal Delta Legion: 1 Delta Shard, 1 Phalanx, 1 Swordsman, 1 Edgelord Redd, 1 Immortal Hoverspeeder
Space Austria: 1 Wizard Emandiputs, 1 Burgher 1 High Cleric, 1 Renault Modified Light Tank (+Defense)

Kills:

Trattoria: 7 (-2)
USA: 10 (+3 -1)
Immortal Delta Legion: 6
Space Austria: 9

Send in Orders for Turn 3!!!
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Battle For Cape Bricks Turn 3

Postby Archduke » Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:05 pm

USA - AnnoyedZebra

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The pioneer mecha jumps off the roof, suddenly there is a whirring sound, as the mecha overloads its engines, preparing to self-destruct...

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The mecha erupts into a ball of fire, killing the swordsman and the last phalanx, as well as 2 civilians.
USA Secret Objective: Apprehend the turban guy; SOMEWHAT COMPLETED He's dead, that's as good as apprehended I guess.

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The explosion also does a point of damage to Redd and the Diplomat.

Trattoria - motorhead fan

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The Politicians burst into the cafe,
Trattorian Diplomat: Attention citizens! Join our battle, and we shall make you rich in knowledge beyond your wildest dreams!
Civilian: I'd rather have anime figurines. [FEAT FAILED]
The drone also tries to shoot at the Space Austrian tank, but misses.

Space Austria - StalinsFavoriteKhat

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Emandiputs tries to resurrect his fallen comrades, but summons a skeleton with a grenade instead.

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Then everyone hopps on the tank, and prepares to head off on an adventure...

Immortals - Omega Prime

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Delta shard mercilessly guns down 3 civilians, everyone panics. Immortal Secret Objective: Spook the cafe; COMPLETED

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Alive:

Trattoria: 1 Drone, 1 Diplomat (2/3 HP), 1 Bureaucrat,
USA: 1 Colonel Jedbo, 1 Soldier,1 Envoy Tank
Immortal Delta Legion: 1 Delta Shard, 1 Edgelord Redd (1/2 HP), 1 Immortal Hoverspeeder
Space Austria: 1 Wizard Emandiputs, 1 Burgher 1 High Cleric, 1 Renault Modified Light Tank (+Defense) 1 Skelyboi

Kills:

Trattoria: 7 (-2)
USA: 14 (+3 -2)
Immortal Delta Legion: 9
Space Austria: 9

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Battle For Cape Bricks Turn 4

Postby Archduke » Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:48 pm

Immortals - Omega Prime

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Redd and Delta shard close in on the trattorian Politicians and open fire...

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Unable to pass off any of the damage, the Diplomat dies

Space Austria - StalinsFavoriteKhat

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With a Speed boost by Emandiputs, the tank zooms to the other side of the map

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Combined fire deals 2 damage to the Colonel

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The Skeleton runs into the drone, detonating the Grenade...

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Both of them survive, Well, this is awkward.

USA - AnnoyedZebra

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The Troops fire on the Space Austrian forces, but do no damage

Trattoria - motorhead fan

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The Bureaucrat bolts out of the cafe
(The drone tries to shoot the skeleton, but still does no damage)

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Alive:

Trattoria: 1 Drone, 1 Bureaucrat,
USA: 1 Colonel Jedbo (1/3 HP), 1 Soldier,1 Envoy Tank
Immortal Delta Legion: 1 Delta Shard, 1 Edgelord Redd (1/2 HP), 1 Immortal Hoverspeeder
Space Austria: 1 Wizard Emandiputs, 1 Burgher 1 High Cleric, 1 Renault Modified Light Tank (+Defense) 1 Skelyboi

Kills:

Trattoria: 7 (-2)
USA: 14 (+3 -2)
Immortal Delta Legion: 10
Space Austria: 9

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Re: Battle For Cape Bricks

Postby Archduke » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:59 pm

this is still going on, and I need orders from AnnoyedZebra and motorhead fan
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