Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [FINISHED]

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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [ROUND 3 POSTED]

Postby Kommander Ken » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:31 am

Love all the SHIP carnage going on here.
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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [ROUND 3 POSTED]

Postby ninja_bait » Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:53 pm

Kommander Ken wrote:Love all the SHIP carnage going on here.


Thanks!  50% of the carnage is caused by the ships falling over  :rtfm:

I had an opportunity to slip in Round Four today.

The Red Ones

The M ako Interceptor spins around, hurling Warhead into the bridge of the destroyer.
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Instead of tangling in that mess, the Councilar troops shoot at the Repair Chef Skellie.
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But in the end, it is the simple mechanik who is successful in capturing the heads.
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The freighter gently nudges the repair interceptor into the wall.
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The interceptor knocks Repair Boss into the hangar.
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The freighter then pumps four pips of damage into the interceptor's flank.
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The Yellow Ones

The Repair Pilot crawls out of the interceptor.
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As the interceptor sinks into the hangar, Repair Boss slowly climbs out of it.
His men are dying.
The wreck's value has plummeted.
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With a yell of despair, he calls for his remaining crew to join him.
He calls for the powers of Rekonstruction to be bestowed upon him by the Repair Gods of Old.
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He rolls poorly.
These guys ignore the call and keep chipping at the freighter with their guns.
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The Spoopy Ones

Warhead slays the robot arm guy and laughs.
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"This was my plan all along, to seize control of this great vessel and do this!"
*rolls bad*
Completely Ordinary Flowers appear in the barrels of the rear guns.
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Puncho Dilla kills one of the Councilar mechanix and does the traditional Bone Break Dance of his people on the blood.
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The Blue Ones

This chick dares to shoot Warhead and succeeds.
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Meanwhile, this fellow takes command of a console.
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The destroyer's guns come to life, blasting away at the interceptor.  Four pips out of five.
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After a great display of competency, Motorhead Fan asks to try some butt stuff.
I guess it works?  Two pips to the freighter.
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Overwatch
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Next turn will probably be the final turn, so:
NEW OBJECTIVE: Try to escape with the coolest stuff.
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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [ROUND 4 POSTED]

Postby Quantumsurfer » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:56 pm

Hm, I'm getting broken images.
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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [ROUND 4 POSTED]

Postby Falk » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:05 pm

Same
BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [ROUND 4 POSTED]

Postby ninja_bait » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:15 pm

Hmm same

Looks like it fixed itself?
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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [ROUND 3 POSTED]

Postby Kommander Ken » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:50 pm

ninja_bait wrote:After a great display of competency, Motorhead Fan asks to try some butt stuff.


:warhead:
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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [ROUND 4 POSTED]

Postby ninja_bait » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:29 pm

Final Round

The Counciliar Freighter de-sodomizes itself and backs up to pick up the remaining two soldiers.
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As the Chef-Bearer makes his way to the ramp, the last guardsman lays down cover fire.
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The bolts fly true, ending Puncho Dilla's jubilant breakdancing.
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They successfully board the freighter.
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The M ako interceptor tries to cover the freighter's retreat, but its one functional gun isn't enough to dent the Imperial Valkyrie.
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The freighter also tries to shoot the enemy but critfails.
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Repair Boss critsucceeds at a heroic feat.  Oh look, my hair.
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With a deep yell, Repair Boss slams his twin wrenches into the side of the Imperial Destroyer, sending out waves of Rekonstructive Energy.
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The Destroyer comes to life, beginning to right itself.
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THE POWERRRRRRRR
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It fires on the freighter with a heavy salvo.
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The remaining repair crew clambers on board.
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"We'll take this back to base.  Activate the emergency systems!"
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The destroyer's bridge separates and blasts off toward friendly space.
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The Valkyrie starfighter blasts away at the rear of the freighter, further opening the gaping wound.  But it's not enough to take it down!
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Neither is more butt stuff!  Though things are quite crowded in there now.
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Final Overwatch
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Epilogue
Repair Boss: "What are you boys standing around for?  Do you see how much salvage there is to clean up here?  Here, I have two wrenches for you."
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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [ROUND 4 POSTED]

Postby ninja_bait » Mon Jul 23, 2018 1:32 pm

Thanks for playing, all!  I hope it was fun - I got great orders from you guys every turn.  As always, your feedback is welcomed to improve the next Fleet Forum Battle!

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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [FINISHED]

Postby motorhead fan » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:45 am

Really enjoyable battle, I hope for more butt stuff in the future!
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Re: Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [FINISHED]

Postby Cakeman » Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:49 pm

It was really fun playing! Looking forward to next time.
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