
"Imagine the perfect TV show that always knows what you want. A comedy that always makes you laugh, a drama that makes you cry every time, a deep psychological thriller that makes you ponder the mysteries of life."

"Thanks to our cutting-edge machine learning algorithms and Big Data analytics, our lovingly crafted anime always knows what you want."

"We're the brain trust behind acclaimed shows such as Sort Art Online beloved by trillions of our fans across the galaxies. We're Lambda Studios, and we're in the business of manufacturing fun!"

Co-CEO Dr. Murai Minakami: It still feels like yesterday when we set up shop in a messy Trattorian apartment with a pile of quantum servers. Anime has always been a part of Trattorian culture, but it historically it has remained a low-margin business. We felt our AI technology and Big Data could disrupt the industry and really improve the quality of the art we produce here.
Co-CEO Dr. Anant Sahai: Even when no Trattorian investor would back us, we went all the way to the USA's Silicon Nebula and found forward-thinking venture capitalists willing to actualize our bold vision. It's clear who got the last laugh - today, we're a ₮180 trillion intergalactic company, and we've expanded beyond anime into manga, light novels, video games, music, and even news.

CTO Dr. Chan: Lambda Studios is a thought leader in the fields of machine learning and computer vision, thanks to our founding disruptions that resulted from the doctoral work of myself and Dr. Minakami. Leveraging the power of convolutional neural networks, generative adversarial algorithms, and cycle-consistent meta-learning criteria has allowed us to take not just anime, but entertainment itself to the next level. Unlocking the value of data has only further allowed us to respond to consumer needs and democratize the medium. When some people look at us, they only see an anime company. But we're really a tech company, and we create real value through our innovations and solutions.

CTO Dr. Chan: Here at Lambda we never forget our ties to the Silicon Nebula, and though we went public several years ago, we still tend to think ourselves as a startup in our hearts and our culture. Our engineers never fear proposing the next big thing or optimizing our processes.

Dr. Swansea, Senior VP of Marketing: Of course, we recognize that we are more than the sum of our parts, and our engineers are one crucial part of a team that has to work together to make our products successful.

SVP Swansea: For example, Lambda recognizes the quintessential effort of our voice actors and singers. They are the public, human face of the company, and our liaisons to our many dedicated fans.

SVP Swansea: Our Lambda Security forces serve invaluable roles in protecting our voice actors and executives, protecting our intellectual property against pirates, and assisting the Allied Nations in humanitarian efforts to distribute free anime and manga as educational resources to children in need. Any other reported involvement is unsubstantiated slander from a biased media.

Mr. Bogart, VP of Community Outreach: But of course, our most valuable people aren't even on our payroll - they're our legions of trillions of dedicated fans across the BrikVerse. Without their boundless enthusiasm and passion for our work, none of this would be possible.

Random fan: Oh my goddess, Mio my waifu! I love this anime soooo much!
VP Bogart: Hey, we're filming a promo reel right now, you can't - cut the camera!

"Lambda. We turned art into a science."