Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN]

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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [SIGNUP UNTIL 7/5]

Postby Scribonius » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:47 pm

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Scribonius: A dapper Orc with twin warhammers. <No sin yet, but I'll give you a default one if you don't have a special one in mind>
I'll be posting turn 0 tonight, then you'll have until Monday to get me your orders.


Dude, I'm an ORC. Isn't that enough? Seriously though, so many to choose from! Pride in the ability to smash things with warhammers? Wait, Ork. [img]Dapper[/img] Orc. He covets everyone else's wealth and is willing to smash things with his hammers to get what he wants, so Greed and probably Murder? Hmm... Those hammers are blackish, so we'll name him Max-hell von Hammerman. "CLONG-CLONG Max-Hell's Blackish Hammers came down upon their heads..."
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:57 pm

Turn 0:
Starting positions:
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Some wider shots:
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Some even wider shots:
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Current standings:
ninja_bait: maroon baseplate, 2-handed weapon, Ring 1, 2 respawns remaining.
StalinsFavoriteKhat: red baseplate, short ranged weapon, Ring 1, 2 respawns remaining.
motorhead fan: hunter green baseplate, 2-handed weapon, Ring 1, 2 respawns remaining.
TheVengefulOne: black baseplate, 2-handed weapon, Ring 1, 2 respawns remaining.
Bragallot: baby blue baseplate, heavy weapon, Ring 1, 2 respawns remaining.
ReconMiner: yellow baseplate, long ranged weapon, Ring 1, 2 respawns remaining.
Scribonius: olive green baseplate, heavy weapon, Ring 1, 2 respawns remaining.
Flamer Shaftglutton: dark gray baseplate, heavy weapon, Ring 1, 2 respawns remaining.

Your first orders are due by Monday afternoon. Anyone who doesn't submit an order by then will default to attacking the nearest "innocent" bystander, or will do whatever my D&D group thinks you should do. Turn 1 will be uploaded Tuesday morning.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [SIGNUP UNTIL 7/5]

Postby Kommander Ken » Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:21 pm

I'm calling it, this is going to be one of the top forum battles of the year.  :belushi:  :ftw:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [SIGNUP UNTIL 7/5]

Postby Craigallot » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:23 am

Hell yeah!

Oh we're going to a hukilau
A huki huki huki huki hukilau


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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [SIGNUP UNTIL 7/5]

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:34 am

I'm gonna go up the ramp and kill the guy being sodomized by a demon.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [SIGNUP UNTIL 7/5]

Postby ReconMiner » Fri Jul 06, 2018 6:59 am

I'm going to move closer to the base of the cliff (underneath the purple-shirted fig with the afro), then fire upon the lady closet to the kids
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [SIGNUP UNTIL 7/5]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:00 am

Kommander Ken wrote:I'm calling it, this is going to be one of the top forum battles of the year.  :belushi:  :ftw:

There's still room for more if you're interested, and more players means more skulls for Satan!

Something I forgot to put in the Turn 0 post: you can send me your orders directly by PM if you have a secret plan. Otherwise feel free to post them here.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [SIGNUP UNTIL 7/5]

Postby ReconMiner » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:17 am

One question, do the baby minifgs kills count as skulls? Maybe bite-sized?
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [SIGNUP UNTIL 7/5]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Fri Jul 06, 2018 9:38 am

ReconMiner wrote:One question, do the baby minifgs kills count as skulls? Maybe bite-sized?

They did in the full game, but I'm going to say that they count as half-skulls. Feel free to use overkill/blast/spray attacks on a group of babies to rake in the skulls.

Some quick stats for those you might consider killing:
  • You guys: 4 armor, 1D6 skill, 5" movement (no surprise, just regular minifigs).
  • "Innocent" bystanders: 2 armor, no skill or movement, will not retaliate.
  • Babies: 1 armor, no skill or movement, vermin, will not retaliate, baby skulls count half.
  • Demons: 2D6 armor, 1D8 skill, will retaliate if attacked, demon skulls count double.
  • Cerberus (the three headed dog on ring 3): 4 hitpoints, 1D10 armor per hitpoint; 1D8 skill; Bite attack: Use 2, 1D8 damage, can be use 2 or 3 times if the heads can reach; will retaliate if attacked.
  • Satan: 66D6 armor, no skill or movement, 6D10 supernatural dice for retaliating when attacked.

I didn't state this before, but you do not need to take an action or anything to pick up a skull. Satan knows what you did.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:26 am

How about the spiders in front of me? Will they attack me and do they count as half-skulls.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby motorhead fan » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:53 am

There is a woman to my right, I want her head on my spear!
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:06 pm

TheVengefulOne wrote:How about the spiders in front of me? Will they attack me and do they count as half-skulls.

They will not attack and are worthless. Same for "sleeping" skeletons. The skeleton band has bystander stats and will not retaliate, but their skulls do count since you have to actively kill them.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Craigallot » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:07 pm

How about we all team up and kill Satan?
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby RedRover » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:31 pm

This will be glorious
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ReconMiner » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:35 pm

Bragallot wrote:How about we all team up and kill Satan?


Im up for it, maybe collect a bunch of skulls, get all powered up, then gang up on him?
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