A lot of 1s rolled this time.
ninja_bait smites a lusty fellow on his stroll through the Rings.
StalinsFavoriteKhat attempts to shoot a bystander in the river of blood, but rolls a 1. The shot misses wildly, splashing boiling blood onto a nearby demon. The angry devil begins chasing him up to Ring 6.
motorhead fan continues his streak of 1s. He attempts to finish the job from last turn, but ends up tossing his spear horizontally. The man catches the spear, but drops the skull in the process. motorhead fan takes off with the skull, cutting his losses.
TheVengefulOne easily slaughters a baby and makes his way towards the ramp.
Bragallot, still a bit drunk, stumbles into the band. He strokes his bone sword, releasing a bone-shattering solo. The skeleton in front of him explodes into pieces.
ReconMiner climbs up the spiderweb and tries to snipe a bystander. He rolls a 1, nearly falling off edge of the ramp.
Scribonius regains his mojo and annihilates two greedy bystanders and the boulder they were pushing.
Bragallot's inebriation may have amplified his skeleton smashing, but it also dulled his awareness. Flamer Shaftglutton sneaks up behind him and viciously cuts him down.
Kenneth from Walmart (Redrover) is lacking skulls, but still yearns to climb the tower. He shotguns one of the beers, launching himself into the air.
He even manages to land with his hat. He may not have any skulls, but he's now higher on the tower than 70% of the other players.
xXx_3Raz0r_xXx (Duerer) cuts down a bystander and starts gathering spiders as emergency weapons.
Turn 4 Preview:
Bragallot finds himself on Ring 6, staring at some heretics being burned in their tombs.
Bragallot and StalinsFavoriteKhat are way out of range of each other, but still closer than they appear.
- ninja_bait: maroon baseplate, Ring 2, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
- StalinsFavoriteKhat: red baseplate, Ring 6, 2.5 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
- motorhead fan: hunter green baseplate, Ring 1, 1 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
- TheVengefulOne: black baseplate, Ring 1, 1.5 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
- Bragallot: baby blue baseplate, Ring 6, 4 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
- ReconMiner: yellow baseplate, Ring 2, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
- Scribonius: olive green baseplate, Ring 4, 4 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
- Flamer Shaftglutton: dark gray baseplate, Ring 1, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
- RedRover: dark yellow baseplate, Ring 3, 0 skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
- Duerer: light gray baseplate, Ring 1, 1 skull, 2 respawns remaining.
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