Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:10 pm

Turn 3:
A lot of 1s rolled this time.

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ninja_bait smites a lusty fellow on his stroll through the Rings.

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StalinsFavoriteKhat attempts to shoot a bystander in the river of blood, but rolls a 1. The shot misses wildly, splashing boiling blood onto a nearby demon. The angry devil begins chasing him up to Ring 6.

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motorhead fan continues his streak of 1s. He attempts to finish the job from last turn, but ends up tossing his spear horizontally. The man catches the spear, but drops the skull in the process. motorhead fan takes off with the skull, cutting his losses.

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TheVengefulOne easily slaughters a baby and makes his way towards the ramp.

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Bragallot, still a bit drunk, stumbles into the band. He strokes his bone sword, releasing a bone-shattering solo. The skeleton in front of him explodes into pieces.

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ReconMiner climbs up the spiderweb and tries to snipe a bystander. He rolls a 1, nearly falling off edge of the ramp.

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Scribonius regains his mojo and annihilates two greedy bystanders and the boulder they were pushing.

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Bragallot's inebriation may have amplified his skeleton smashing, but it also dulled his awareness. Flamer Shaftglutton sneaks up behind him and viciously cuts him down.

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Kenneth from Walmart (Redrover) is lacking skulls, but still yearns to climb the tower. He shotguns one of the beers, launching himself into the air.

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He even manages to land with his hat. He may not have any skulls, but he's now higher on the tower than 70% of the other players.

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xXx_3Raz0r_xXx (Duerer) cuts down a bystander and starts gathering spiders as emergency weapons.


Turn 4 Preview:
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Bragallot finds himself on Ring 6, staring at some heretics being burned in their tombs.

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Bragallot and StalinsFavoriteKhat are way out of range of each other, but still closer than they appear.


Current Standings:
  • ninja_bait: maroon baseplate, Ring 2, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • StalinsFavoriteKhat: red baseplate, Ring 6, 2.5 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • motorhead fan: hunter green baseplate, Ring 1, 1 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • TheVengefulOne: black baseplate, Ring 1, 1.5 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Bragallot: baby blue baseplate, Ring 6, 4 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • ReconMiner: yellow baseplate, Ring 2, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Scribonius: olive green baseplate, Ring 4, 4 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • Flamer Shaftglutton: dark gray baseplate, Ring 1, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • RedRover: dark yellow baseplate, Ring 3, 0 skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Duerer: light gray baseplate, Ring 1, 1 skull, 2 respawns remaining.

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1. Orders are due Friday, but we'll keep sneaking in turns if everyone is ahead of schedule.
2. If you are ever unclear about your surroundings I'm happy to take more pictures.
3. Late sign-ups are still open! Anyone who wants to join is free to do so.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby TheVengefulOne » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:26 pm

I continue on my merry way up, killing anything in my path.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby RedRover » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:52 pm

Yay beer jump!

I kill as many people as I can nearby and collect the skulls, then continue to make my way up
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Duerer » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:47 am

use both katanas to turn around in one spot, thus generating enough centrifugal energy to take of and fly to the next ring.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby RedRover » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:23 am

Duerer wrote:use both katanas to turn around in one spot, thus generating enough centrifugal energy to take of and fly to the next ring.


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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Bragallot » Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:57 am

Thanks! Now I don't have to climb all that way! :) Start climbing, keeping my action to whack anyone that's close and looks dangerous, except if it's a demon, I can't tangle with those (yet). Use the skulls for extra armour in case I need it.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:53 am

How is that dead guy still on the edge of the ring near me?  I take his legs and attach them to me to get double movement, the  I continue up the ramp.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby motorhead fan » Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:36 am

I want my guy to stop, stand facing away from the rings, turn his shoulder gun sideways and kill that orange haired guy with it. then do a backflip onto the highest ring I can.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ReconMiner » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:47 am

I move toward the wall and begin climbing. I prepare my response to blow the head off anyone who comes within range  :twisted:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Scribonius » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:24 pm

I see what looks like a staircase around the corner behind me on the left (in the picture). I'll head up that, greedily looking for more people to bash and skulls to claim.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 3] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:05 pm

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