Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:04 pm

Turn 4:
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ninja_bait butchers a couple corpses and gives himself monstrous double legs.

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StalinsFavoriteKhat escapes the clutches of the annoyed demon and snipes a tortured heretic mid-stride.

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motorhead fan uses his shoulder-mounted gun to blast his nemesis. Swelling with confidence he prepares himself for a massive leap.

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motorhead fan catches his spear midair and lands with a flourish on Ring 3.

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TheVengefulOne attempts to stab a lusty boi on Ring 2, but misses horribly. He continues towards the ramp, pretending nobody saw that.

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Bragallot scoots up the ramp. He eyes a suicide tree, but misses as he walks past.

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ReconMiner makes his way along the ring, looking hungrily for enemies to shoot.

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Scribonius makes his way towards Ring 5: Wrath. Many potential skulls remain, although not the skeleton's.

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Flamer Shaftglutton grabs a bystander and threatens him, "HOLD THIS TREE STEADY OR I'LL SLIT YO' THROAT." The terrified bystander obliges.

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Kenneth from Walmart (RedRover) destroys a gluttonous bystander as he carefully makes his way around Cerberus.

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xXx_3Raz0r_xXx (Duerer) starts spinning like a helicopter and just barely succeeds at the feat. He raises a cocky eyebrow as he lands on the ramp towards Ring 3.


Current Standings:
  • ninja_bait: maroon baseplate, Ring 2, big ol' legs 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • StalinsFavoriteKhat: red baseplate, Ring 6, 3.5 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • motorhead fan: hunter green baseplate, Ring 3, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • TheVengefulOne: black baseplate, Ring 1, 1.5 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Bragallot: baby blue baseplate, Ring 7, 4 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • ReconMiner: yellow baseplate, Ring 2, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Scribonius: olive green baseplate, Ring 4, 4 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • Flamer Shaftglutton: dark gray baseplate, Ring 1, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • RedRover: dark yellow baseplate, Ring 3, 1 skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Duerer: light gray baseplate, Ring 3, 1 skull, 2 respawns remaining.

Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Friday, but we'll keep sneaking in turns if everyone is ahead of schedule.
2. If you are ever unclear about your surroundings I'm happy to take more pictures.
3. Late sign-ups are still open! Anyone who wants to join is free to do so.[/quote]
motorhead fan wrote:I hope for more butt stuff in the future!


Duerer wrote:Jump onto the locust demon ahead of me and eat its ass for more power.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:32 pm

I butcher the baby hiding behind the spider web and keep making my way up.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Craigallot » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:18 am

Keep climbing. Careful of that demon. Keep my action and Skulls in response again in case I need to defend myself. If I come across an easy target I'll attack it too.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Duerer » Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:05 am

Climb up the stairs to slice up the next best fig nearby. btw, can I have a closer view on my surroundings to have a better view on potential targets?
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:18 am

I no longer have an interest in skulls.  Give me that caveman's legs.  And that lusty adventure lady's legs.  And stay out of range of reconminer.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ReconMiner » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:00 am

I'm gonna move forward and pick off the lusty dude hanging off the edge just behind ninja_bait
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:20 am

Reconminer can have that skull.  I only want those legs.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ReconMiner » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:24 am

I wonder if Satan has a foot/leg fetish
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby RedRover » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:30 am

I continue to carefully skirt around the Cerberus and make my way up the ramp targeting anyone I can. I make a call into Walmart to see if I can get a cleanup on isle Hell (sending a Walmart employee as a reinforcement)
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby motorhead fan » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:25 pm

There is a guy near me, gently shove him of of the ring and if that fails give him a spear to the face.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:58 pm

Duerer wrote:Climb up the stairs to slice up the next best fig nearby. btw, can I have a closer view on my surroundings to have a better view on potential targets?


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A couple more angles. Not many potential skulls around you, although ninja_bait and I will be in range if you're willing to stick near your current spot instead of climbing further up the tower.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Scribonius » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:00 pm

Continue up the ramp to Wrath level, attack the nearest lava-bathing sinner.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Duerer » Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:15 am

Slice up the demon and the chick to the right of me. If ninja_bait beats me to hit, slice him up instead.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ninja_bait » Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:31 am

Duerer wrote:If ninja_bait beats me to hit, slice him up instead.


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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 4] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:44 pm

motorhead fan wrote:I hope for more butt stuff in the future!


Duerer wrote:Jump onto the locust demon ahead of me and eat its ass for more power.
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