Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:03 am

Turn 5:
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ninja_bait forgoes skulls to take even more legs. He's now monstrously tall and fast.

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StalinsFavoriteKhat destroys the other heretic, improving his already impressive collection of skulls.

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motorhead fan kicks a bystander off the edge, killing the terrified sinner. He then walks away like nothing happened.

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TheVengefulOne destroys another baby trying to hide behind a spider web.

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Bragallot makes his way across the bridge of Violence, surrounded by suicide trees.

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ReconMiner puts a legless man out of his misery.

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Max-hell (Scribonius) continues his ascent and finds himself with a bountiful selection of potential skulls fighting in the blood.

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Flamer Shaftglutton climbs the tree as a terrified bystander holds it steady. He arrives at the top just in time to see a hideous creature streaking by.

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Kenneth from Walmart considers showing mercy to a man in Cerberus' maw, but plays it safe and blasts a bystander in Ring 1.

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Kenneth barely succeeds at a Walmart feat. "CLEANUP ON AISLE HELL!" he shouts with a snicker. A Walmart greeter spawns on Ring 7, welcoming all to savings and violence. She's just a regular bystander, but she'll help out RedRover (or anybody louder that him) in any non-violent way she can.

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xXx_3Raz0r_xXx (Duerer) decides to take on a demon. He rolls a 6 for skill, his confidence swelling. With an overskill dice for damage he's on even ground with the demon. And yet he rolls two 1s. The blades glide off the demon's oily chest, barely shaving a hair off.

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The demon retaliates, stabbing xXx_3Raz0r_xXx in the chest. He rolls exceptionally well, obliterating the greasy sinner.


Turn 6 Preview:
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xXx_3Raz0r_xXx finds himself on Ring 4, bombarded by mysterious cubes flying out of Greed's face.


Wider shots
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Wide shot of motorhead fan's surroundings

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Wider shot of TheVengefulOne's surroundings.

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Wider shot of Bragallot's surroundings. He's getting close to the top.

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Wider shot of ReconMiner's surroundings. ninja_bait's collection of skulls can barely be seen on the left.

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Wider shot of Scribonius' surroundings.

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Wider shot of RedRover's surroundings. motorhead fan is on the left, while ninja_bait and Flamer Shaftglutton are on the right.

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Wider shot of Duerer's new surroundings on Ring 4.



Current Standings:
  • ninja_bait: maroon baseplate, Ring 2, even biggerlegs 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • StalinsFavoriteKhat: red baseplate, Ring 6, 4.5 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • motorhead fan: hunter green baseplate, Ring 3, 3 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • TheVengefulOne: black baseplate, Ring 1, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Bragallot: baby blue baseplate, Ring 7, 4 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • ReconMiner: yellow baseplate, Ring 2, 3 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Scribonius: olive green baseplate, Ring 5, 4 Skulls, 1 respawn remaining.
  • Flamer Shaftglutton: dark gray baseplate, Ring 2-ish, 2 Skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • RedRover: dark yellow baseplate, Ring 3, 2 skulls, 2 respawns remaining.
  • Duerer: light gray baseplate, Ring 4, 1 skull, 1 respawn remaining.


Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Monday, but we'll keep sneaking in turns if everyone is ahead of schedule.
2. If you are ever unclear about your surroundings I'm happy to take more pictures.
3. Late sign-ups are still open! Anyone who wants to join is free to do so, although bystanders are thinning out at this point.[/quote]
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:41 am

I use a wide sweeping attack to kill the three babies in front of me.

Edit: And then I keep moving towards the ramp.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Jul 14, 2018 11:53 am

There's another guy behind me, kill him anyway I can and take his skull.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Duerer » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:16 pm

I'd need clearer shots of my ring, pls
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ninja_bait » Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:17 pm

I shall walk up the ring and collect as many legs as I can near Cerberus.  Red Rover may not wish to have his legs in the vicinity.

Edit: also that Walmart greeter.  I want those legs too.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Craigallot » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:04 pm

It's a long walk... keep going, same as before.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:45 pm

Duerer wrote:I'd need clearer shots of my ring, pls


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You.

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Counter-clockwise from you: 2 bystanders and a demon.
Even farther counter-clockwise: 2 more bystanders above the ramp and motorhead fan near the bottom of the ramp.

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Clockwise from you: Scribonius left only bodies in his wake, so not much of use besides the ramp up to Ring 5. The skeleton above the ramp is deader than most, and his skull is worthless.

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Your area with the dice cleared out to prepare for next round.

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A very wide shot.


ninja_bait wrote:Edit: also that Walmart greeter.  I want those legs too.

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You're the bottom one, Walmart greeter lady is the top one. You have about 4 rings to go before you can take her legs.
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Duerer wrote:Jump onto the locust demon ahead of me and eat its ass for more power.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ninja_bait » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:48 pm

Oh, never mind then.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby RedRover » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:55 pm

Kenneth calls to the walmart greeter to pick some of the heads off the tree and deposit them into kenneths head account

kenneth then prepares any sort of defense against tall legs mcgee for him or the greeter, possibly shooting out some knee caps
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Duerer » Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:15 pm

Push that boulder to the right in such a manner that it squishes both one of the boulder pushers and the demon. Slice up the second pusher, if still possible.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Scribonius » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:26 pm

:twisted:   I'm in a target rich environment! Time to thin out their numbers and take some heads! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ReconMiner » Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:30 am

I'm gonna provide further up the mountain and fire upon the demon. (staying as far back as i can to take advantage of my range)
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 5] LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Sun Jul 15, 2018 11:51 am

motorhead fan wrote:I hope for more butt stuff in the future!


Duerer wrote:Jump onto the locust demon ahead of me and eat its ass for more power.
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