Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

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Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:31 pm

Turn 17:
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The Demon of Greed (TheVengefulOne) gets revenge on his deceased shoulder demon by uppercutting the Demon of Lust (motorhead fan) across the map.

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The Demon of Lust (motorhead fan) rolls miraculously well for armor, taking only 2 pips of damage from the uppercut and fall.

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He doesn't live long, though. The Demon of Gluttony (ninja_bait) sees an easy meal and pounces. He carves the demon into shreds.

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The Demon of Heresy (StalinsFavoriteKhat) turns his flames on the Demon of Wrath (ReconMiner).

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He does just enough to permanently kill the demon.

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The Demon of Violence (Bragallot) pulls out a special Pepsi® arrow.

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He hits the Demon of Treachery (Duerer) right in the face, showering him in armor-dissolving soda. He will now roll 3D6 for armor instead of 3D10 until the cola wears off.

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The Demon of Fraud (Scribonius) swoops around and uses his supernatural dice for trickery.

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He blows the wings off of the Demon of Treachery (Duerer), then blasts him into the air. He uses even more dice to add 33 more inches of downward velocity.

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The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) lands on the Demon of Heresy (StalinsFavoriteKhat) with explosive force. He deals over 100 damage.

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The Demon of Heresy (StalinsFavoriteKhat) rolls quite well for armor, but is just barely killed. The Demon of Treachery takes a couple pips of damage as well.

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Not satisfied with the damage so far, the Demon of Treachery (Duerer) rockets up to stab the Demon of Fraud (Scribonius). He just barely gets in range to stab with one of his lances.

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Despite only barely grazing him, the damage is fatal. The Demon of Fraud (Scribonius) rolls a total of 5 armor between all three of his hitpoints, getting utterly destroyed. The Demon of Treachery (Duerer) absorbs a point of health back.


Turn 17 Preview:
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The Demon of Lust (motorhead fan) awakes yet again on Ring 2.

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The Demon of Heresy (StalinsFavoriteKhat) opens his fiery eyes on Ring 6.

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The Demon of Fraud (Scribonius) finds himself back on Ring 8.


Wider shots:
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Wide shot with many of the demons, including the Lesser Demon of Walmart (RedRover) hiding in the bottom right, saving his action for defense.

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Wide shot of the rest of the demons, including a deceased Demon of Wrath (ReconMiner)



Parts for ReconMiner
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Exploded front detail.

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Exploded backside details.

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Head detail.

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Exploded head detail.

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Current Standings:
  • motorhead fan: Demon of Lust, Ring 2, 4/4 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • TheVengefulOne: Demon of Greed, Ring 4, 4/4 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • ninja_bait: Demon of Gluttony, Ring 1, 7/7 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • StalinsFavoriteKhat: Demon of Heresy, Ring 6, 9/9 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • Bragallot: Demon of Violence, Ring 1, 6/9 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • ReconMiner: Demon of Wrath, Ring 1, 0/5 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • Scribonius: Demon of Fraud, Ring 8, 3/3 Hitpoints, 0 respawns left.
  • Flamer Shaftglutton: Lesser Demon of Bananas, Ring 4, 0/1 Hitpoints, DEAD.
  • RedRover: Lesser Demon of Walmart, Ring 1, 1/1 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.
  • Duerer: Demon of Treachery, Ring 7, 4/5 Hitpoints, 1 respawn left.


Other stuff:
1. Orders are due Saturday, September 8th.
2. motorhead fan is now at the top of the turn order since he died before his turn.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby Duerer » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:40 pm

Shake off all the pepsi and fly back to the demon of fraud to consume him.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby motorhead fan » Thu Sep 06, 2018 4:51 am

I want to go and kill redrover with my tentacules.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:11 am

Pepsi!  Go to the source and guzzle its creator down. (That is, attack bragallot)
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby Craigallot » Thu Sep 06, 2018 10:25 am

And now for the master plan... you know how mentos and cola cause a weird reaction when combined? Shoot a big mentos-on-a-stick at the pepsified Demon of Treachery to cause one such reaction and make him dissolve! :twisted: Then run as far enough away from the demon of fraud as I can.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby RedRover » Thu Sep 06, 2018 11:02 am

Pull out an old empty oil drum and start a dumpster fire in it. Kick back in a chair and stare at the flames as I crack open a cold beer
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby Scribonius » Thu Sep 06, 2018 2:19 pm

Bragallot wrote:And now for the master plan... you know how mentos and cola cause a weird reaction when combined? Shoot a big mentos-on-a-stick at the pepsified Demon of Fraud to cause one such reaction and make him dissolve! :twisted:


What? I'm not covered in Pepsi, Treachery is! Mentos aren't likely to react to me at all!

Duerer wrote:Shake off all the pepsi and fly back to the demon of fraud to consume him.


Uh oh... *looks in a mirror* Squeaker, we gonna die... Well fine. If I'm going to go, I'ma take EVERYONE out with me! Use ALL of my supernatural dice to EXPLODE in a ginormous surge of magic! Let's see if I can kill anyone else as I go!   :warhead:
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:17 pm

LMAO, this whole fucking time I thought the Demon of Wrath's nostrils were his eyes and he looked so fucking goofy, it wasn't until the parts breakdown that I saw his actual eyes.

I jump down and beat the shit out of the Demon of Lust.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:19 pm

TheVengefulOne wrote:LMAO, this whole fucking time I thought the Demon of Wrath's nostrils were his eyes and he looked so fucking goofy, it wasn't until the parts breakdown that I saw his actual eyes.


Hahaha I did the same thing.  Especially since the Demon of Violence has the black stud eyes anyway.
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Postby Kommander Ken » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:01 am

Jesus Christ this battle is absoloute insanity. Fucking love it!
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [Turn 17]

Postby ReconMiner » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:54 pm

That was awesome!
Thanks for the parts list  :tiger:
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