One Shot At Glory (TURN 3, SLOT STILL OPEN)

[Duerer]

Initiative Order (determined by d20):
18 - Poles (RunsWithLegos)
17 - Blinda's Honour Guard (Natalya)
16 - Lietuvan Rebels (Archduke)
15 - Imperial Magikstrate (RedRover)
11 - Presidential Pussy Wagon (motorhead fan)
9 - Battlegroup Tadas (ninja_bait)
6 - Battlegroup Gintaras (baconquistador)
4 - Battlegroup Braggus (Falk)
3 - Magyars (ImeantToDoThat)
1 - Outer-dimensional Being (NPC'd)

Poles (RunsWithLegos):

The fire on the Smok tank dies out.


The tank proceeds to fire at the armoured car but misses.


The Infiltrator fires a flare at Braggus' combat suit.


Even though the damage wasn't enough to make a dent, the target is lit for others to shoot at and is on fire.


The rest of the infantry fire on the knights and the mech killing one knight and setting more fires on the mech. The sarge jams his pistol and needs to fix it next turn.

Blinda's Honour Guard (Natalya):

Blinda and his guard moves up but hold their firing action ready for any fools crawling out of the hole in the wall.


Vytautas Blinda: "CURSE YOUR MOTHERS, YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S MOTHERS!! CURSE THEM ALL TO HELL!!"
Blinda's intimidating presence causes everyone looking at him to tremble in fear (FEAT SUCCESSFUL, BLINDA AND EVERY FRIENDLY UNIT WITHIN 1" OF HIM ARE HARDER TO HIT BY 1 SKILL POINT)!

[Duerer]

Lietuvan Rebels (Archduke):

The rebels move up to enter through the hole in the wall.


Only Leonas makes it through. He tries to inspire his troops to take better aim but the words don't really seem to phase them (FEAT CANCELLED).


He fires at the tank but misses.


Vytautas Blinda: "No mercy for rebel scum! Kill him! Kill him! DROWN HIM IN PLASMA FIRE!"
Blinda and his men immediately begin to fire at the hated rebel leader.


A rebel throws himself in front of him to eat up all the damage.


The rest fires at the soldiers on the wall and manage to kill a gunner and scrape of one HP from Tadas.

Imperial Magikstrate (RedRover):

Hieronymus the Warden: "This must finally work. At least this time around!"
Hieronymus, visibly sweaty and shaky, tries to bind the legs of Braggus' mech together to make it collapse.


And indeed the legs are bound together as tightly as it gets but that's not all!


Hieronymus the Warden: "Now!"
The trike launches a rocket on the Warden's command to push the suit towards the wall instead of all the troops in front of it.


And indeed the mech sacks slowly towards the wall while also suffering one SP damage from the missile.


*CRASH*


Due to the impact of the mechs fall, it suffers another SP damage and squishes a soldier and a marine beneath. Oh and an opening is torn inside the wall as well (FEAT SUCCESSFUL).
Hieronymus the Warden: "Uhm, believe it or not guys... This is what I intended to do with the mech all along... Right, guys??"


The rest of the IM units fire at the horsemen killing two. The trike reloads one MG while jamming another one...

Presidential Pussy Wagon (motorhead fan):

Bolek and Lolek steer the limousine around the rock next to the bar.

[Duerer]

Battlegroup Tadas (ninja_bait):

The Artemis tank tries to fire at the Smok but jams his gun and needs to fix it next turn.


In the mean time, the two remaining marines and Tadas combine their forces to bring the tank down.


Especially Tadas deals ridiculous amounts of damage to the tank, destroying it entirely!


Tadas the Infernal: "Initiate self-destruct sequence!"


The Red Knight blows itself up yet no one was in range to be affected by it (FEAT KINDA SUCCESSFUL?).


High Paladin Gintaras: "Return from the land of the dead! Your duty isn't over yet!"


Gintaras' voice reaches the entire battlefield as he attempts to raise the dead.


Wilhelm Blazkowicz: "I don't know what that voice was bu it was damn right! I'm far from finished here!"
Unfortunately, Gintaras accidentally resurrected the Polish hero with one single HP remaining (FEAT FAILED).


The disrupted soldier stands up and combines fire with the soldier on the wall on the disrupted rebel leader. He amazingly manages to withstand the damage however.


The flame turret roasts a Polish crewman.


The other one gets shot by two soldiers on the wall. The other two overheat while trying to fire at the Polish soldiers in the park. The gunner fixes his jammed AT gun.


With the tank already destroyed, the mortar fires its penultimate shell at the Lietuvan rebels instead.


The damage was tremendous! Six soldiers bit the dust with just two getting disrupted, the engineer and Lenoas were too far from the blast area.


The mortar scooter fires at Leonas bit fails to harm him. It has only one shell left.


The engineer proceeds to drive back to the pool.

[Duerer]

Battlegroup Braggus (Falk):

The flames on the mech chip off its last SP and Braggus safely ejects from the cockpit.


The two remaining knights attack Hieronymus and the IM sarge.


While the IM sarge falls, Hieronymus manages to strike down the other knight in time.


Braggus jumps off from the debris and grabs the weaponry of a fallen knight.


He fires at an IM soldier but fails to do any damage.

Magyars (ImeantToDoThat):

The Toldi hardsuit fires at Tadas and beats him down to his last HP.


The archers move up and ready their bows...


...striking down Tadas and the last soldier on the wall.

Outer-dimensional Being (NPC'd):

Doras moves up and summons a ligma ball out of thin air...


and tosses it at the disrupted rebel leader.


Again, he seems to be doing just fine!

Kills and Points:

Coalition: 24
Lietuvans: 17

Wilhelm Blazkowicz: 1/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Abigél Erös: 3/3 HP
Leonas Žemaitis: 3/3 HP
Małgorzata Sadow: 3/3 HP

Polish Infiltrator: 2/2 HP
Rebel Engineer: 1/2 HP
Smok Tank: 0/6 SP
Calcifier Trike: 4/5 SP
Toldi Hardsuit: 2/2 SP
Superalfons: 7/7 SP

Tadas the Infernal: 0/3 HP
High Paladin Gintaras: 3/3 HP
Valdas Braggus: 3/3 HP (0/5 SP)
Vytautas Blinda: 3/3 HP
Doras the Exploras: 4/4 HP

Lietuvan Engineer: 2/2 HP
Red Knight Hardsuit: 0/2 SP
Ceres Armoured Car: 5/5 SP
Artemis Tank: 6/6 SP

Overwatch:




SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 4 NOW!

[ninja_bait]

You're still showing tadas as 3/3 hp??  Looks like I'm down to the tank and a couple Marines?

[Duerer]

Dang, I knew I forgot someone! But yeah, you still have two marines and the tank. Aside from the jammed gun, the tank is unharmed.

[ninja_bait]

Dang, I knew I forgot someone! But yeah, you still have two marines and the tank. Aside from the jammed gun, the tank is unharmed.

[RunsWithLegos]

Blazkowicz is BACK baby!
Yeeehaw!

[Falk]

RIP MechaBraggus

[baconquistador]

Blazkowicz is BACK baby!
Yeeehaw!

You're welcome, kind of. The only thing better than killing your hero once.

[Kaplan]

This battle is awesome!  

[Imic]

Might I take the npc’d bunch?

[Duerer]

Yup, you may take the Outer-dimensional Being. You are allied with the other Lietuvan factions. Here are his stats:

Doras the Exploras
Skill: 1d10    Move: 7"    Armour: 2d8        HP: 4        Notes: Hero (Outer-dimensional being)
Equipment:
2x Rending Claws:
Range: CC    UR: 2        Damage: 1 Skill die        Notes: No parry
Ligma Balls
Range: 10"    UR: 3        Damage: 1d8 Explosive

Send orders via PM, either forum or chat.

[Duerer]

Still need orders from Natalya and motorhead fan.