One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

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One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby Duerer » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:22 am

Initiative Order (determined by d20):
19 - Battlegroup Gintaras (baconquistador)
18 (7) - Poles (RunsWithLegos)
18 (3) - Blinda's Honour Guard (Natalya)
13 - Battlegroup Tadas (ninja_bait)
12 - Magyars (ImeantToDoThat)
11 - Presidential Pussy Wagon (motorhead fan)
10 (17) - Battlegroup Braggus (Falk)
10 (3) - Lietuvan Rebels (Archduke)
8 - Imperial Magikstrate (RedRover)
2 - Outer-dimensional Being (Imic)

Battlegroup Gintaras (baconquistador):
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The single soldier on the right side of the wall fires at the rebel leader but fails to do any damage.
Gintaras moves up and attempts to sacrifice Leonas, only to realize that he is out of range (FEAT CANCELLED).

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The armoured truck and the AT cannon combine fire on the Toldi but fail to do any damage. On top of that, one of the car's MGs need to be reloaded.

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Two soldiers fire at the Poles but miss. The other two unjam their guns.

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The engineer rushes to the tank but is slightly out of range to do any fixes.

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The gunners lob their last shell into the mortar and...

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*BA-DA-BOOM*
...blow themselves into oblivion due to a crit-fail.

Poles (RunsWithLegos):
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The Infiltrator fires a bug at the flame turret but fails to hack into its targeting system.

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The Liquefier manages to set one marine on fire but also blew himself up due to a crit-fail.
BJ and a soldier fire at the flame turret but fail to deal any damage.

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Wilhelm Blazkowicz: "Eat Polish Steel, bastards!"
He said as he tried to hurl the tanks turret at the enemy.

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But unfortunately only managed to squish himself. There goes his second chance (FEAT CRITICALLY FAILED).

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The other soldiers move up and kill a soldier on the wall. The sarge unjams his pistol.
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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby Duerer » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:45 am

Blinda's Honour Guard (Natalya):
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Vytautas Blinda: "This is your end, rebel scum!"
Blinda and his men drown the disrupted rebel leader in plasma fire who survives with a single HP remaining!

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Vytautas Blinda: "Amanda Huggenkiss, now is the right time!"
Blinda calls for a secret agent among the Lietuvan rebels to strike at their 'comrades'.

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But it turns out, that the traitor already died during the mortar shell explosion last turn...

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Leonas Žemaitis: "One we're done here and lock you up for good, there'll be a lot of 'Menda Huggenkiss waiting just for you!"
After that burn, no one seems to shit their bed upon Blinda's sight any more (FEAT FAILED, BLINDA LOSES HIS AURA OF INTIMIDATION).

Battlegroup Tadas (ninja_bait):
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The flames on the marine proceed to spread.

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Nevertheless, both marines manage to fry a Pole.

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The tank gun unjams.

Magyars (ImeantToDoThat):
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The Toldi moves up to the rock and fires at Doras, being the only thing at sight. He chips off 1 HP from the beast (3 remaining).

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The archers move up into the hole...

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...and take out the soldier and one of the honour guards.

Presidential Pussy Wagon (motorhead fan):
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The Superalfons rams the wall with quite some momentum but ultimately fails to make a dent.

Battlegroup Braggus (Falk):
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Braggus mans a horse and joins another knight at slicing up two IM soldiers.

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The leaderless horses leave the battlefield to make it less crowded.
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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby Duerer » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:58 am

Lietuvan Rebels (Archduke):
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The two rebels stand up and move up as far as they can.

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The engineer attempts to fix the tank but to no avail.

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Leonas was about to fire at the house to make it collapse on the enemy but realized that no weak spot was to be found and his gun wasn't an explosive one (FEAT CANCELLED).
A shot at Gintaras misses.

Imperial Magikstrate (RedRover):
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The trike reloads one MG while jamming another one. Hieronymus strikes at the last knight killing him. The soldiers fire at Braggus and bring him down to his last HP, while also jamming 2 guns.

Outer-dimensional Being (Imic):
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Doras the Exploras: "This might help you out a bit."
Doras attempts to buff his allies with outer-dimensional magic...

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But only managed to kill two honour guards with a ligma ball, while dealing one HP damage to Gintaras (2 remaining)(FEAT CRITICALLY FAILED).

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Vytautas Blinda: "Dude, whose side are you on, anyway?!"
Doras the Exploras: "Look, I'm terribly sorry! I still have to get used to these powers, okay?"

Kills and Points:
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Coalition: 32
Lietuvans: 22

Wilhelm Blazkowicz: 0/3 HP
Hieronymus the Warden: 3/3 HP
Abigél Erös: 3/3 HP
Leonas Žemaitis: 1/3 HP
Małgorzata Sadow: 3/3 HP

Polish Infiltrator: 2/2 HP
Rebel Engineer: 1/2 HP
Smok Tank: 0/6 SP
Calcifier Trike: 4/5 SP
Toldi Hardsuit: 2/2 SP
Superalfons: 7/7 SP

Tadas the Infernal: 0/3 HP
High Paladin Gintaras: 2/3 HP
Valdas Braggus: 1/3 HP (0/5 SP)
Vytautas Blinda: 3/3 HP
Doras the Exploras: 3/4 HP

Lietuvan Engineer: 2/2 HP
Red Knight Hardsuit: 0/2 SP
Ceres Armoured Car: 5/5 SP
Artemis Tank: 6/6 SP

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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:41 am

Wow you weren't kidding about the fails...
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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby Duerer » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:02 am

CORRECTION:
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The two marines on top of the wall move down because I forgot to do so in their turn.

NEW OVERVIEW:
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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:06 am

tanks bruv
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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby Craigallot » Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:29 am

So much fail.  :lol:
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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby Duerer » Sat Sep 15, 2018 12:05 am

Still need orders from Imic and Natalya.
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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby Craigallot » Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:08 am

The white knight has seemed pretty ineffective in three battles in a row so far. Is it just bad luck?
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Re: One Shot At Glory (TURN 4)

Postby Kommander Ken » Sat Sep 15, 2018 9:41 am

Maybe he should stop white-knighting people.  :phil:
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