[HPH18] The Buttifakt

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[HPH18] The Buttifakt

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:23 am

motorhead fan wrote:Image
MORE BUTT STUFF IS REQUIRED!
MORE BUTT STUFF IS REQUIRED!
MORE BUTT STUFF IS REQUIRED!
MORE BUTT STUFF IS REQUIRED!


Kastrenzo thought he could change the brikverse for the better.  Instead, he rent the baseplates of space asunder, creating at the center of the galaxy a huge sphincter, and at the center of the sphincter, the planet Butt, and on the planet Butt the most valuable artifact of all time, the Buttifakt, appeared.  AKA the Fartifakt, or the Buttnomikon.  It is believed that whole realities can be pooted from it.

Again, it is Kastrenzo's fault you look upon it today.

It is currently in the control of the Dorling-Kindersley Shard, and he tells me its secrets may be revealed for the annual Hellhunt.  Should you be interested in sending an expedition to meet the Buttnomikon, let me know what faction you will send and I will see about including it in the battle.

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The Fartifakt gets even better when you put it on its altar, but that bumps the part count too high.  Below the spoiler is unjudged content.
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The Buttifakt itself is 100 parts and the altar is an additional 68 parts.  This is all the parts together
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Re: [HPH2018] The Buttifakt

Postby Darkstorm » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:18 pm

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Re: [HPH2018] The Buttifakt

Postby Kommander Ken » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:22 pm

He makes Buttifakts and Buttifakt accesories.
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Re: [HPH2018] The Buttifakt

Postby Darkstorm » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:26 pm

ninja_bait wrote:Should you be interested in sending an expedition to meet the Buttnomikon, let me know what faction you will send and I will see about including it in the battle.

You could try for a Darkstorm cameo plus some nyctomancers, as I see you already have black heads. Just go for as black as possible for the figs, with black heads. I finally did the 'shard' thing where cameos are a lot easier since everyone can have their own (but still my faction) Darkstorm. Have fun with 'em if you want. :studgod:
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Re: [HPH2018] The Buttifakt

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:34 am

ninja_bait wrote:Should you be interested in sending an expedition to meet the Buttnomikon, let me know what faction you will send and I will see about including it in the battle.

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Re: [HPH2018] The Buttifakt

Postby Duerer » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:55 am

ninja_bait wrote:Should you be interested in sending an expedition to meet the Buttnomikon, let me know what faction you will send and I will see about including it in the battle.


In case you missed it, I wanna join as either the Unified Republik of Poland or the Republik of Magyar, whichever is easier for you to do.
Here are a few shots of my troops:
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ImageMagyar Infantry by Śląski Hutas, on Flickr

In case you wanna do cavalry as well:
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Hussar and Elite Hussar dismounted

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Elite Hussar on pegasus (normal ones on unwinged horses)
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Re: [HPH18] The Buttifakt

Postby Falk » Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:30 pm

Style - 10
Substance - 8
Photography - 8
Story - 10

I wanna touch the butt. I'm confused which parts are from the butt and which are extra. The background is a bit distracting.
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Re: [HPH18] The Buttifakt

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:17 pm

Style: 10/10
Substance: 9/10
Photography: 9/10
Comments: Great work here. What did Kastrenzo do again? Also, why is the shard named after DK publishing? :wtc:
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Re: [HPH18] The Buttifakt

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:31 pm

DK Warhead comes off the cover of Brikwars: The Visual Dictionary.

Kast tried to rewrite the Brikverse.  Instead, Stubby said there should be a buttifakt of planet butt.
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Re: [HPH18] The Buttifakt

Postby RedRover » Sat Oct 06, 2018 12:35 pm

Style - 10
Substance - 10
Photography - 9
Story - 11

Dat booty doe
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