[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Scribonius » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:56 pm

RedRover wrote:Assholes


Well, yes, that is what you're plugging the butts into.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Duerer » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:58 pm

Correctly assessed.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:13 pm

Are we posting orders or PMing them?
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:15 pm

TheCraigfulOne wrote:Are we posting orders or PMing them?

user's choice
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:30 pm

My dudes all pick up Briks, set them on fire with the torches next to the door, and save response actions.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:51 pm

TheCraigfulOne wrote:My dudes all pick up Briks, set them on fire with the torches next to the door, and save response actions.

What could go wrong?

Parts are still on schedule to arrive Friday; still need orders from Colette, Motorhead Fan, Archduke, Zupponn, and BriksCraig.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby motorhead fan » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:03 am

I want my guys to all kick collettes robots over.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby negacolette » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:43 am

motorhead fan wrote:I want my guys to all kick collettes robots over.

YOUR DECISION PLEASES ME
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Brikguy0410 » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:13 am

Not entirely sure yet, but I think I like Colette’s Bizarro nemesis better than regular Colette.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Colette » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:12 pm

negacolette wrote:
motorhead fan wrote:I want my guys to all kick collettes robots over.

YOUR DECISION PLEASES ME

I politely disagree.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby dilanski » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:06 pm

Colette wrote:
negacolette wrote:
motorhead fan wrote:I want my guys to all kick collettes robots over.

YOUR DECISION PLEASES ME

I politely disagree.


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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:18 pm

Portraits prior to the mayhem:
darkstorm, danes, gge, dsm
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trattoria, phaleks, luchardsko, brootalz
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galacia, IM, c500, rhamphonauts
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classic castle, galacia
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Space pirates, shitgoats, menagerie of julien
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brittannia, space austria, space norway
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m-throne, children of dew, rarcom, parrot people
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assyria, poland, nssr/stfu
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:03 pm

TURN ONE

There are a lot of photos so I'm going to use a smaller size.  Bite my yellow plastic ass, Falk.

The DSM's grab bricks and head through the portal door.
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They pop out just behind the julien guys
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And bludgeon one to death.
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The GGE gathers bricks of their own.
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They all make failed attack attempts on this one Dane, including a thrown brick.
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The Danes respond by pulping a GGE soldier.
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This one Dane starts piling up bricks.
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The others contribute their bloodied 2x2's.
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The Darkstorm guys attempt to butt the Brootalz with their butts, in the spirit of the event.
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Got one!
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This guy gets a brick.
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The Brootalz gather bricks, one trying to steal the white one from the Darkstorm guy.
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This Brootal tries to Footalize a Darkstorm guy.
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Critfail! "JUS' WAIT THERR YOU GIT, I'LL SHUV MAH FUT UP UR ASS SO FAR," he yells from the ground
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Darkstorm guy plays successful keepaway.  "OI GIV DAT HERE YA NORMIE," yells the frustrated Broot.
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The Luchardskoans gather bricks.
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One pulps a Brootal's face.
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The other fails to kill a Phalek.
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The Phaleks try to kick over the Trattorian drones.
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It's a no.
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The Trattorians respond with a Radio City Music Hall Rockettes kick.
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The Phaleks go phlying (heh).
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The Rhamphonauts take defensive positions around the butt torch on the butte (heh).
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The Counciliar Infantry sprints to the fusebox.
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The Imperial Magikstrate surrounds one Galacian.
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RIIIIIIIII
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IIIIIIIIP!
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One Galacian runs as fast as he can to the fusebox.
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The other shoves down one of the IM guys.  "Cyka Blyat!"
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Then beats it toward his bud.
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The Classic Castle Bois pick up one red brick.
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They make their way to the portal.
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They appear on the left side.
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The Menagerie of Julien guys pick up a yellow brick and begin walking peacefully toward the butte.
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"Surprise, Mutherfucker!"
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It's super effective!
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The Shitgoats gather up bricks and try to take out the DSM's to claim the portal door.
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One successfully kills Benny with the hurled yellow brick.
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The Space Pirates attempt to push their way through to use the portal but get tangled up in the crowd.
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Space Norway builds a small fortification.
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Space Austria guy touches the Butt torch, but nothing happens.  They're just there for decoration.   :mystery:
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The others try to strangle a Brittannian, but fail.
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The Brittannians pick up bricks and set them on fire.  I guess the torches are good for something.   :mystery:
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The parrot people pick up a brick separator I left on the table by accident.
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They separate this RARCom guy from his butt.
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The RARCom guys pick up bricks and unsuccessfully attack the Children of Dew
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I took a picture of their failure for you to laugh at.
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The Children of Dew respond with an equally feeble attack.
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M-Throne guy attacks with his brick.
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It's a successful kill!  The other Tharcans come to grab the butt and his brick.
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The NSSR gangs up on a Child of Dew.
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They murder him with the power of teamwork: two guys fail and let the third do all the work.
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The Poles and Assyrians look at each other awkwardly.  "So, how's that Lietuvan liberation going?"
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The Poles race out to pick up bricks.
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Then they make a failed attack on the Assyrians. "Not well, I gather."
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The Assyrians gather bricks of their own and head to the portal.
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A clusterfuck blocks their path.
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Wide Bagle speaks.
"I don't understand what you people think you can accomplish.  I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH THE BUTT AND I'M RIGHT NEXT TO IT.  It's too high up.  Incredible Robot Army, just kill these losers because their lives are futile, like mine."
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The Roger-Rogers spread out.
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They kill a GGE dude.
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They kill a C500 dude.
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THE BUTTNOMIKON SPEAKS
"Shut up, Wheat Eggo."
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The magic of the Buttnomikon touches the fertile 2x2's, and all the bricks that killed someone turn into weapons.
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"I could have done that any time I had wanted to, but then all my guys would have huge miniguns and just murdered you all.  Anyway, I didn't bother because I had a hangnail."
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Overwatch:
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The next turn will be resolved clockwise starting from the right.  I warned you that I would be running a turn daily, so that starts now.  Good luck getting your orders in - I got all but 2 this round and expect that to just get worse and worse.  Prove me wrong!  You can give me standing orders as well to use in lieu of a current order.

Oh yeah, also there will be a team respawn.  1 per team.  The first team eliminated gets a special something.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:48 pm

I absolutely love these massive meta battles that show up every so often. This one is going great, hilarious and awesome. :studgod:
I take it those things on my back are just decorative? My guys use their flaming briks/backpack weapons to kill the Space Austrians. They then call out to their buddy in the red bin above to come out and join the fun (trollzy I know, but hey,  :sparta: ).
Standing orders if I ever miss them are to stay together, target lone enemies and not groups, and pick up better weapons.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby RedRover » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:52 pm

Continue to rip people apart and look for weapons inside their dismembered bits
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