[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Zahru II » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:21 am

Storm the GGE guy with the big gun and mob him. Then pick up said gun.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:12 am

TheCraigfulOne wrote:They then call out to their buddy in the red bin above to come out and join the fun (trollzy I know, but hey,  :sparta: ).


Aw, fuck me.  I should stop leaving things near the battlefield...
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Scribonius » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:02 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
TheCraigfulOne wrote:They then call out to their buddy in the red bin above to come out and join the fun (trollzy I know, but hey,  :sparta: ).


Aw, fuck me.  I should stop leaving things near the battlefield...


Why? It makes for GREAT comedy! "The parrot people pick up a brick separator I left on the table..." Seriously I had to stop reading for almost three minutes, I was laughing so hard!

The Menagerie survivors are surrounded, butt not de-butt-ed! They are going to try taking the butts off of the Ass-Tree torch thing nearest to them. If we have to, we will use the butts as cheeky butt-weapons to re-butt-le against any attackers, butt really we're looking for butt-fuses for the butt-plugs in the fuse-box.

NEW CHALLENGE!!!Yes, I was trying to see how many times I could work the word 'butt' into my orders in a logical manner. That makes 9 times. 10, if you count the word 'Ass' from 'Ass-Tree.' Can anyone top that?  :warhead:
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Darkstorm » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:40 pm

can't wait for more madnass, butt i guess i'll wait

side note: we need to rename ninja_bait as craig_butt. I bestow upon thee this nickname.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Zupponn » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:00 pm

Try to shove blocks up the NSSR's butts for mASSive damage.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:46 am

Round Two

The Poles gang up on the NSSR guy with a gun.
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WHOA!  Three nines!
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A devastating hit.
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Now the Poles have the gun.
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The NSSR responds with a butt attack.
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Now no one has the gun.
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The Children of Dew attempt to shove bricks up the NSSR's butt.
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Woof!  Must have hit that guy's prostate, I guess.
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The remaining RARCom guy duel-wields bricks and attacks the Child of Dew.
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Another kill!
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The M-Thronians attempt to kill a Parrot Person, but fail embarrassingly.
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In shame, they start walking toward the fuse box.
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The Brittannians attack the lone Space Austrian, but fail.  One guy sets himself on fire.
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But wait, what's this??
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A Heavy Weapons Guy appears from the bin of many things, and guns down the two roger-rogers!
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Their bits scatter across the floor.
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This enrages Wiggle Iggle.  "UGH, DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT MY HUGE ROBOTS OUT OF A BIN, BECAUSE I CAN'T, because I ran out of toilet paper and can't get more because I don't know the width of my toilet paper holder."
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Wobbly Egg pushes the Brittannian back into the bin.
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The act is excruciatingly painful for both of them.
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The Parrot People attach a brick to their brick separator and charge the Austrians.
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This kills an Austrian and disrupts the other.
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The lone Austrian kills the flaming Brittannian.
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The other Austrian tries to flee the horror bearing down on him.
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The Finns improve their fortifications.
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The Space Pirates grab a gun and some butts and kill a Shitgoat and the last DSM.
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The Shitgoats attack the pirates but do no damage.
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In addition, they barricade the portal door with bodies.
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Trapped in the portal void, the Assyrians assemble their bricks to make a battering ram.
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Something is happening!
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The bricks reform into a shark!
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER SHITGOAT!
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The Assyrians burst through the portal, scattering the barricade and disrupting the pirates and Shitgoats.
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The Julien guys go and pluck butts from the tree.
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The Galacians grab a butt from the dead C500 guy and plug it in.
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A yellow light turns on, indicating that there is one butt of a correct color, but in the wrong position!
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The other Galacian moves the butt over, but the light does not turn green.
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The C500 grabs butts off their tree.
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They plug in a dark grey butt.
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A green light turns on, indicating that one butt is now correct.
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This activates the leftmost staircase.
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The other guy plugs a blue butt in.
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Now there are two yellow lights, indicating that two butts are the correct color but in the wrong positions.
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The Rhamphonauts try to kill the C500 guy, but like, don't.
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The IM looks for guns inside the Galacian's body parts.  There aren't any.
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Perhaps the guns are inside someone else's body?
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Nope.
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The Phaleks try to kick over the Trattorians again.
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Another No.
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The Trattorians steal the Phalek hats and hit them with them.
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One kill!
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The successful drone dons his hat and picks up a brick.
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A Luchardskoan tries to use his grenade launcher on the Danes but critfails, blowing himself up instead.
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The others grab the gun and try to kill Phaleks but phail.
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"LEMME SHOW U HOW TO USE A SHOOTA YA BLU GIT!"
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"OOF!"
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"JUST U WAIT I'LL KILL U SO HARD AND ALSO UR MUM!"
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"BROOOOOTAAAAAALZ!"
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*dodge*
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*crash*
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Darkstorm awkwardly engages the Danes.
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The Danes respond with guns that do no damage.
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Then they begin climbing the stairs to the Buttnomikon.
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The GGE guy is not pleased by this, and he shoots a Dane dead.
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Suddenly, he is surrounded by Castley Bois!
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They roll bad rolls and accomplish nothing.
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These Roger-Rogers jam their guns.
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The Negatrons are equally ineffective.
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West Elm lies down and cradles himself, his body and mind aching from the effort put into pushing that guy over.
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The Buttnomikon Speaks!
"When Monte Cook joined pinterest, that was the first gallery he followed."
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Weapons appear out of bloodied bricks all over the map.
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The DSM's respawn.
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OVERWATCHES
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The next round will be resolved counter-clockwise from the left.
Get your orders in, I'm not kidding with the pace of this battle!  And don't forget - the more people who touch the butt, the more time we put on the Ragnaclock!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Darkstorm » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:52 am

yes this battle is great
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:56 am

I had no idea there was a space norway.

I want my guys to grab the butt torch thing and use it to set Colettes people on fire, and hopefully kill them.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Tzan » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:43 am

Wow!
That combat roll was 3 angel nines!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Sat Oct 13, 2018 11:58 am

Wasn't there some bonus for the first team eliminated?

My guys brik the Austrian to death and steal his gun, then head towards the place where people are plugging in butts (the butt plug?).
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Darkstorm » Sat Oct 13, 2018 12:10 pm

Grab that dead guy's gun if it's still there (otherwise grab an available brik) , then have my last unarmed guy grab another brik (or dropped weapon if available by my turn) over by the red bin. Attack anyone with a weapon.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Scribonius » Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:45 pm

Well, since I only have the one guy left, time to go all monster on people!

My last tricorn is carrying two butts. Ass-ault the guys who killed my other tricorn, attacking them with the butts. Let's shove these butts where the sun don't shine, or at least force them to wear the butts as HATS!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:42 pm

TheCraigfulOne wrote:Wasn't there some bonus for the first team eliminated?


Yes, but eliminated-eliminated.

motorhead fan wrote:I had no idea there was a space norway.


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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Kommander Ken » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:14 pm

This battle is pure gold.  :lol:
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Zupponn » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:29 pm

Crack open a cold one with the boys. (And by boys I mean all of the minifigs in the area)
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