[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:32 pm

Scribonius wrote:Um, wait, the Buttnomikon shrinks? Does this mean in order to touch it we have to catch Dark Fleebnork, or can we still just touch whatever is left of it on the butt(e)?

Yeah the altar has no power on its own.  As comedic as it would be for the buttnomikon to stay full size when you steal it, it would also be impossible to stage any photos.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Zupponn » Sat Oct 20, 2018 8:54 am

Climb up the stairs and knock them down behind us.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby BriksKrieg » Sat Oct 20, 2018 4:55 pm

I've been busy and forgot to submit orders. Whoops. Ill be on discord and can give orders today!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Mesostopholes » Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:00 pm

Heh, I have been gone aswell, but I will send in orders for whatever turn I can.

TRY TO FIND SOME DAMN RANGED WEAPONS AND SHOOT THAT ARTHOPOD....

Flebnorks are arthopods right?

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Tzan » Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:39 pm

You're missing an "r"
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Mesostopholes » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:43 am

Tzan wrote:You're missing an "r"


meh in hindsight athropod sounds kinda cool :3
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Tzan » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:10 am

Yore still missing an "r"
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby TheGuyRightBehindYou » Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:05 pm

What the fuck is happening :wtc:
..............................keep going :omnom:
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Mesostopholes » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:10 pm

Tzan wrote:Yore still missing an "r"

Meso.exe has stopped working
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Tzan » Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:31 am

All our thoughts and prayers for the swift recovery of your processes.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Kastrenzo » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:38 pm

I want the major to throw an enemy into wet bagel and send them both into the basement, I also want him to tell wet bagel not to come out of the basement until he's got a job
This heroic speech may inspire other minifigs to fight better.... but it will undoubtedbly send Wet bagel into a rage of excuses

I  want the other guy to dive off the platform and shoot at someone,  any enemy. Do it
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:25 am

Round Six, Part One

The GGE gathers up weapons
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They shoot blasts wildly, failing to kill anyone.
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The IM troops move up and shoot at the flying Fleebnork, but do minimal damage.
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The Assyrians similarly struggle.
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The remaining Pole takes out Greg Grunberg.
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Then he advances to the stairs.
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The Menagerie also moves up, accomplishes nothing of note.
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Great Dane jumps up onto Timothy, saying, "Mere medvind på cykelstierne, bedre vejr, indefrosne dyrtidsportioner skal udbetales i rutebiler!"
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He lands a solid hit on the brick separator, bringing it down a couple size points.
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The M-Thronian starts a sprint.
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Unfortunately, he miscalculates.  Also, somehow I forgot that the Buttnomikon is no longer at the altar.   :mystery:
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The Brittanian steals weapons from the prone pirate.
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But he messes up the kill.  "That tickles!" laughs the pirate.
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RARCom picks themselves up and fans out.
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They take out a Julien guy.
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They gore a Brittanian.
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And they frag a Finn.
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The Pirate picks himself up and retrieves his weapons.
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He guts another Finn.
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The Children of Dew reach the top of the stairs.
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They destroy it behind them.
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The C500 guys combine their legs into a superior weapon.
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With this powerful tool, they kill the last Luchardskoan.
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The armored pirate considers the strange sight ahead of him.
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da fuq?
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Green pirate gets the gun from the dead shitgoat.
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He kills an NSSR guy with it.
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Anyway, the other pirate gets back onto the stairs, trying to blend in.
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The Brootalz construct powerful weapons from blood and fire.
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They bludgeon a NSSR guy to death.  "IT"S DA CIRCLE OF DEATH!"
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The Darkstorms squeeze the Rhamphonaut to death.
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The last NSSR guy tries to pull someone off the stairs.
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His hands fall off instead.
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Party wipes this round so far:
Brittannia
Luchardsko
Rhamphonauts

To be continued...
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby RedRover » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:48 am

IM focus fires on anyone with the buttifact unless they are a teammate
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Archduke » Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:43 pm

change my orders to grabbing a gun and the mini-butt
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Zupponn » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:09 pm

Grab the guns.  All the guns.
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