[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:15 pm

I'd like to apologize for missing so many orders, I was sick and also [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]. Sorry about that, I see my guys failed like five times to kill anyone while I was gone.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Falk » Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:01 pm

I respawn. Then I shoot people with my guns. No grenades this time, I don’t want to kill any more of my guys.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:37 am

Turn Six, Continued

The last Shitgoat puts his door down on the bridge.
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Then he wanders into the middle of the Big Butte, really not able to do anything.
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The Trattorians move forward, Mr. Hat Drone picking up another brick on the way.
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The Phalek goes to take over a Butt Gun.
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He plugs in his torso and feels the power coursing through his colon.
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He then shoots out wildly into the battlefield, hitting nothing.
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The Galacian runs to the edge of the Butte, shoving the Children of Dew out of the way.
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He makes a diving leap, and shoots at a RARCom agent.
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As he crashes to the ground, he sees that the agent is unharmed by his shot.
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The Parrot People take over the other Butt Gun.
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It kills an MoJ guy.
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The other Parrot Person removes the Phalek from the gun.  Note that this does not kill the Phalek, for some reason.
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He kills the Galacian on the ground.
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The Castle Bois unleash their firepower against the brick separator.
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With the help of some Bennies, they send Dark Fleebnork crashing to the ground.
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Squire Timmy steps over the Phalek, his target in sight.
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He swings his sword just the way Sir Roho taught him, cleaving the grey parrot from the gun and blowing the gun to bits.
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His trusty fish lands on the other parrot...
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...and explodes, killing it.
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Dark Fleebnork unleashes the power of the Buttnomikon against Major booty bothered.
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With the power of "Having a funnier heroic feat planned," Major booty bothered blocks the shit onslaught.
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He skewers the disrupted M-Thronian and prepares to throw it at his old pal, Wet Bagel.  "Get a job, loser!"
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"I can't because [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]!" Wiggle Iggle shrieks as he tumbles into the void again.
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Negatron reemerges from the void, wielding ??THE OTHER BUTTNOMIKON??  I guess there are two, now?  :mystery:
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He uses it to destroy a Child of Dew.
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The corpse of the other Negatron becomes a viral YouTube star.
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"I could have pulled out the other Buttnomikon but I was too busy setting up the YouTube channel but I couldn't become a viral star because that corpse kept getting in my frame but I couldn't move it because I couldn't press f to pay respects because there was a dorito crumb under the key but I couldn't get it out because the whole keyboard was stuck under the Buttnomikon," Wortborgle mutters to himself.
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Timothy blocks the bridge, easily tossing the Assyrians off the Butte.
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Respawns:
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(Major booty bothered: "You're kidding, right?")
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(dunno where the last guy's hat wandered off too)

The skellies idle on the edge of the map waiting for Bfenix to show up...
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Oh shoot, I forgot this guy.
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He rushes forward to touch the butt.
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He becomes the Austrian Hero Louise Fort Drake!
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Ready for Turn 7 orders!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:41 am

TheCraigfulOne wrote:I'd like to apologize for missing so many orders, I was sick and also [WHITEAGLE PROBLEMS]. Sorry about that, I see my guys failed like five times to kill anyone while I was gone.

Well, if you're feeling better, your men are back in the fight and closer than ever to the Buttnomikon!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby motorhead fan » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:16 pm

Hello,

I would like my guy to tear that bird off of that guys head and use it to kill ever other minifig on the battlefield, then jump into the butt,

thanks.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Darkstorm » Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:25 pm

RUN TO THE BUTT
TOUCH IT
move anyone else out of the way, preferably with force
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Oct 26, 2018 2:42 pm

:wtc:
This forum battle is insane
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Archduke » Fri Oct 26, 2018 4:24 pm

Kill the buttholder and anyone else nearby
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Kastrenzo » Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:02 pm

I want the Major to stab timotht *or whatever that robots name is* up the butthole from behind with both swords.

I want the other guy to drop his weapon and attempt to beat someone to death with a gibbed body part like a leg or butt
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:35 pm

One of my guys sprints and touches the butt, the others try and collapse the bridge that Timothy and the IM are on.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Scribonius » Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:20 pm

I only have one dude left?

TOUCH THE BUTT!!! Seriously, run fast, run far, and TOUCH THE BUTT!!!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Zupponn » Fri Oct 26, 2018 10:25 pm

Zupponn wrote:Grab the guns.  All the guns.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby Kommander Ken » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:41 pm

Crafting bludgeons from blood and fire like  :666:
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:34 pm

ROUND SEVEN!
FIGHT!


First off, I'm adding a little sub contest: suggest battle music for this battle, I will pick the best, and you will receive a small award in-game.  For example, I propose:


Now on with the show!

The Space Pirates start the round off by eliminating the NSSR (no respawns remaining)
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The other Pirate makes his way up to the Butt.
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The Brootalz gang up on the Darkstormers.  "TAKE THIS YA BLACK GITS!"  "ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT?"
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They kill one Darkstormer but one Brootal tumbles off the stairs, losing his weapon.
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The remaining Darkstormer makes his way to the Butt, shoving the pirate aside.
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Yesssss... Butt....
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The Council of 500 attempts an epic sprint.
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Nope.
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The remaining Finn picks up the Negatron Blaster.
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He shoots at the third Space Pirate.
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He gets a good kill!
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RARCom spreads out.
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A couple guns explode.
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The third one tries to kill the last MoJ, but his damage isn't high enough.
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MoJ guy makes a run at the Buttnomikon.
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He gets to touch it!
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The Assyrians try to kill the RARCom agent.
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One gun explodes.
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The other Assyrian goes up the stairs.
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The GGE surrounds the Pole on the stairs.
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Their combined attack is devastating.
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They move up the stairs behind the IM.
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The Assyrian's shark questions the meaning of life.
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This is a picture of the Imperial Magikstrate.
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They sneak past Timothy.
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They attempt to kill Dark Fleebnork but his armor is just enough to survive the attack.
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The Trattorian Drone kills Negatron with his brick.
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Trattoria now controls the Buttnomikon!
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Major B.utthurt leans backwards and stabs into Timothy's butthole.
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There is an explosion as Timothy's form changes.
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"Thank you for freeing me from my centuries of bondage!  Please accept this hug as payment!"
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"No hugs."
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Great Dane attempts to kill the MoJ guy before he can become a hero, but it appears he is protected by plot armor!
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Squire Timmy attacks Dark Fleebnork, but the Buttnomikon throws up a Shit Shield to protect its wielder.
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The recoil sends Timmy to the ground.
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The other Castle Bois attack the solo Shitgoat ( 8) )
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He dies in a geyser of blood.
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Louise attacks Dark Fleebnork.
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After a short fight, she triumphantly holds up the Buttnomikon and Dark Fleebnork's head.
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The Rhamphonauts slaughter the Trattorians, taking over the Big Buttnomikon.
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This one stumbles into the void.
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The Luchardskoans gang up on Louise Fort Drake.
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Their combined fire is precise and deadly.
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The Luchardskoans now control the small Buttnomikon.
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The M-Thronians gang up on the Luchardskoans, escalating the passive aggression between Ninja_bait and Falk. (2 kills.)
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The Brittannian makes a running leap at the Buttnomikon.
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He manages to land on it.
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The rest of his squad fires on the rainbow bridge.
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The bridge is partly damaged.
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The Phalek picks up a Parrot Person head.  "What's that, polly?  I should kill all the people around me?"  He murders a Child of Dew.
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Then he dives to touch the butt.
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The last Child of Dew also touches the butt.
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He then picks up the fallen Luchardskoan rifles and fires uselessly at the Castle Bois.
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This guy becomes the hero Darkerstorm
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The Luchardskoan becomes the hero Blue Merc.
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This guy becomes the hero Adequate Dalek.
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The Trattorians respawn with their hero Interdimensionoid.
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The Rhamphonauts receive the hero Red Barbarian.
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The MoJ gets the famous folk hero Jacques Splat!
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The Shitgoats respawn.
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The Space Pirate Captain Rexx Coltoran appears below the Butte with his trusted pal Monkey Two-Guns.
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Louise Fort Drake respawns with two Austrian Clerics.
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Captain Colliedog represents for Brittannia.
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Dark Fleebnork reappears, armed with a large head separator.
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The last Child of Dew becomes the Almighty Benny Gesserit.
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The Poles respawn.
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"Is this the fucking RC corner or something?"
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West Elm crawls out of the bin of many things, pondering what excuses he will use for literally doing nothing this round.
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The Skellies continue to wait for BFenix's orders.
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I hope to run at least part of the next round Monday evening so try to get orders in.  Thanks!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]

Postby ninja_bait » Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:47 pm

Errata for turn 7:
The two teams without heroes that respawned this turn (Shitgoats and Poland) should have respawned with weapons.  I will make the correction to the battle and post the pics here.

I will also post the game status after turn 7 here - a lot of butt touches and party wiping going on.
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