[HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

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[HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by Archduke » Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:21 pm

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Cultist Leader: OK, so it says here that if we sacrifice these two virgins in front of this ancient portal, then Ragnablok will come to this plane of existence.

Cultist 1: Cool, Did you being the ceremonial axe?

Cultist leader: I thought you Had it


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Cultist 1: I thought I was bringing the ceremonial cleaning rag

Cultist Leader: Dammit Kevin, now I'm going to have to call in the boss, better tell him to bring along a few abominations just in case.



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Nobu: I don't think your boss is going to arrive in time

Cultist Leader: And who the negablok might you be?

Nobu: *chuckles* I am the midnight swordsman, and I have come to slay your boss and stop this ritual.
And I brought along a few friends to help me.

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Nobu has gathered 2 plumbers, an internet weeb, vulgar grandfather, and a French model to fight on his side.


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Van Hellsing and his supporters keep watch atop the wall.


Cultist Leader: You actually think you can stop us? Not once the boss shows up!


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A horde of abominations approaches the battle, the ghastly silhouettes of goblins, trolls, and skellybois dancing in the night

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The Dark Lord himself is among them, his unholy standard bearer, and 2 darkspawn following behind him.


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Some Vampires also show up

Viago: So, the guys and I decided that we should have a cool team name. We thought it would make the others think that we're cool, like "see those guys, they look cool. We should be friends with them because they look like cool guys." That's what I want them to think.
We decided to call ourselves the "Blood Brothers", although, we aren't actually brothers. It's just a name.

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Last to arrive on the field, is Principal Kirito, now in his abridged form.
Principal Kirito: I hate all of you, I hope everyone here dies.




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Nobu 's Froces - Durer

Dark Lord's Retinue & cultists - Darkstorm

Van Hellsing and soldiers - DayBoost_

Blood Brothers - Baconquistador

Principal Kirito - Ninja Bait

Abominations - Npc’d
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Re: [HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:25 pm

Principal Kirito pls

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[HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by Archduke » Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:26 pm

This is here for me to link the turns, it will be used later.
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Re: [HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by Darkstorm » Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:55 pm

Dark Lord for the Darklord :mrgreen:
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Re: [HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by Duerer » Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:04 pm

Gimme Nobu pls
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Re: [HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by baconquistador » Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:54 pm

Sure, I'll take the blood brothers, let's get twilight up in this bitch
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Re: [HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by ninja_bait » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:45 pm

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violence 1
writing 2
appeal 2

nothing but empty promises here
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Re: [HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by AZKAMAT » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:10 pm

Yeah, are us judges missing something? I'll wait up to 3 days to see if Archduke posts an explanation or something else happens. If I happen to not get back by then, then my score is the same as Ninja's.
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Re: [HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by DayBoost_ » Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:18 am

gameplay 1
photography 5
violence 1
writing 3
appeal 2

aw

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Re: [HH] BloodButts ~ a battle of references

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Nov 16, 2018 6:51 am

DayBoost_ wrote:gameplay 1
photography 5
violence 1
writing 3
appeal 2

aw
I had a physics professor whose initials were AW, and he signed all his emails that way, especially when it made the email extra sarcastic and biting. I am reminded of it now.
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