Hungry for Chaos: Final Turn [HH]

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Hungry for Chaos: Final Turn [HH]

Postby Sir Sporktimus » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:03 pm

Turn Four:

Adorribles - Nemoto-Sensei:

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Princess Petalbloom and the Lolligator make a combined attack on Lord Malvoggar, uniting the power of sparkles, pixie dust, and four-inch crocodile teeth.

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The Lolligator rips Malvoggar's head off, and the Princess gives it a happy little pat on the head. *The Robot Demons are Eliminated.*

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She then stands up on the town's fountain to claim the prize that Malvoggar dropped - the Chicken Wing of Spicy Chaos. Adorribles have the Chaos Wing.

The Star Knights - Baconquistador:

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Sir Bentley, exasperated, gets up from the ground where he was shoved last turn. Realizing he's in reach of not only his own lance, but Malvoggar's as well, he picks them both up. "Princess," he growls, "I don't think you understand..."

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"Just how HUNGRY I am!" His spinning lance maneuver slices Princess Petalbloom into brightly colored ribbons.

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Claiming the chicken wing for himself, he stands in admiration for a moment... then eats it. The Star Knights eat the Chaos Wing.

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Rumored in only the most mystical of arcane bestiaries, very few Chaos Chickens have ever been brought into existence. With OTC beaks and legs made from the souls of Minifigs, they're a terrible thing to behold. Requiring the ingredients of Chaos Spice, dead chicken, and living Minifig, they're massive and peckish aberrations best never tampered with. Now, however, Sir Bentley's armor and bones crack and break as his form grows into another - white, feathery, and fowl. *The Star Knights are Eliminated. All Hail the Chaos Chicken.*

The Crimson Eye - Kommander Ken:

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The Crimson Eye Infiltrator rolls her vehicle right past the Lolligator and the Chaos Chicken, somehow managing to avoid taking damage from either. She then waits for the Thief to hop on so they can ride out together. This is way more than either of them signed up for.

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The thief, however, has other ideas. It would impress the Eye himself if he brought back a Chaos Chicken in one piece! He kickflips onto its back, and rolls to take control of it, steering it for the horizon.

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He underestimates the incredible willpower of a Chaos Chicken, and it pulls him into its being, growing in size, strength, and its collection of cool hats.

Turn Five:

Adorribles - Nemoto-Sensei:

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The Lolligator, grieving over the loss of Princess Petalbloom, shambles over to the remains of the pagoda, and unites with the pink eldritch bricks to become a hulking mass of cuteness and cannons.

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It then proceeds to do what comes the most naturally to alligators, and rips the head off the Chaos Chicken in one savage throwdown.

The Crimson Eye - KommanderKen:

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The Crimson Eye Infiltrator decides there's no good countermeasure against the Lolligator now that it's consumed the flesh of Chaos Chicken.

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They ride off into the sunset while dramatic music plays. They'll live for another mission - and to report back to the Eye on what's happened here today. Action must be taken or the Adorribles will become an interstellar menace.

The Winner: The Lolligator - Nemoto-Sensei

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The Lolligator roars in delight as it eats the eyes off the Chaos Chicken's head. Then a message sent through the Adorrible parts of its mind take hold, and it begins a ritual it doesn't know.

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Completing the circle, the Lolligator is whisked away into the Cutieverse, where the Chaos Chicken's head shall prove of great use to the Eldorables.  

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The shopkeep goes home and starts polishing his store goods. "This might not be good for business."

Final Overviews:

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There's a massive swath of bricks and bodies spread from corner to corner over the map, but especially in the castle courtyard.

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Fallen minifigs and the living flesh of the Adorribles are spread everywhere.

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The castle walls are blown out and most of the hay is gone.

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And the courtyard is a mess of fire, hay, castle debris, a broken cart, five bodies, and some giant carrots.  :wtc:

Overall, really well played everyone! Thanks to everyone who participated! You left the board in a satisfactory state of utter carnage.   :studgod:
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Re: Hungry for Chaos: Final Turn [HH]

Postby baconquistador » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:18 pm

SO FREAKING GREAT  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Re: Hungry for Chaos: Final Turn [HH]

Postby Kommander Ken » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:55 pm

Excellent battle. I've missed seeing your unique photography, its truly a feast for the eyes.

Also RIP Crimson Eye Thief, you were the most epic.  :tiger:
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