Turn roll Order:
Space Mafia (motorhead fan):6
Agent 69 (bisbeedog):3
New Romans (NPC):1
Space Mafia (motorhead fan)
The rest of the remaining mafia stream onto the parapet. The one with the white hat clubs the pitchfork peasant to death. and the black hat guy shoots again at the rifleman, missing, so he picks up one of the dropped guns instead.
He then throws the body off of the battlements, in case it got his suit dirty.
Peasant:This is madness!
The kick sends the Peasant flying off of the wall-
-to land upon one of the swordsmen, killing them both (FEAT SUCCESS).
The rifleman fires upon the Crewman, but misses.
The axeman and the other swordsman sprint up the stairs to the parapet to counter the threat.
Jaques leaps up to the battlements to attack Boss Marley and fires his pistol, not doing enough damage for any impact and lands next to him.
Still a little bit high, the ninja-guard staggers towards where he though he saw a man in a blue suit on the roof.
Agent 69 (bisbeedog)
Agent 69: A perfect opportunity to demonstrate my famous 'box-crab' technique.
He picks up the box and takes it silently over to the edge of the roof.
Next he hides behind it, concealing his whole body-
-and vanishes into stealth mode, leaving onto a small red plate to mark his last known position. Where could he have gone? What could he be planning? When will he turn up?
Realising the danger he is in, Pierre sprints like nuts to the edge of the parapet-
-and lands safely in the straw pile, assassins creed style.
Grimly picking up discarded wrenches and swords, the unoccupied peasants follow up behind the Guards to defend the keep.
Rocketing past all of them, Molly Hatchet takes the lead in the charge, ready to kick some Mafia/Legionnaire butt.
The Peasants operating the Trebuchet load the remains of the statue's pedestal into the bucket and fires upon the Zeppelin.
It couldn't take anymore damage than that and is brought to 0 HP. It begins to combust upon impact, the little explosions becoming more and more vigorous.
The last Crewman just manages to hold onto the bowsprit.
Gradually, finally, the whole craft splits in half with screech of torn metal and sphincters.
The back half lands among the trees, knocking all the legionaries from the treetops.
The front lands on the other side of the moat, the Crewman now practically on the battlements (sorry that its a bit blurry).
New Romans (NPC)
The Crewman tries to push the seemingly invincible Rifleman from the parapet but falls on their face.
The cannon tries to fire at Molly hatchet, but the shell just smashes harmlessly into the wall, missing their target.
The Legionnaires that weren't on the trees manage to mount the vehicle.
Those from the trees that didn't die, pick up guns from their fallen colleagues and follow their brethren towards the van.
Wolfgang follows behind, clearly formulating a genius plan and analysing the battlefield.