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THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Jan 02, 2019 6:59 am

Tick Tock
Here is the Clock

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17 factions touched the Butt in the Battle of the Buttnomikon.  The clock is set at 17.

The following events serve as a prelude to Ragnablok, and they are backnumbered:

20. Colette's death destroys any remaining stability in the Brikverse - Colette

19. The Gold Sector vanishes from the Nehellenium Galaxy. - Kastrenzo

18. An advance army of Brootalz engages RC coalition forces on an unnamed planet. - Kommander Ken

The Clock has ticked down for:

17. The arrival of the Brootalz - Kommander Ken

16. Brootalz in the Magenta sector - RedRover

15. Whatever bad thing is going on in Poland right now - Duerer

14. The battle against Big Brikthulhu in Phoenician space - Darkstorm

13. Planet Julian is destroyed to prevent the local orc population from going BROOTAL. - Scribonius

12. Brootalz interrupt the filming of Space Wars IX. - Arkbrik

11. Blackrock orks meet a vanguard of Brootalz and declare an alliance. - Kommander Ken

10. Brootalz land on Medivo and murder a band of Castley Bois. - Ninja_bait

9. A voice from the past emerges in the last days of Trattoria. - Ninja_bait

8. The Devoid Sector falls to the Brootalz, putting an abrupt end to the Ecto Conflict.  A remnant of the Dwarves makes a last stand on Vígríðr Prime. - Quantumsurfer

7.The evil and demented forces of the Damned emerge on the IM planet of Horace, desecrate a sacred place, and launch a campaign against the Brikverse. - Kastrenzo

6.

5.

4.

3.

2.

1.

0.  Ragnablok

I will only tick down the clock for the start of new events, so you can make multiple soaps and battles for a single story without fear of ticking down the clock too far.
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby sahasrahla » Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:22 am

this is starting to get out of hand, can we ragnatalk about it? otherwise I'm gonna have to ragnawalk

I'm gonna ragnasock you in the face

I'd like to sell all my ragnastock, i have a feeling the market is on the verge of a real ragnashock

but i won't be really afraid until we see brickthulu's ragnacock
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:45 am

sahasrahla wrote:this is starting to get out of hand, can we ragnatalk about it? otherwise I'm gonna have to ragnawalk

I'm gonna ragnasock you in the face

I'd like to sell all my ragnastock, i have a feeling the market is on the verge of a real ragnashock

but i won't be really afraid until we see brickthulu's ragnacock


*furiously takes note of all the Ragna-puns for later use*
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby Natalya » Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:22 am

What if I'm Aragnaphobic?
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby motorhead fan » Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:01 am

So can I do a forum battle do get the clock moving?
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Jan 03, 2019 6:10 am

motorhead fan wrote:So can I do a forum battle do get the clock moving?

Yeah
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:36 pm

Good news everybody!  The Ragnaclock is halfway to midnight.
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:26 am

Added Quantumsurfer's ongoing LDD battle, Opener at Vígríðr Prime.
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby Kommander Ken » Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:26 am

You lads ain't seen nuffin' yet.
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Mar 06, 2019 11:43 am

Kommander Ken wrote:You lads ain't seen nuffin' yet.

My butthole is not ready
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby Kastrenzo » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:25 am

I shit my pants.

Also
viewtopic.php?f=33&t=17529&p=358299#p358299

The evil and demented forces of the Damned reveal themselves to the Galaxia Nehellenium, launching the first of many attacks on the Brikverse. Centered on the Imperial Magikstrate planet of Horace, desecrating a Sacred place.
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby Duerer » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:57 am

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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:31 am

Kastrenzo wrote:I shit my pants.

Also
viewtopic.php?f=33&t=17529&p=358299#p358299

The evil and demented forces of the Damned reveal themselves to the Galaxia Nehellenium, launching the first of many attacks on the Brikverse. Centered on the Imperial Magikstrate planet of Horace, desecrating a Sacred place.


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fuck, I missed an opportunity to just make the description "Kastrenzo shits his pants"
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby TheLEGObrick » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:34 pm

Wait what the hell is this stuff...?

Good thing I'm utter shite at coming up with stories for stuff so that no matter how many battles I come up with it won't affect that stuff... Though ironically I probably won't get my ass around getting battles done much before that countdown is done...
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Re: THE RAGNACLOCK

Postby ninja_bait » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:36 pm

TheLEGObrick wrote:Wait what the hell is this stuff...?

Good thing I'm utter shite at coming up with stories for stuff so that no matter how many battles I come up with it won't affect that stuff... Though ironically I probably won't get my ass around getting battles done much before that countdown is done...


Yeah just ignore this until Ragnablok ends
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