Okay I have pictures now and I'm going to post some of them here.
I had at one point found Coastguarder laying on the floor of my room, I hadn't even realized I accidentally tossed the minifig... not onto the table...
Because there was everyone everywhere else, I just placed Coastguarder in a spot that already had some stuff and didn't Disrupt him to compensate being not present on turn 1.
Anyway continuing with the... fighting stuff? Racer attacks Space Police Captain, who declares to not parry in order to be able to Counterattack.
He survives the attack just slimly and then proceeds to attack Racer.
I seem to have forgotten to roll the skill roll or to have taken a photo of it.
His attack isn't any better, and they remain in Close Combat.
Meanwhile at the other end of the place, there's... stuff happening?
Criminal attacks Shark Guy with a Heavy Weapon, while Shark Guy tries to parry with... whatever the fuck that is.
Shark Guy fails his skill roll, against Criminal's heavy attack, and rolls a pathetic 4 for Armor, meaning he gets nailed by Criminal's weapon.
However, since Shark Guy failed to parry a two handed attack with a... Random Object, it'll get knocked back out of his hands... an incredible 20 centimetres...
Thus landing straight in the face of Snowboarder...
Because it's just barely in range, the collision deals minimal damage, and even then Snowboarder just barely survives... He'll be there... until his next turn?
Criminal: "Well that went out nicely."
Next up is Imperial Soldier.
He not only sees a nice quantity of weapons but a potential target to use them on.
He grabs the swords...
And attacks Ninja.
In a desperate attempt to survive, Ninja uses the gun he picked up earlier to parry with.
While he does manage to parry, it doesn't help much because Imperial Soldier didn't come with just one weapon.
He rolls a hefty 8 of damage against Ninja's Armor of 4, outright decapitating him...
Imperial Soldier: "Highly skilled ninja my ass."
Elsewhere Fireman and Henchman are still struggling over the one weapon.
Incredibly enough they both rolled the same in an attempt to shove each other so I decided to just have them literally shove each other simultaneously...
Next to them, Assasin and Chef are putting up a fight.
Chef rolls one on his skill roll so his ranged attack is completely wasted.
Assasin thwacks Chef with the... pipe or antenna sort of weapon?
8 damage against 11 Armor isn't enough to be lethal, so Assasin follows up with... a broken table leg or something?
With a damage of 6 added on the earlier 8, Chef is just barely pummeled to death.
Assasin then grabs Chef's gun to use it instead of the shitty random object.
Elsewhere some (more) fighting is brewing up...
Snob takes a shot at shooting Janitor with his ShotGun.
While he does hit with accuracy, the damage dealt is 4 against... Armor that I apparently forgot to roll...
Also having been knocked back, Janitor collides with Viking and both fall over.
However because the impact wasn't way too heavy, neither one of them got Disrupted, allowing Janitor to propose a swift Close Combat attack against Viking.
Thanks to his Weapon being Heavy, Janitor manages to deliver Viking a wallop he ain't recovering from anytime soon.
Pirate First Mate then shoots at Snob with his pistol. Yes I know it's not a good strategy.
Don't ask me why, but for some reason I rolled the damage of the Short-Ranged Weapon with a
And even then it didn't score lethal.
Also don't ask me what is the purpose of this picture I got no idea.
After a little while Coastguarder now gets to do action I guess?
He grabs a decent lot of weapons.
And proceeds to attack the unsuspecting Cameraman.
The damage dealt doesn't kill, but Cameraman is now in Close Combat without a Close Combat Weapon, which explains his panic-like movement.
Being ready to ambush, Knight makes an attempt to surprise attack the unsuspecting Cameraman (too).
For like the first time in the entire battle, Knight gets an Overskill, and deals damage almost three times the Armor of Cameraman...
(I wonder if I should have made the body straight up explode from the damage.)
Coastguarder's facial expression is very appropriate for the occasion...
Maybe this is enough pictures of a single kill?
Nearby: Explorer literally jumps down a staircase to avoid being shot by
He lands face first onto the ground, with probably both knees busted... if he actually had any.
Not much happening over here I guess?
Well Police Officer manages to get away from Clone Trooper.
He tries to shoot Janitor but rolls a one so that the attack fucks up just about completely.
I guess that's it for the pictures this time?