Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5

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Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5

Post by Craigallot » Sun Mar 24, 2019 4:57 am

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SHITGOATS

The shitgoats roll the best initiative! Prepare to get shitgoated on!

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A shitgoat climbs the tower and attacks a guard, who holds.

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Another trooper takes a hit, but survives.

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More shitgoats start climbing.

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Chetty sees the size three explosive nearby. Without hesitation he runs over. Weaponless, Johnny is unable to stop him. CHETTY SMASH!

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BA-DOOOOM!

The base wall is shattered and falls, crushing the guy who had activated the defensive turret below it. Sadly the damage rolls are pretty mediocre and everyone else survives.

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The dungan on fire loses use of an arm but still launches himself forward, spearing a skeleton and setting another on fire, killing them both.

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More dungans go and free their poomancers. Hey, you're not supposed to eat it! Oh well.

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The poomancers then produce the brown noise, causing the last peach to violently shit himself. Sadly, it doesn't kill him.

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The brown noise also affects Flamer, who, being a mechanical, only drops some mechanical components without further consequence.

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One dungan impales himself on a spike trying to climb the tank. This clears the way for the second one, who giddily uses him as leverage. The difficult terrain just prevents him from reaching the cockpit, but he's damn close!

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5

Post by Craigallot » Sun Mar 24, 2019 5:02 am

INQUISTADORES

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Drive-by decapitation! Yaaaaahhh!

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The Hyena shoots one of its lasers (due to the damage it can't operate all of its weapons anymore), damaging the Raven mech further.

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It then turns around and blows up a skeleton with a grenade.

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Most of the other inquistadores spend their turn picking themselves up, which also takes their action because of the heavy armour. Three of them fire shots at the encroaching undead, but fail to kill any.

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5

Post by Craigallot » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:24 pm

THE BRITTANIAN LEAGUE

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The all-rounders rush in and knock down one skeleton. The armoured one survives.

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The skeleton hits back, but the all-rounder, being a melee specialist, can parry it.

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The steam gatling gunners then march forward and open fire, killing a skeleton.

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The Blue Beret shoots with her sniper rifle, missing, while the walker spots some exposed targets up on the ridge.

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It opens fire, killing the officer and a jaeger! One jaeger luckily escapes.

THE DATA CORE HAS BEEN DROPPED

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5

Post by Craigallot » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:35 pm

WARP DAEMONS

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The warp daemons open fire again, destroying the already beleaguered mech. The shots rip through the cockpit, killing the pilot as well.

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Bricks for the Brick God! The storm daemons rush forward despite the rubble in their way and smack down a planetary garrison trooper.

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As the battle raged, the shadows seemed to coalesce and morph into one. The day suddenly darkened. A Great Horned One had come! This beast from the Warp is a very unwelcome bad omen for the already beleaguered defenders.

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5

Post by Craigallot » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:44 pm

PLANETARY GARRISON

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Johanna slaps the cockpit of the fallen Raven mech with her plasma sword. Calm down, miss, it's already dead. It tried! Oh wait, it starts rolling...

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SPLUT! Two storm demons are crushed under the cockpit's weight.

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The troopers try to fight off the warp daemons, but find their armour too tough to break.

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"Tough bastards!"

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The troopers on the other side fail to kill any of the shitgoats, proving once again that bigger is indeed better. (You can also see here that one of the shitgoats was knocked from the wall by the explosion.)

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Speaking of bigger... pew pew!

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The twin lasers deal so much damage they remove Chetty from existence and tear a hole in the ground. Johnny realizes he's spent the entire round so far looking daunted at explosions.

PSYCHO DAD

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Psycho Dad fires a shot that ricochets between three skeleton warriors, striking down two of them and almost killing a third.

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5

Post by Craigallot » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:53 pm

THE WOLFPACK

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The jaeger and Wolves open fire, killing a heavy and an aeronaught trooper.

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The other Jaegers execute the blue beret on the hill.

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Johnny tries to grab a shitgoat, but his hands become slippery with dung and he's unable to do anything else for the round. "Ewww."

PEACH INFILTRATOR

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The belligerent git shoots the poomancer who made him shit himself.

FLAMER

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Flamer crit fails and spews flames wildly into the air.

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I forgot about the Psychobots earlier (Scratch I'm not sure if you sent orders for them). Harrier shoots and kills both furbeasts with deadly arc fire. Flamer is caught in the fire but survives.

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Viper and Jolt try to take out the peach infiltrator and an all-rounder, but both critfail. :tiger:

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5

Post by Craigallot » Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:06 pm

THE ARMY OF THE DAMNED

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A skeleton warrior slashes Psycho Dead, wounding him but not killing him (his armour is reduced to 6).

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The skeleton horde shambles forward, firing crossbow bolts that mostly miss or hit the armour.

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This trooper is having none of it. He decapitates two skeletons that tried to attack him.

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The skeletons in the center have the same rate of success.

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Even the custodian survives.

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Wights attack the all-rounders... and fail.

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Baron Demorte, seeing his skeleton horde is accomplishing jack shit, decides to take action.

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The broken pieces of the defeated skeletons gather together...

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The bones creak, crackle and snap as they rearrange themselves...

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... and mold into a skeleton behemoth!

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The creature tries to cleave the custodians... and misses. :roll:

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At least it got a good armour roll when the custodian retaliated.

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The baron decides to show how it's done, charges in... and misses. :lol:

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If at first you fail, fail, fail again. A unit of skeleton knights walk onto the field, joined by a magi.

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The IPD pick themselves up. Recovering from disruption, they are unable to act this turn.

++++++++++++++++OVERVIEWS++++++++++++++++

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5 - Send orders!

Post by motorhead fan » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:58 am

Hello, have I sent my orders for the next turn?

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5 - Send orders!

Post by Craigallot » Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:28 am

Yes. The last few days the weather's been nice so I've mostly been outside, but I'm sure the shitty weather will return soon, and then I will process the round.

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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5 - Send orders!

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:55 am

Craigallot wrote:
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I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
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Re: Peach Pluton Apocalypse - Round 5 - Send orders!

Post by Craigallot » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:25 am

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