Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

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Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Post by Theblackdog » Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:55 pm

Bob's Cabinet
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The Secretary of Education swaps his power saw for a Chainstaff. He's still carrying his dynamite in his other hand.

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Unfortunately, the Chainstaff is also less accurate.

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Bob smashes two Blokbots.

Royal Society
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Lincolnshire shoots at Bob, misses, and then just grabs the data chip and flies off in embarrassment.

Rogue Trattorian Drone
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The drone spins impossibly fast, lining up on the Britannian transport...

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...and rams it head-on, sacrificing itself to destroy one of the transport's engines. The transport is now limited to half speed (5").

T.L.A. Air Force
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Captain Fury: "Well, I've already stopped and dropped, so all I need to do is..."

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"...Roll!"

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Captain Fury's roll is so successful that he not only extinguishes himself, but lights the Bloxosaur and Britannian transport on fire.

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Fury sprints away from the Bloxosaur.

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The P.E.Q.U.O.D. arrives and moves forward, firing on the drill missiles and destroying one.

Britannian Air Force
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The Britannian transport's gunners fire on the Bloxosaur, and miss.

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Jeremiah rams the T.L.A. shuttle, doing 3 points of damage but losing the Siegfried in the process.

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As the Siegfried begins to fall, Jeremiah leaps from his cockpit.

Jeremiah Gottwald: "I'm not through yet! Now, you mongrel cur, I'll show you true LOYALTY-"

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"Ahhhhhh that smarts!"

Blokbots
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The Bloxosaur tries to batter the Britannian shuttle with its tiny arms, but fails to damage it.

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The Blokbots chase Bob and the Secretary of Education.

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Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:34 pm

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Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Post by Theblackdog » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:11 pm

Forgot to say, the heroes who bailed out are included in the "escape" objective.
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Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Post by Falk » Fri Apr 12, 2019 7:57 am

It’s interesting that ramming has done more damage than shooting planes
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Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Post by hacos » Fri Apr 12, 2019 11:12 am

Falk wrote:
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It’s interesting that ramming has done more damage than shooting planes
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Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Apr 12, 2019 2:07 pm

As long as the other ships blow up first, any move is on the table
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Re: Road to Ragnablok: Turn 6

Post by Theblackdog » Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:19 am

I think in future battles I'm going to reduce the armor of most aircraft to 1D10.
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