IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN EIGHT

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:34 pm

Abaddon127 wrote:
Sat Aug 31, 2019 5:05 pm
Hey Ken, I don't wish to damn you with faint praise, but this is the greatest thing I've seen this year.
Thanks!




TURN EIGHT

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"Oh yeah, there was a one of those Brootal warlords behind us wasn't there?"





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"Go ahead lads. I'm not wasting my heroic feat on that loser."





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*kachink*





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"WAAAIT."





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"I AIN'T DONE WIFF YOU IMMORTAL SCRUBZ!"





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The Immortals answer with a hail of gunfire.





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And not even Grimjaw is tanky enough to absorb the incoming damage. Grimjaw has been defeated!





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Meanwhile on the intact side of the wall, Terrorkhan struggle to take out a single grunt.





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One of them finally turns its head into green pulp.





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Another fires into the crowd below but misses.





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The lone terrorkhan on the battlefield tears into two grunts at once with his trusty OTC. "I could do this all day, greenskins!"





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Sigma shard strides toward the edge of the bunker and observes the broozer below. "We don't have the firepower to take that big motherfucker out, do we? Unless..."





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He radios in onto the Immortal battlenet.
"Blackhawk 7, this is Bigdaddy Sigma. I need a favor."
"Acknowledged Big...Bigdaddy Sigma, this is Blackhawk 7."





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"Blackhawk, I need an airstrike on a target."
"Coordinates sir?"
"Its the fucking giant walking tank. You don't need the latitude and longtitude for fuck's sake."






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"Acknowledged. Blackhawk 7 on-route."
"You're weapons-free, Blackhawk. FUCK. IT. UP!"






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"Target locked. Rocket pods armed."





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Feat failure!
"Fuck! Taking heavy fire!"





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The broozer takes out one of the dropship's engines. Killing the pilot as well. The gunner survives.
"We're hit! My pilot is dead and we're goin' down!"





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"I've lost control of her!"





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"Fuckfucfuck!"





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"Get outta the waaay!"





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"Well."





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"Fuck me sideways."





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*KRA-BOOOOOOM!!!*





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The dropship flattens Warhead and sends all four of the specialists flying into the streets.





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The dropship crashes into the street. Two out of four of the specialists die. Warhead has been incapacitated!





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The dropship also crushes the spider tank, killing the operator inside and rendering the tank effectively dead. One the other side of the wreckage (not pictured because I blurred the shit out of it) are the two surviving specialists. Disrupted but somehow still alive.





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The rest of the bunker is crushed.





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The explosion shockwave rocks a nearby terrorkhan to the ground, alive but disrupted.

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN EIGHT

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:57 pm

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The closest group of Brootalz emerge from the wall and run toward the source of the explosions like moths to the flame. They begin to skirt past the disrupted Immortals without realizing they weren't dead, but save their actions for reaction fire anyway.





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Unfortunately for this terrorkhan, he doesn't get to do this all day. Finally he goes down among several overskill rolls.





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A piece of debris the crumbling bunker squashes a grunt.





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More Brootalz file onto the streets, yelling and jeering that victory was theirs. All of them still unaware of the disrupted Immortals.





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The line into the city lengthens.





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More of them on the other side continue doing Brootal things.





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Including successfully polevolting over the battlements and insulting the terrorkhans.





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A gunner unleashes a hail of gunfire onto the wall.





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And does enough damage to chip off some of the Immortals cover.





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Said cover plummets into the battlefield below and pancakes a grunt. Everyone but the pancaked grunt laughs.





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One of the boomrodders reloads his launcher, the other can't seem to get his to work again.





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The other two try to manuever around battlefield wreckage, finding it very difficult with their giant rocket lawnchairz.





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The Brootal stitcher fights Sports Guy for the walkntalk. "Gib dat back you stoopid fugging prank calla!"





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The Broozer lumbers over to the other side of the battlefield while its fugawff kannon operator reloads.

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN EIGHT

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:04 pm

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The tour group continues doing their own thing. The manly men find themselves more authentic souvenirs.





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Tour Guide starts building herself a shelter from her impending doom.





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The other two sprint toward the fray in an attempt to get some form of autograph.





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Camera guy gets some intense shots of the firefight. Already his Instabrik followers have doubled since the photoshoot, now having at least 8!





OVERVIEWZ

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - TURN EIGHT

Post by lordintype » Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:31 pm

Kommander Ken wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:57 pm

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Unfortunately for this terrorkhan, he doesn't get to do this all day. Finally he goes down among several overskill rolls.
Poor guy. He was more of a hero than the warhead shard.
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

Post by Bolicob12 » Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:43 pm

This is really entertaining dude, I love it :thumbs_up: :wink:
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:16 pm

So... Should I bother sending further orders or just welcome my new greenskin overlords? :troll:
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:36 pm

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

Post by Falk » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:27 pm

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BrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - FINALE

Post by Kommander Ken » Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:47 am

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The disrupted specialists surprise the incoming Brootalz with some quick burst fire, instantly downing two greenskins.





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The surviving orks retaliate with overwhelmingly.





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Meanwhile on the wall, the terrorkhan keep the wall-jumping Brootalz at bay.





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"We need to grab Sigma and get the fuck outta here, fall back to the secondary defenses!"
"Go on and grab 'em, I'll cover you."





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The lone terrorkhan traverses the unstable ruins of the bunker, eyes locked onto the fallen Warhead shard.





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His movement catches the eye of few Brootalz, who pepper his position with gunfire. The terrorkhan ignores them.





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"Shitshitshit, that thing's getting closer!"





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The Broozer turns and stares at the terrorkhan, sizing up its last few foes.





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It challenges them with a metal-as-fuck, bassy bellow.





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"Haha! You're not nearly as bad as my mother-in-law!"





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"fuck."





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"ATTENSHIN! ALL LADZ FALL BACK! WE JUS GOT WORD OF SOMFING BIG ''BOUT TO HAPPEN!"





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"What you talkin' 'bout kommand?"
"WE RALLYIN' DA TROOPS!"





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"Ohshiet, is it time alreadee?"





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From the horrizon, a Brootal gunship simply known as the BAWKS hovers toward the battle.





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It stops at the edge of the fight and maneuvers itself around to face the remainder of the combatants.





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The intercoms on the gunship squeal several decibels as the ork driver inside was figuring out how to use it.





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"LOOK OVA HERE YA SCRUBZ. WE NEED ALL OUR LADZ TO BOOK IT TO DA EXTRACKSHIN POINT!"





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"LEAVE DA IMMORTALZ STOOPID GLASS CITY ALONE FER NOW, WE GOT BETTA THINGS TA SMASH."





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All surviving Brootalz stop what they're doing and turn toward the BAWKS, mumbling among themselves.





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"It's over already?"





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"So are we fucked or not?"





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"Oh science, they're all turning around!"





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In unison, the Brootalz disregard their earlier siege and begin trekking out of the city limits.





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The Brootal gunship speeds off, no doubt making its rounds all around the city to the rest of the invading force.





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"Ugghhh... It feels like I got hit by a spaceship."





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"Wait, what's going on? They're retreating?"
"It looks like it sir. Should we pursue?"




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"No." Warhead observes the retreating Brootalz closely, unsure of their next course of action.





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They run right past the tour group with barely a second glance. The civilians wearing Brootal attire are promptly dragged along, much to their delight at being accepted into the horde.





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"Why attack us and fall back like that? What else is going on out there?"
"I don't know."





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"But I can make an educated guess..."





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~END??~



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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

Post by Bookwyrm » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:02 am

This battle is the definition of :666: GG Ken, excited to see what’s next 😬

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

Post by RedRover » Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:05 am

S P I C Y

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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY

Post by Bolicob12 » Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:12 pm

Probably one of the best battles I've read on here tbh 8)
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Re: IMMORTAL BROOTALITY - EPILOGUE

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Sep 07, 2019 10:36 am

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In a matter of hours, the Brootal presence around Conselia City had departed.





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None but the dead were left behind, even fallen warlords were susceptible to being left behind and forgotten. The Brootal horde always has another ready to take the mantle.




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But death is not always the end.
"Not yet, Grimjaw Gitgrabba. You cannot die yet."





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"I still have use for you."





~end~

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