Ragnablok

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Re: Ragnablok

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:22 pm

Arkbrik: NOOOOOO!
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Natalya gives the frontline defenders a pep talk.
Natalya: You are very important to me and to the defense of the Four Rums! I expect greatness!
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Blueguy approaches.
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Natalya heads in to the bar.
Devincp: Wait, aren't you going to help us?
Space Bunny: We need help!
Darkstorm: I thought you were our Goderator! Protect us!
Natalya: L8R :bitch:
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Blueguy: Let's make this easy.
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:25 pm

Blueguy finds the mothering room in the Four Rums. Three Quantumsurfers are there, one wielding a keg of maniac beer.
Shadowscythe: Stand back! I am morally obligated to protect these Quantumsurfers and their children!
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Blueguy: You don't look qualified for childcare. Stand aside and these children will be raised as heroes of the brikverse.
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Shadowscythe: You and your book don't scare me! I have unlimited power!
He chugs the keg.
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Blueguy lasers him in the face.
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Blueguy: It's time to die.
Stubby: A-yup.
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:33 pm

Down below, the leaders of the Quantumsurfers meet in secret, and in dread.
Bragallot: Major Natalya, how goes the defense?
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Natalya: These noobs are useless. It's time to start Operation Leave-Them-To-Die.
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The ceiling crashes down around them.
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Scratch: It's Blueguy!
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Natalya: Time to run this operation :boss:
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The dust settles, the three Quantumsurfers laying dead at Blueguy's feet.
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Luchardskoan soldier: Sir, what about this cult?
Blueguy: Seems useless. Leave it.
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:34 pm

OW: I'm FREEEEEEEEE
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pew pew!
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OW: AIEEEEEEEEEeeeee
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by lordintype » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:21 pm

Thank god that Overwatch is dead
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by Archduke » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:47 pm

This is getting intense.
I wasn't expecting so many people to die.

We will have to keep a running tally of who is left.
Natalya wrote:
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Why would anyone get banned for this?

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Re: Ragnablok

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:13 pm

Holy shit Blueguy calm your tits.

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Re: Ragnablok

Post by Zupponn » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:28 pm

That cat seems familiar...
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by aoffan23 » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:29 pm

*Uselessness intensifies*
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Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.
I agree with Warhead.
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by Bookwyrm » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:53 pm

Archduke wrote:
Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:47 pm
This is getting intense.
I wasn't expecting so many people to die.

We will have to keep a running tally of who is left.
Ask and ye shall receive.


FORCES OF THE FOUR RUMS:
>Braggalot - Deceased
>Natalya - Deceased
>Theblackdog - Deceased
>Scratch - Deceased
>Falk - Deceased
>Stubby - Deceased
>Shadowscythe - Deceased
>SpaceBunny - Deceased
>Devincp - Deceased
>Darkstorm - Deceased
>Tzan - Alive
>RedRover - Unknown, Presumed Deceased
>Archduke - Alive
>AnnoyedZebra - Alive
>Green - Alive
>Quantumsurfer - Deceased
>Kastrenzo - Deceased
>Ninja_Bait - Unknown, Presumed Alive
>Kommander Ken - Alive
>Bookwyrm - Alive
>Aoffan - Alive
>Arkbrik - Deceased
>Overwatch - Deceased
>Bing [Bot] - Deceased
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by RedRover » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:41 am

RedRover is very much alive, at least I need him to be for my story.

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Re: Ragnablok

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:51 am

RedRover wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:41 am
RedRover is very much alive, at least I need him to be for my story.
This is probably happening after QS Red has finished with the Magenta Sector adventure.

Blueguy is leaving no survivors...
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Re: Ragnablok

Post by RedRover » Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:15 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:51 am
RedRover wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:41 am
RedRover is very much alive, at least I need him to be for my story.
This is probably happening after QS Red has finished with the Magenta Sector adventure.

Blueguy is leaving no survivors...
Ah! then yes, he died... At least the kids are spared?

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Re: Ragnablok

Post by Archduke » Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:58 pm

RedRover wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:15 pm
Ah! then yes, he died... At least the kids are spared?
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Natalya wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:53 pm
Why would anyone get banned for this?

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Re: Ragnablok

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Oct 29, 2019 7:27 pm

Quantumsurfer: Give me another, Rody. This is a rough night.
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Suddenly, Quantumsurfer is stricken by a stomachache as dozens of Quantumsurfers are suddenly struck down.
Quantumsurfer: Is this how Yoda felt during Order 66??
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Danger lurks behind him...
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...but his stomachache has heightened his reflexes!
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Quantumsurfer: So, you're Blueguy, huh? The Chosen One? It's nice to meet you. I'm Quantumsurfer, master of Rekonstruktion.
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Blueguy: I know who you are. I know who all of you are. I know I won't need my sword here.
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Quantumsurfer: Indeed. Let me show you the power of Rekonstruction. I've led many minifigs to great things, and I can lead you to be the greatest among them. There's so much I have to teach you, that I have learned from travelling the planes and living lives beyond my own.
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Blueguy: GET BACK! I've seen the way you've lied to the others. They died believing you gave them power, but you never did! You sent them to their deaths.
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Blueguy: You and your kind will never send us to die again.
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