DA DOOF WAGEN

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DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:22 am

IN THE TIME BEFORE TIME...

THE ANCIENT EARTH GOD LAID DOWN A BEAT
AN ARCANE RHYTHM BELOW OUR FEET
THE ENTIRE PLANET BEGAN TO SHAKE
IT WAS A 120 BPM EARTHQUAKE!

AND THEN THE GROUND WAS REND ASUNDER
THE EARTH GOD ROSE WITH CRASHING THUNDER
HE THREW DOWN METAL! HE THREW DOWN ROCK!
THE PEOPLE WORSHIPPED ANYWHERE HE'D WALK!

HE WAS MAMMOTHRA!
THE MIGHTY BROOTAL GOD!
MAMMOTHRA!
THE PEOPLE WILL BE AWED!
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MAMMOTHRA!
LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A GUN!
MAMMOTHRA!
YOU'RE GONNA WANNA RUN!
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MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT A GUN IN THE BACK!
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MAMMOTHRA!
ANTI-AIR ATTACK!
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THE BROOTAL BAND BEGAN TO PLAY
A MILLION GIGAWATT DISPLAY
A SPECTACLE OF BLOOD AND SOUND
MAMMOTHRA'S BASS WILL SHAKE THE GROUND!
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MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT ARMORED SIDES!
MAMMOTHRA!
HIS BADASSERY IS CERTIFIED!
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MAMMOTHRA!
THE MUFFS PROTECT HIS EARS!
MAMMOTHRA!
HIS MIXTAPE WOULD END YOUR YEARS!
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MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S AUTOMATIC!
MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S HYDROMATIC!
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MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S GOT SEVEN MILLION HORSEPOWER!
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MAMMOTHRA!
HE'S A FIFTEEN INCH TALL TOWER!
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MAMMOTHRA!

MAMMOTHRA!
MAMMOTHRAAAAAAAAA!
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:55 am

MAMMOTHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Falk » Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:56 am

This is awesome
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by sahasrahla » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:46 am

YES

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Tzan » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:34 am

:D

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Theblackdog » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:05 pm

This is insanely awesome, and so are the accompanying lyrics. But I can't help but notice that the lowest level of the platform is more or less empty. I think you need to put in a Brootalz mosh pit.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Maraxous » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:13 pm

Nice! Love the metal band with a tambourine guy, and that the BROOTALZ were considerate enough to give the mammoth hearing protection. BROOTALZ only abuse people not animals. :rtfm:

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:13 pm

Theblackdog wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:05 pm
This is insanely awesome, and so are the accompanying lyrics. But I can't help but notice that the lowest level of the platform is more or less empty. I think you need to put in a Brootalz mosh pit.
They definitely mosh
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Theblackdog » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:15 pm

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Natalya » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:58 am

Okay this is pretty ossum, but like there's no way a creature with that few size points can hold all that shit. Now there's like fudge exceptions for like things that are cooler, but I don't know if it's cool enough to justify this gross excess. I think you gotta build a better background and then it will be more like you know fudgeable or whatever.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by Scribonius » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:42 am

Natalya wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:58 am
Okay this is pretty ossum, but like there's no way a creature with that few size points can hold all that shit. Now there's like fudge exceptions for like things that are cooler, but I don't know if it's cool enough to justify this gross excess. I think you gotta build a better background and then it will be more like you know fudgeable or whatever.
Perhaps the Brootalz are like da Orks in 40K. If they THINK the mammoth can carry all of that, then it can.

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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by stubby » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:49 pm

Natalya wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:58 am
I don't know if it's cool enough to justify this gross excess.
I just checked the requirements, looks like it hits all the cool enough checkboxes. Gross excess justified :myth:

If it wasn't brootalz, I'd say the platform had an independent power source and boosters to aid propulsion. Give opponents more devices to target to bring it down in different ways.

Because it's brootalz, I'd say the brootalz make it work by force of will. More brootalz = more fudge. As brootalz die, the mammoth gradually loses its ability to ignore the laws of physics.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by ninja_bait » Thu Jul 18, 2019 1:12 pm

My plan was to treat the stage and the mammoth as a single creature together, akin to a world turtle or something.
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by militaryfreak » Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:48 pm

Absolutley BADASS!!!. I wonder, how balanced is it? Seems it would have a propensity to tip over
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Re: DA DOOF WAGEN

Post by ninja_bait » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:51 am

militaryfreak wrote:
Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:48 pm
Absolutley BADASS!!!. I wonder, how balanced is it? Seems it would have a propensity to tip over
The mammoth is surprisingly stable.
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