The Konvergence - Preludes

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The Konvergence - Preludes

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PRELUDE ALEF

Post by Bookwyrm » Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:05 pm

PREVIOUS EPISODE: (~X~)

(Recommended Listening:)

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Somewhere in the Brikverse, a ruined Trattorian drone, fallen in battle with both old and new foes, slips through the shattering barriers between dimensions and lands within the Beige Carpet, a slowly degrading, disembodied spirit taking refuge within.


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QuantumSurfer Colette: S̮̝͙̘͍o̞̦̱͕…̯ͅ ̲̩̪͚ͅͅ

Th̜̬͔͉͙i̦ș̩̻͇̻ ̘̠͓̰ị̗͇̺͎͓ͅs ̯͍̹̘̲͔t̻͙̮̻he͙ ̺̝̙̹̪p̟̮a͇̖̠̟t̮̫͚̖h̦̻̭̲͕̦ ̮̻͖t͖̘̥͔h̫̫͓͓̤e̤̝ ̠̮̰̝o͓tẖ̻͍̗ͅers̰̰̺̘̭ͅ ̫̖̲̖͉̯͇h͉̗̝̮a͍̦v̖e ͍̬̘c̳̦̙̖h̦o̰͚̹̺̣s̖e̙̥̩̳̭̼͙n͉.͔͈̯̝͈̜

Ṟ͕̪agn̳͚a͕̲̟̻b̻̜̪͉lo̮̲̹̥ͅk͖̮̗̬.̺..̖̲̩̝͎ ̠̟̠̫
̳̮̞̲̤̩͕
T͈̯̱h͙̩͈e̺͉ͅ ̩̩͇̲̱d̹͖͇̱̘̜e̙͍͚s͕̜̜̤̦̦͉t͖̟͙ru̪͎̰̖̬c̖͍t͕̗̳̞i̪̦͚̖͇on̠̞͓͇͖͖̭ ̤̥̬o̹̜̰̩͉̣̜f͍̳̝̞̱̹̮ ͚̭̙̮̭̺t̙̳̮̘͖͙h̠͖͙e̟̭͙̲ ̼̺̭̹͙͇̠N̥̻̭̠̝ͅe̮͉͇̘͈̣̮h̠̫̮̥͇̬e͇̪̯̰͈l̟͎̱̳l̺͓͍̬e̘̣̰͍̘ni̩̗u͚̣m̩,̩͓͍͈͍̬̺ ̣͓̟̜ẹ̬̩̦͙ͅv̞e̤̟̪͓̖̘r̳̳̘͉̮̟yt̹̱̼̹̪ͅͅh͍̥͔i̥̝͓͉n̜g̙̼͖̖̞̫̞
we̯’̱̥̖̰̠v̼̪͖ͅe̯͕̜ ̞̯̪͕̩̩̤w̬o̰ṟ͓̝̪͕k̦͖e͖͎̼͓̰d̮͚̹̼̟͔̝ t͖̱o̻͔̳w̰̬a̫̹͈̘̹r̟̤͎d͈̻s̹̩͎ ͚̞̬̖f̜̩͇͔̼͕o̹̼̻̜r̹̝̣̗ r̪̻̺e̱͙͎̞̘̟ͅk̫̳̟̹̺̥̱o̰̱̭̙n̪s̗̘t̬̜̗̯r̖u͎k̟̫͙̹̦̳̳t̯͔͇͖͇͚i̠o̝̟̝͙n̟̱̰͙̩̰͚ a̙f̘̥̳͓͔͙͔t͇̱̹͔̮͈e̻͖͎r ̗re̥k̥o̻̮̭̹n̬̲͙̟̻s̞̜̯͎̖t̖͓̪̬̫̯̮r̖͖̫͇ṵ͍ḵ̠̥t͓̫̣͎i̼̪͍͇̤̳̱o͈̠̯̣̪̠n̩.̠̘̰̗̹.̘̬͓͉.



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QuantumSurfer Colette: ͎̤̪͙̜͔̟ͅA̙͖n̝d͓̼ w̥̻̞̩̬̝̠h̠͎̖e͙̠̮̼̙͓̫r̰̦͇e̙͔̬̘̱̝̤ ̰ha̤̹̳s̼̻̥̬̰͖
t̘͕͕͕̜̮͚h̬͙a̮͕̖t̫͍̗͔̞̙ ͖̹̰͙͙̻ͅg̭̬̞̩͓o̘̰̺t̜te̥͕͙̝͈̯͓n͇͎͓͎ ṭ̞̩͚͔̱ͅhe͔̩̠̙̦̖m͚͚͕̼̭ͅ?͇͙̺̗̤̮̳
̩̩͈̠͈
O̟u̳̜͙̗̺̬r͕̣̝͖̟̪̹ ow̬̮̣͍͙̼n̪̬̱̱̺ ͍c̘̣̼̠ͅṛ̻̼̹̥͕͈e̖̬ͅa̩̝̰̪t̝̤̥̯̲̫̱i̙̯̳o̯͕̘̰̖n͓̖̤͍͈̠s̫̺͎̘ ̰̟̼t͉͓u̫̦͙̱̮r̪̜̬̝̦̱͚n̠̫̯͖e͖̯͎̜͚d̲̹ ͍a̰͚̲̜g̝̟̞̫̪a̩i̩̼̳̤n̠͙̙s̝̺̱ͅt̘̼ ̗͇͚̫͔̗u̳̱͈s̤̰̥. ̬̤̠͎͎O̝̻̬̣u̻̭r ̙̱ḥ̱͉a̠͙̘͙͙͔r͖͍̤͉̘d̳̟͔̼ ̦w̻o̮̜ͅr̠̺̩͚k̯̱͈̤̫̫ͅ ̲̗̼̻͇̮̞a̦nd̟͉̣̖̝̹ ̝ef͚f̘o̙̘̤̙̝̟̝r͙̳̠t̖̖̝ ̺̱͈̘r̦̗̖͔̯e͍͇͙ṋ̦̩̞̜̳d̠e̺͓̯̥̟͕̻r̤̘e̗͉d̖̟ ̫̬̝̘m̜͈̠e̲͎̱͈̝̮a͖͚͓̠̩͙n̫i̜̰̯͉̝͓̯n̳̻͖̹̞g̗̬̻̟̖̖̺l̳̤̼̫e͓̳̖̦s͙͈̥̪s̝̻̱̙̥̺ ̖̩̭̰͓ͅi͔̲̯͎̜̣̤n̘̲̟̹̪̗͚ ͈͔̫̺t̼̲h͓e͕̺̪͎̙͚͔
e̥̫̲̮̼n͍̘͖͙̼̻̪d̙͈̰̼̞͓…͎͖͎ ̱͓̙̜
̺̲̟̠̯
Br̬̟̭o̱̰̜͇̮o͓̫̥͍̙̙͍t͚͈͙̝̘̙aḻ̞̤̞z ̖͕͇̘͚̥r̮͚̤̣ṷ̫̥nͅni̭͖̯̱͙ṇ̙̹̰̲̠g̘̮ ̫̱̹̖͇̲ͅa̺̗̠̥̭̱m̫̗͚̦̰o̤̣̹̻͈̮k̻ ̘̯w̞̗̯̯i̗͓͙͓͎̯ͅt͇h̜ͅ ̻̠n̯͖̰̳͙̝͈o̥̪̼̳̟ț̺̙̬͉h̖̖̘̠̥̳i̬͔̲͕̝n͇g̼ h̪̳̟̗͍̻ọ̤̰l͖̫̻̬̝d͖͔i̬n̺̱̤̟ͅg̰
ṱ͖̠̺h̹̞͍̖͙̦̗em̗̬̭̬̭̩ ̩̯͎̗͔͙ba̲͔̮̗ck…͉̖͍̱̼̭
͎͚̪͎
Th͔e ͍̘̺̪̯̥̖B̦͕̩͔ͅr͎͖̩͓̰i̻͈͙̪kv̖̤e̟͙͇͈̬̭r͈̻̟̙̘͍s̫͇̱e̝̗̥ ̤̣̟̲̱p̥̯̱l̫̭̪̼u̥n͉͍̹̟͓̜ge̜̱̻̳͔͉̝d ̘͎̝͔i̼̣n̫̲͚t͔̖͖̼͍̰͎o ̙̣̘͓͍̩͙kh̗͇͍͔ao͖s̻ ̬̮̯̜̣a͙̣̲͖̱̘͔n̤ͅd͓
e̳̪n̟͙͖̪̖̼s̖a̫n͚̞͙i͇̘̞̩̤̖̫t̫͉͖̭̻̰y̠̭̣̬͓̳…̭̻
͔͚̙̯
A̲̦̼̟̖͖ll ̭̱̭͍̻̞b͖e̜̼͓̝̙̺c̦̭͈̫̜̞au̬̼͙̼͎͉s̘̟̦e̠̯̱ ̝̲̝t͈he̗y̖ ̦̺͓͖̣̗g̫̳ͅo̹ṭ̻͍̙ ̪̤a̘͕ ̲͇͔̦l͕i̯̦̬̘̯̙͓t̮̖̻̞t̘͖͈̯̟͔l̞e͔ ̰̞b̦̫̩̳̯ḭ͓͕̳͔̳t͎̞̩͙̥̣͓ ̫̞͈bo̩̬r̠̬e̤͙̲̙͔̦d͖͕̬̘.͇.̺̯̼.ͅ
̳


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QuantumS̡͕͕̰̻̖͈̬̒̏u̠͎̗͚͖ͯ̍ͣ͢r͔̐̓̇ͣ͡f̬͓̯͜ͅẻ̥̬̥̘̬̦̗̉̓̀̈́̿͞ŗ͓̜̱̓̿ Colette: ͍̖͍̪̺̲̺̳͙ͅB̥̬̻u͖̖̳̖̯̪̮t̬͔̭͍̼̣ ̰t͇̪̠h̰̯̯̹̞͍̺i͇̭̭̜͔͙s͈̲͎ ̮̖̲̯͈̼s̫̹̘̩h̬͇̼̱͖͇ͅo͍͇̩̼̭̖ͅu̬̞͎l̫͉̯̞ḏ ͇n̰̙̪̝̖͉ot̯ ̠̪ḇ̖̺̼̜̱ḛ̯̣̹̤̬͇ s̩̳ṵr̠̥̺̫p̱r̗̥i̲̭̱̫̰̭s̠̜͍̥̺̰̜ị̯̗͔n̪͓̩̥g̣̼…̟
̝̹
Thḙ͈̬y̳̗̖̜͇̬ͅ ̣̣̙̳a̭͙r͓͚͈e̹ ̬͙̲̯u̻͍̞̟̲n̟͈͎̦͕̥wi̝̲l̯͍̟̲͚l̲̮̰̝͚i̞͈̞͕̗͕̣ng̘̠̣͙̩ ̜͙͖̫̥̳to͙̞͍ s̱̬̰̜͈w̖̟͇͓͖͎a̜͔̠y̞͍ ͈̜̩̹̬̫f̯̪̭̞r̼͍̘o̟mͅ th̙͕̰͈̜̱e̩̬̞̝i̖̝̟͙̜r̬̬̬̲̣͚ͅ ͈̥̱͍o̻̖̺̙ld̙ ̖w͕a̠͔̝͎ys̙̮̼̞͇̼ ̩̼o̱͇̭̗f tumu̱̖̙̜͈l͉t̗͙̪ ̳̹̭͉̼̘a̗͓̼̼̠̘̞nd̺̣̬̥̝͎ ͔d̪̦̣is͙̯̙̪͈̥o͇͇͈͍̮r̙̖͓̤̥̖͎d̟̮̪͎ẹṛͅ…̮̱͖̼
̟
u̱͎̫̗̮̦n̲̯͚̮ͅa̠̳̩b̻̠ḷ͇̙͎̩ḙ͍͙̮̲̜ ̲̞̳ͅt̫͍̥̝̱͎̪o͚̞̻̺̹͖ ̠̼se̮͇e̼͚̩̝͍͕̮ ̯͈̺͎̳͎̦t̗h̞̹͕̪̳͖e͖̩͇̗̦̻ͅ ̲̲̳̪̼̤v̩̙͔̖̪̗̯a̻̦̦̗̼l̘͓̮u̟̱̫̻͍̯͖e͕̼̰̬̩ ͈͚o̺͇̻̖f̫̱̟ ͕̯̪̪̯̰̟u̹̯̘ͅn͇i̟̣̥̻ve̮̮̦̟̙̝̩r͇̰͍̼͙̫ͅs̩͔͖̥͔̩a̗l͖͓͙ ̦̻̹̯͕͓ͅS̟t̼̪͎a͈b̝̪͈̗̺̰̥i͙̭l̼͖̣̻̦͔i͚t͕̳̝̞ͅy…
̱̻̺̳͉̟
And͈̱͙͚̤̝̳ ̜̤̲͕͉n̼̹o̙̮̺w̤͎͍̬͙,͕͙͙͍͇͚ ̫̣be̱͙͖͔͙̗c̝a̳̭̟̘̲͓̥u̞s̝e̫̤̳̖̪̩ ̜̹̘o̠͙̟f̣̻ ͚̳th̥ḛ̬ir͍͔̟͔ ̜͚f̩̲̘͈o͍̩͍͙̙̥̜ol̟̞i̯͍͉̤̝sh͇̳̰n̮͔̤̰e͓̹͚̣̮ͅs̳s͎̭̯̣̪͖, e͔̻̬̣͓͚̣v̭̺ḙ̱͕̺̞̝r̳̥̦̰y̬͙̥̖̤̟th͔̝̣͕͖̮̙i̗ͅn̩g̻̳ ͎͇i̥͇̤ͅs͍̺̞͉͙̠ b̥͇͓͎͍re̤̪̼̠aḳ͇̩̺͕̰i̫̫͍̘n̹͔̹̺g̜̙̤͙ͅ a͓̗p̣͕͖̩a̜r̥̬̤̯̘͖ͅt̯͙̯̯̪̮ͅ.̼.̫̲̤.̯͙̘̮͉




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Quantum$̧̨̞̣͇̺̬ͯͧ́ţ̟͓̒ͤ̓ͭ̇u̡̨̱̻͑͂̆̈́͌͡|̴̈́̌̋̉͜҉͎̳̭̻f͔̤͈͎͓̈ͫ€̷̰̫͕̘͖̗̖̤̑͌ͪͣ͒ͨ͋ͪ͆ř͚̙͖̼̬̥ͩ̅ Colette: ̳͓͖͚W̟̱̖e̥̭̝ͅl̞͇͉l̖̞͍̗̣̘…̣͔͔̺̭͕̹͓͍̻̱̭ i͕̮͕̘f̫͎͇̬͎̘̰ ͉̰t͍̣̤͈h͍̺̼̞͓̞̥a͎̜̣̣̬t̲̝ͅ i̜͇̰̱̟s̝͇͇̥ ̭̣̮̙̟͔w̠̩͍ͅh͖̻͖̬a̹͖̮̝̪̩ͅṭ̪̥ ̤͙̮t͓̖̰̻̪h̩͕̗͉̤͓̘e̙̣̟̰̺̫̗y de͕̣̘̮͉̜̹s̳̙͎̜̪̬i͔͈͚r̻̘̭͓͎e̖̼̗…̮̩̝̹ ̦̘̬t̙̫͍̩͙̖ͅhe͉͖̰̳͓̹n̥͍̦̬̹ ̰̗̺͕͚I̭̯ ̙̞̗͍͖̭s̙h̰̹a̲͎̞l͍̮͓̞̦ḻ͈͔ ͕g͚̝͍̯͈̬ͅl̥̰͎a͇̰̞d̺͙̼͙̖̗l̠̩̗̼y̭̦͎͔̩̭͚ ͔͙̠̘͎o̼̺b͍l͕i̙̻̥g̤̼e̲͔̬̻ͅ.̱ ̙̥̰̦͎

Ṯ̹̟̗h̜̘̭͎͚̦ͅey̜͕̮͔͍̩ͅ ̥̪͔wan͕̮t̲̰̥ͅ ̦̗͇̝͙̱̬an̝̦̫ ̺̣̙a̰̹̥p̻̫̱̱̟o̩cal͍̪͕͉̦̱̫yp̰̬̝̳̗s͓̭̣͎͙͈ͅe̪̙͎̗̱̞?͔͙̙͎̖͎͚ ͕T͓͎͉h̖̮̞e̙n̼̣̣̘̭ͅ ͇͚̭̮t͎h̼̜̥ey̙͖̜̱͎̰ ̘c̼aṋ̜͈̫͇̯ ̞̹̞̥͖͎̰h̞͍av̫̪͎e̲͓̲
o̪͈̜̜̮̣n̝̞̲̫e̼͈̲͖..̻͉̯.



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Quantum$̧̛̤͎͕̳̼̻̯̫͓̰͎͔͖̰ͥͭ̂̿̀T̂̋ͣ̎ͣͫ̄͋͏̵̵̥̜̫̞̝̰̞̮̭͉̱̠̲̯^̡ͮͬ̓ͤ̐ͮͨ̐͋̑̆̒̄ͭ҉̶͎̰͉̗͍̝͈̲̮̳͘͟l̶͗ͤͦ͗ͣ̄̃ͮ͆ͫ̒̀̏̍̚͏̶̳͙̣͖̰̀͡ͅk͓̭̻̝̻̼͓͙͍̞͙̐̋ͫ̆͌̎́̀̕͟#̷̂̓͂ͪ̽̇ͯ͒͜͏̷̯̭̥̮̘͕͕͙̠̟̹̘͍̳̯̤r̰̪̽̌͑͐̑̑̂ͭͧ̑̉ͪ̀̀͡ͅ Colette:
Q̯̬̼ͅu͔ant̲̳̘u̦̻̣m̤̘̠S̮̖u̟r͇͈f͈̟̪̥̫͕̣e͖̳̮̻̳r͓̣͈͔̦s͈̳̬ ̻ḏ̱i̠̱̗̤̗̝͔st̙̮̮̣͚̪u̯̠̝̟r͙͔͈͍̖b̖̫͖ ̹͇̯̝͚̦t͎͕̮͓h͖͕͚̯͇͎̯ḙ̤̟̜̯ ͖͍͓ve̘̝͚͎̰r̩͉͇̫̻ͅy͚̙̬̗ ̦̜͎͖̬̖b̤̤̬̖͔̲͓a͍̝̠͉̝̙l͍͈̙̖a̯̞̮͍̬n͎͚̝c͚͔̝͍͔e͍ ̻̗̝̤͎͎o̗̥̞̠͙̼f ͚͓̹͈͕̪t͍̜̪̙̖ͅh̠̜͕e̞̱͉͇̦ ̦B͎͈̮̲̼̙̘r͙̠͈̻̝i͓̭̩̳̱ͅkv̱̙̻̖͎͈̘e̫̜͈͔̰r͍͓̞͈̘̖̦sḛ̼̝̱͚.
̪͎̰͕̺͈
I̪̗͍͉͔̬t̪͙̮’̬̩s̝̤ t̗̺̮͕im̩e͔̹͔ ̺̙̠̲̤t̖̝͉o̦̺̺̩ ̩̤̰̹̬̞̺c̭͎̘o͕̜̭̻̘̹r̺̺̗̟̱r̻̥͖̻͈e̜̻͇͉̱̻͚c͎͙͇t̝̹̣ ͖̩̤̖ț̦h̹͚͈̯a͍̩͙̺̳̻̹t͔͕͙̥͎ ̦d͎̥̤̥̻i̬̲̟s̫̺̤͈̯t͕̲̥͕̻͖͖u̯͚r̝b̫̮̩̫̬a͈̦̥̜͖̰ͅn̹c̮̰̭e͎̞̳͇̠̠.̖̜̞̳̫͈.̪̼.̙
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To Be Continued…
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Re: The Konvergence - Preludes

Post by Kommander Ken » Sun Sep 08, 2019 1:27 pm

Fuck yesssss. Shit's about to go down.




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Post by Bookwyrm » Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:21 am

PREVIOUS EPISODE: (~X~)

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Somewhere in the Brikverse, an old, retired dwarvish general and his small crew of miners and salvagers fight for their lives against an overwhelming onslaught of orkish fury, trapped by the attack within a quarry with only one exit.


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Hektor: Thurvald! We’re gettin’ butchered like rats in ‘ere! What’s tha status on those reinforcements?!

Dwarf Infantry: No tellin’, radio signal’s weaker than an elvish stout this far underground, so we’re not sure they’re gettin’ any of our transmissions!

Hektor: By tha bloody flame of Aurantiaco, what do you mean we’re not-- Damn it all, give tha fockin’ thing ta me.


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Hektor: *Smashes transmitter against a rock repeatedly.* Hello? Dispatch? Come in, this is Foreman Sootbeard with Minin’ Platoon #27 requestin’ IMMEDIATE EVAC, repeat, IMMEDIATE EVAC! We’re under attack by those damnable Blackrock greenskins and their new best fockin’ friends, them crazy fockin’ Brootal urks! They portaled in here and have us trapped within Mineshaft Eolxecz-438! Repeat, requestin’ reinforcements and IMMEDIATE EVAC!

*crackle* *gArBle* *ssskzzzzzkk* *GaRgLe*

Dwarf Infantry: It’s no use ser! We’re too deep to reach tha surface, and whatever warp tech tha greenskins used ta get in ‘ere fried tha underground-ta-surface transmitters! We’re on our own!


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Hektor: Damn their eyes! I guess this is it then, we’ll be makin’ our last stand here. Never thought a bloody minin’ job’d be what finally did me in after all these years. Get those boomstick gits up here, we’ll take out as many of those ork bastards as we can from a distance, then blow tha whole shaft ta hell and collapse tha place in on em! If we’re goin down, we’ll take them with us!

Dwarf Infantry: Right away ser-- Wait, what’s that?!


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Hektor: Oh damn it all, another portal? More of these focks?! Well come and get some then, ya gristlemunchin’ barfskinned underbite lookin’ headass twats! I’ve got enough fire in me gut ta take ya all on!!


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Vindelvuur: Ah, yes, that will not be necessary my friend, I am here to be of assistance to you, not to harm you!

Dwarf Infantry: And just who are ye? Where’d ye come from all of tha sudden?

Vindelvuur: My name is Vasith Vindelvuur of the planet Medivo. I have traveled to Novium to seek out Hektor Sootbeard, former general of the forces of Dag Loduhr?

Hektor: Aye, that’s me, what’dye want?


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Vindelvuur: Well first and most pressingly, I am here to rescue you and your team from the sudden predicament this contingent of Brootalz has thrust you into.

Hektor: Right, ya all heard the old man, ain’t gonna look a gift ibex in tha mouth, get movin into tha portal ya ruddy gits!

Dwarf Infantry: Yes ser! Right lads, follow me!


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Hektor: So, what’s the catch then, mage? Whether yer from Novium or this “Medivo,” ye magik users always have a second motive for doin’ tha things ya do.

Vindelvuur: You are perceptive, master Sootbeard, I do indeed have ulterior motives, albeit ones that are also within your best interests. You see, I’ve come to speak with you today on behalf of a group known as the Watchtower Alliance…



To Be Continued…

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PRELUDE GIMEL

Post by Bookwyrm » Wed Oct 09, 2019 1:52 am

PREVIOUS EPISODE: (~X~)

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Somewhere in the Brikverse, a monocular chief of police and his cadre of bastardfig clones accost a group of random spacemen for illegal building techniques, unauthorized tomfoolery, and piloting a walker-mech without a license.


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Clone Officer: You have the right to remain stoic. Any hijinks you pull can and will be held against you in a court of multiversal law. You have the right to a rules lawyer. If you do not have a rules lawyer, one will be provided for you.


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Spaceman: Like hell you will, keep that soul-sucking Anorak fucker away from me, you conformist son of a bitch! I don’t need a rules lawyer, I’ve done nothing wrong!

OneEye589: Yeah yeah, that’s what they all say, you can tell it to the Fudge. Book ‘em boys.


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*ker*


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*T H W A K*


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OneEye589: Okay, now that that’s taken care of, haul these blokes off to Psychological Conditioning, and get someone from Impound down here to get this stupid Mantis-Walker out of here, I’m sick and tired of looking at it.

Clone Officer: Right away chief.


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Other Clone Officer: Chief OneEye!

OneEye589: Yes, Officer number uh, 784, what is it?

Other Clone Officer: Transmission from headquarters. Seems you just got a promotion.


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OneEye589: Promoted? How the hell am I promoted, I’m already head of the Fun Police, can’t get much more promoted than that… Wait. Unless...

Other Clone Officer: Yes indeed sir. Seems that the big guy got snuffed by some upstart Quantumsurfer, took his Scales and everything. You were next in line for the job. It’s official, you’re the new Horseman of Authority. Or Justice I suppose.

OneEye589: Nah, you had it right the first time, they changed the title a little while back, but people have a hard time adjusting.

Other Clone Officer: We are the embodiments of conformity and rigid behavior sir.

OneEye589: Yeah, I get it, I get it. Just go help Officer #935 take those DSMs into custody, then send a message back to HQ and let them know to start assembling squads. I’ve got a Konvergence to attend, and a renegade reality warper to track down.

Other Clone Officer: Yes sir. Oh and chief? Congratulations on the promotion, you earned it.


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*vrrrrrrRRRRRRR*

OneEye589: Good thing I had this thing’s modifications prepped for this exact moment.


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OneEye589: Time to ride…


To Be Continued…

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Re: The Konvergence - Preludes

Post by Kommander Ken » Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:52 am

That decal on the horse's face is great. :lol:

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Re: The Konvergence - Preludes

Post by ninja_bait » Wed Oct 09, 2019 5:45 am

Excellent again
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Re: The Konvergence - Preludes

Post by Duerer » Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:17 am

Nice patrol car horse
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Re: The Konvergence - Preludes

Post by Scribonius » Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:19 pm

This amuses me.

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