Private Bainbridge: Damn this Anatolian winter. I know we're enemies and all, but did they really have to be so cruel to empty the wine cellars before skipping town? God knows I could use some bubbly ale to keep me warm...
Lieutenant Harper: So you'd rather be out fighting on the frontlines? I'd sign your transfer papers right now if it shuts you up once and for all. Stop yapping and stay sharp.
Private Bainbridge: Sorry sir. Whoah, there's a rider approaching!
Lieutenant Harper: Hold it right there lad, state your business
The rider looks up from the handlebars of his bike, his face flush from exhaustion.
Corporal Lincoln: Sir, you're a sight for sore eyes. How far are we from Saint-Alexandre?
Lieutenant Harper: Saint-Alexandre? That's at least 20 miles West! You won't be getting anywhere near there on that bicycle of yours, especially not at this time of day. Who even are you?
Corporal Lincoln: Aide de-camp to Brigadier Ashby, sir. I have with me classified intel that I need to deliver by tomorrow.
Lieutenant Harper: Tell you what lad, there's a resupply convoy arriving tomorrow afternoon. You can spend the night here and hitch a ride with them tomorrow.
Corporal Lincoln: Thank you sir. I was harassed by some Anatolian skirmishers, though I managed to shake them off.
Lieutenant Harper: Hmm, let's hope they don't come anywhere here, you're safe with us though.
The next morning...
Lieutenant Harper: Corporal... corporal! Wake up!
Corporal Lincoln: Wha...mornin' sir. What a beautiful day isn't it?
Lieutenant Harper: You tell me. Those Anatolians that attacked you yesterday, sure they weren't following you?
Corporal Lincoln: Positive sir, I was able to escape them and ride off undetected.
Lieutenant Harper: Uh huh, then what's that out there?
The lieutenant pointed his finger out the window, revealing two squads of Anatolian conscripts amassing on the edge of town.
Corporal Lincoln: Oh shhhiteeee.
WELCOME TO THE BATTLE FOR CHAMPAGNE!
This is my first ever forum battle, so please be merciful. I'm really unfamiliar with the rules so please submit detailed orders so that I don't have to open the rule book every time someone messages me their turn. This battle will be conducted exclusively through Discord, so please PM me @N3M0T0#4497. You may sign up here in this thread, but note that all orders are to be submitted via Discord. There will be a total of 4 spots open. (Anatolian Squad A, Anatolian Squad B, Wesselheimian Defenders, and Wesselhemian Relief Squad) The Wesselhemian Relief Squad will only appear later on in the game when I think it's about time they showed up.
Anatolian Squad A: Space Bunny
Anatolian Squad B: KaiserFalk
Wesselheimian Defenders: Ninja_Bait
Wesselheimian Relief Squad:
Anatolian Victory Conditions:
- Capture Corporal Lincoln and return him to the Anatolian spawnpoint
- Eliminate both the defenders and the relief squad
Wesselhemian Victory Conditions:
- Prevent Corporal Lincoln from being captured and return him to the spawnpoint of the relief squad when they appear
- Eliminate all attackers
If Corporal Lincoln is killed in action, the objective becomes the black briefcase he is carrying.
- x2 Sergeants
- x8 Conscripts
- x1 Lieutenant
- x4 Riflemen
- x1 Sniper
Wesselhemian Relief Squad:
- x1 Lieutenant
- x4 Riflemen