Unda New Management

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Unda New Management

Post by Kommander Ken » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:39 am

Directly after the Battle of the Konvergence, and particularly through the Brootalz' perceptives....


The remaining combatants on all sides of the battle have warped out of the battlefield or otherwise vanish, as the battlefield itself crumbles and breaks apart back into nonexistence.





However not all of the factions have left quite yet. Da Brootalz have some unfinished business to attend to.
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The two surviving warbawsses are face to face, and there can be only one to lead the entirety of DA BROOTALZ.
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"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOW!"
(And dat warbawss is me! Submit to your new leader!)
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"NOW WAIT A SEC, IT CAN'T BE LIKE DIS!"
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"I am Da Kaptain now."
(Dat's where you're wrong Grimjaw. Da horde has put it to vote, you're out.)
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"NO..." Grimjaw's great metal frame begins to stir.
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"I REEFUSE TA LOSE TO A NOBODY LIKE YOU."
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"I am Da Kaptain now."
(It doesn't matter what you say. You're a bumblin' fool whoz already had a second chance.)
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"I am Da Kaptain. Now."
(Die now, knowing yer death will only strengffen Da Brootalz with the rise of a betta leader.)
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Grimjaw struggles to his feet and snarls. "Y'KNOW WUT, I DUN LIKE DAT TONE OF VOICE YOU USIN'."
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"AN' I REALLY DUN LIKE YOU, SO HOW 'BOUT WE TRY DIS AGAIN?"
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"I TOLD YOU DAT YOU "WARBAWSSES" CAN'T TUSSEL WIFF ME. I MEAN JUS' LOOK AT YERSELF."
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"Heh heh heh. I'm gunna break you like a twig."
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"I am Da Kaptain now."
(I don't fink so.)
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Da Kaptain jumps at Grimjaw with surprising speed.
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And cracks him right across his grim jaw.
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"GAAACCKKGGGHHHH"
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The blow sends him reeling backward, unable to stop himself from falling.
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Straight into the portal that leads to who-knows where by now, seeing that its sister portal had been crushed during the battlefield's destruktion.
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He vanishes into the other side, no doubt banished into another realm entirely.
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Which suits the new warbawss just fine.
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The gathered Brootalz cheer their new bawss while jeering about their old one. As one, they chant the name of their new leader.
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"I AM DA KAPTAIN NOW!"
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"I... Am da Kaptain now."
(And with dis bawss's warbanna, I will lead us into a new age of endless war and seize-less glory. Starting afta the coming Rekonstruktion, all da Brikverse will come to know us not jus' as harbingerz of Ragnablok...)
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"I am DA KAPTAIN NOW! BROOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAALZZZZZ!!!"
(But da destroyerz of stability, peace, and boring shiet! BROOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAALZZZZZ!!!)
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Re: Unda New Management

Post by sahasrahla » Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:12 pm

also gollum, for some reason

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Re: Unda New Management

Post by aoffan23 » Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:14 pm

sahasrahla wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 12:12 pm
also gollum, for some reason
Excuse me.

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Re: Unda New Management

Post by RedRover » Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:13 pm

If that boy gonna show up on Novium or Axelron that'd be hilarious

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