MoronStudios went first this time
The Bounty Hunter medic repairs the arm of the injured trooper, while the Demo drools upon discovering a crate of RPGs.
The Bounty Hunter hero attempts to throw his sword at the dancing, pharaoh hat-wearing Venture fool. Unfortunately, a critical fail during the wind up causes the sword to slip from his grasp and fly back through the neck of the Bounty Hunter behind him. Oops!
The newly-healed SMG Trooper wants revenge. He terminates the dancing fool with extreme hatred and prejudice.
Better make sure he's really dead...
The two Bounty Hunters stand over the Venture soup (extra chunky) and bask in the satisfaction of a job well done.
OneEye, ignoring his flubber for the moment, sees to it that they don't stay satisfied for long
Killbot, sensing violence, begins to stomp angrily outside...
Just as the Venture basket-trooper reaches the summit!
He makes a mad dash for the nearest ladder. Everyone knows that the Killbot 9000 model can't climb ladders. This is a feature exclusive to Killbot 9001s.
Down below, the Venture hero decides that his medic has been using the dune buggy long enough... He persuades him to exit.
Rather than crying about it, the medic decides to make himself useful and dashes over to heal the heavy.
Back at the tunnel, the nearby rifle trooper calls shotgun, and he and the hero speed down the tunnel towards the base of IVHorseman.
They plow through IV's shotgun trooper like nobody's business
IV's demo decides that this is unsatisfactory. He clotheslines the Venture rifleman in the skull with his cannon, painfully decapitating him.
Severed heads make great cannon ammunition
The OTC trooper is unhappy that his friend just got street pizza'd by OneEye's hero. Death from above!
The Venture hero gets his shit ruined
The Nihilist medic thinks that now would be a good a time as any to respawn
The other Nihilist soldier must now assault pesgores' base alone. He sneaks in the back
Freddy happily runs over and hops in the mine cart for some reason, completely unaware that Killbot is now right behind him
Meanwhile, jifel is just finishing off the remainder of the Electrocutioner shock team
His other trooper covers the RuiNation medic's ass while he revives NecroBenny
Pesgores' hero doesn't notice, however, as he is too busy trying to keep the Nihilists out of his base. Apparently, he is too manly to even pay attention to where he's firing
The gattling turretman's luck finally runs out as he rolls a critical fail trying to kill the OTC trooper. Too bad Nietzsche already weakened that tree trunk...
He bails just in time! The turret is surprisingly not destroyed in the impact.
Pesgores has the first minifig to return to the battlefield after being killed. As one guy leaves the graveyard, the medic sends another in.
Pesgores' heavy sniper still seems to have a personal vendetta against the Electrocutioners. Afraid that they are now gaining the high ground, he makes his move, but does not find success.
Despite his heavy armor, Blitzen's team still manages to put him out of his misery.
Blitzen and MoronStudios exchange rounds, though neither score a hit
The Electrocutioner medic has his hands full!
As for the trooper who found the chest of gold coins... Rather than do the sensible thing and try to launch them at his enemies, he chooses to discover whether the catapult is coin-operated... It is...
A Harpoon Monkey appears, ready to fire!
The soldier jumps back in astonishment, but still manages to fire the harpoon monkey into jifel's camp
Great success! The RuiNation demo is dead before he even notices that he just got hit in the head by a flying harpoon monkey
It scampers away to gather more harpoons before it is needed once more
END OF TURN 3
I'll brief you all as to where you each stand before you send in turn 4 orders.