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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Darkstorm » Tue May 23, 2017 7:25 am

not to dismiss your quest-thirstiness and blood-hungering. feel free to take those communists and force them to enjoy a free market. to their deaths.  :lol:
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Omega Prime » Tue May 23, 2017 5:34 pm

I have been a lurker for quite some time...
* - Who are you?
I am OMEGA PRIME, the leader of the Omegalon Federation (armory post later once i upload all the stuff to flikr)
* - Do you live with your mom?  (Trust me, this is important)
Yes, I do live with the First Leader of Omegalon
* - Where do you come from?
CALIFORNIA
* - What is your quest?
I seek to make lots of death and destruction, as well as expand the Omegalon Federation!  :studgod:
THE NEHELLENIUM IS MINE!
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gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part again?

i can make a hat
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Caelondian » Tue May 23, 2017 5:44 pm

Greetings, Brikwarriors! I am Caelondian - pleased to meet you - and I seek to engage in glorious combat! I've lurked the forums for some time, gathering troops and intel, and am now prepared to join the Great Conflict!

* Do you live with your mom?

I do not know, as a mother in a box is to be considered simultaneously alive and dead until Warhead gets to her.

* Where do you come from?

Southern United States.

* What is your quest?

My faction, the Xenon Empire, has been engaged in war with our ancient rivals, the Exonian Federation, for decades. A war that began over the proper placement of X's in a faction name, and whether blue or red was better, has consumed our worlds. I seek to end this conflict in the only way I know how: total annihilation!  :studgod:
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby ReconMiner » Thu May 25, 2017 4:13 pm

Finally stopped lurking and made an account to join in the glorious slaughter!

* - Who are you?
The names ReconMiner, I mine recons

* - Do you live with your mom?  (Trust me, this is important)
Only sometimes, I am a college student after all

* - Where do you come from?
The cold tundra of the North (also known as WI)

* - What is your quest?
To cause as much wanton chaos and destruction as is possible in the game that is Brikwars :studgod:  (tank suicide ramming anyone?)
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby DJ Squidley » Thu May 25, 2017 5:38 pm

Does this mean we're going to see a non-daemon chaos army?
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby sahasrahla » Thu May 25, 2017 6:03 pm

is there a secret rule that all introduction posts in this thread must include the  :studgod: emote?
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby ReconMiner » Thu May 25, 2017 7:39 pm

DJ Squidley wrote:Does this mean we're going to see a non-daemon chaos army?

Most likely  :twisted:
I always wanted to drop a building on a heavy tank or kamikazeing a small vehicle into a bigger one
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Darkstorm » Fri May 26, 2017 9:56 am

sahasrahla wrote:is there a secret rule that all introduction posts in this thread must include the  :studgod: emote?

you noticed this too, huh?

DJ Squidley wrote:Does this mean we're going to see a non-daemon chaos army?

Technically, my army is a non-daemon chaos army
but more like organized chaos :mystery:
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby ReconMiner » Fri May 26, 2017 1:03 pm

DJ Squidley wrote:Does this mean we're going to see a non-daemon chaos army?

How about Iron Warriors?
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Hamahaki » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:50 pm

* - Who are you?
Hamahaki is my name
* - Do you live with your mom?  (Trust me, this is important)
Hell ye boi
* - Where do you come from?
New mexico high in the mountains but now I am in northern virginia
* - What is your quest?
To find people to play brikwars with other than my brother
And to become the meme lord
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:37 am

Welcome Hamahaki, may you find peace and happiness here.
Good luck!  :troll:
No but seriously, welcome to the FORUM!
Mildly sad that you didn't put the  :studgod: in your intro :fist:
What is this blasphemy?
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Hamahaki » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:09 am

Thanks dad I knew you would be proud  :studgod:
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:58 am

Hamahaki wrote:Thanks dad I knew you would be proud  :studgod:

Wait, what?
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Only the other way round :wtc:
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Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby Hamahaki » Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:42 pm

Its ok son everyone is confused when they find out they adopted their father  :mystery:
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!

Postby ninja_bait » Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:48 pm

Hello kind souls!

My name is Ninja_Bait, a lurker since around 2009.  

I do not live with the FBI.  Huh.  Why does the FBI turn into the FBI instead of saying the FBI?  

I come from New York and am therefore of superior stock than the rest of you.

My quest is to have enlightened and civil discourse with other Brikwarriors.  I am certain this will happen.

Also, I build spaceships.   :studgod:
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