AND it looks like a lot of my pictures were blurred a bit. I need to work on that.
Turns are in order of when I received them. If you didn't sign up, then I didn't use your orders. Sorry mates, I didn't want to get too overwhelmed here! Secret Faction Leaders, your boys are coming in next turn.
Spartan kicks off the battle by throwing the TV at Ahp for no damage.
Darth then shoots with no effect at Warhead.
I decide to pick on Arkbrik first, resulting in-
Muffin drops his stuff and heads for the cannon, picking it up and attempting to fire it. Unfortunately, it ended up like this.
That's why you don't play with cannons, kids!
Shadowscythe jumps up and slices easily through Oneeye's neck. His reaction misses as he dies.
Apolloyn shifts the table a bit, knocking over the lamp, then runs off towards the Dimmie section.
The Black Dog pokes Badger through the grating. "OY!" A short scuffle later, Badger is down for the count. Black Dog then runs off towards the barrel by Bricks.
Legacy attacks Pesgores. The Poo-on-a-Stick proves to be inefficient as he is cut down.
Warhead closes on Darth for an easy kill...
Wait, what? That can't be right.
Darth actually makes a heroic effort to defend himself and succeeds in slaying Warhead. Great, now both of them are going to be mad at me...
Sigfig Stubby threatens my camera unless I make him winner of the battle. I snort and he laughs crazily, waiting for someone to attack him.
Kiemaster disassembles his sword and leans over, inserting the key into the ground.
It creates a portal.
Kiemaster teles out over by the Dimmies.
Elmagnifico fires on the beer jug sitting by Piltogg. It blows up explosively.
Piltogg is knocked away harmlessly by the blast.
Aoffan jumps up on the Bricks table, knocking a ship off, and swings his axe-handle...
Piltogg, enraged, picks up the last glass that has any beer left in it and charges Elmagnifico with it. "DRINK IT!!!"
Elmagnifico slams him against the overturned table in response, knocking the wind from Piltogg.
Ragriz attempts to rush Spartan, but is knocked backwards by Spartan's reflexes.
Adrian, Magic Soap, and Tuefish all shoot at each other with no damage.
Coximind takes up a position and misses Elmagnifico.
Tathing attempts to kill Aoffyon with his superior range, but slices the ground as Aoffyon angrily closes the gap. Then he got in range...
Blitzen and J+B exchange volleys.
Since Silent_Sigfig and Natalya hadn't posted orders before I finished with the NPCs, I moved them now. Sorry mates, but I'm not waiting around. You are still in charge of your sig.
Silent's gun backfires. No damage.
Natalya fires her BFG. The round bounces off of Black Dog's shield, since he anticipated this.
LrdofBricks decides to claim the hill.
Battle Report wrote:ALIVE:
Ross_Varn, Stubby, Aph77, J+B, Magic Soap, Spartan, Shadowscythe, DarthBrik, NatalyaAF, Silent_Sigfig, TheBlackDog, Blitzen, LrdorBricks, Coximind, Tuefish, Piltogg, Aoffan, Kiemaster, Ragriz, AdriantheGeek, Apollyon, LegacyMedia.
Warhead (owch), Tathing, OneEye, Pesgores, Olothonor, Badger, Arkbrik, Fredde, Muffinman.
Also. Stubby, if you mess with this main post, I'm deleting your sigfig's banhammer. Just saying.
Post orders for Turn Two.
Secret Factions, you all come in next turn, PM me orders.